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cHrRyBlSsM: um, yea, well, back to present matters...we dun own nothin' that relates to this fic... so uh, yea, here we go...
chap. 15
The airlock rumbled as it opened. (It slightly resembled a garage door...Wufei suspected that it WAS a garage door...) The little youngsters rushed into the darkness, squealing in delight, swinging their newly acquired laserguns into the glow in the dark playground. Mist curled at their ankles, and lights flashed above them to add to the "exhilirating" experiance of playing laser tag... (we dunno...we're just the writers...)
Wufei took in his surroundings, snorting in disgust (no, he's not on drugs), "What kind of insulting game is this? Have I sunk this low as to play with mere children in a vague attempt to copy actual war?...and to look "cool"? Heh, this is Pa-The-Tic!"
"Yo Wu-man!" Duo yelled, standing a couple feet away.
"What do you want, you insolent fool?" Wufei asked impatiently.
Duo sweatdropped, "Move a lil' to the right, would ya?"
"..." Wufei shuffled to the right silently with a suspicious look on his face.
"Yea! That way...no, no, a lil' more...there we go!"
"...Why am I shifting 3.4557215432 millimeters to the right?"
"You'll see!" Duo lifted his lasergun and aimed.
The rest of the group, curious now, turned to look at what Duo was up to. They didn't have to wait long, for in the distance, they heard a rumble.
Rumble rumble rumble...
Quatre squeaked fearfully, "Tro-kun! What's that? Is a storm coming! I don't like lightning!" Trowa stood there...wordlessly, of course.
Suddenly, a herd of (antelope! haha, jk, jk) kids came trampling over the accurately positioned Wufei. Yes, these kids came trampling over our poor Wufei with fierce, maniac looks in their eyes. (Have you ever been to Laser Quest? Kids there are scary...they're so vicious. This one kid hit me in an attempt to get a shot at me...jeez, what has the world come to? And this OTHER kid hit my sister in the eye...gave her a black eye for a week...in fact, she had a bump on her forehead the size of an egg. Yes, it's all true. We swear. Actually, we don't swear...but uh...alrite, bak to the story).
Our poor Wufei twitched on the ground, stunned at the sudden stampede of (antelope) kids.
"Perfect!" Duo exclaimed happily.
A few minutes later (after Wufei regained consciousness), Wufei, having suffered a blow to his pride, tried to regain his dignity (since he regained his consciousness, he thought, "what the heck, I might as well regain my dignity too!") by SHUTTING THEM ALL DOWN... He examined his gun with a determined force, muttering indecisively under his breath,
"Oh, they're all goin' down...Now, all I have to do is figure out this contraption...it's not even worth comparing to a real gun...it can't even do any real damage!" POW
Wufei bellowed in pain, "OW, this cursed device has blinded me!"
"Well, a laser will do that to ya," Duo stated matter-of-factly.
"Why you!" Wufei promptly began to chase Duo around the glow-in-the dark labrynth (VOCAB WORD! AHAHAHA...don't mind us, ish an inside joke).
Two hours, fifty-two laser shots later, five times of Duo running into a mirror, and Quatre getting lost...later...
Our G-boys got bored, so, uh...
"You guys!" Ash yelled into the echoey silence of the maze, "Guys! It's like a haunted place here, I don't hear anybody talking!"
"'Cuz they're too busy with other things..." Misty said blandly, suddenly showing up behind Ash.
"Then where ?" Ash began, but got cut off by the Marshall (Bubbles) who had marched up to a dark corner. Ash thought he could make out (AHAHA, that's a PUN) two blackened figures.
"Gentlemen!" Bubbles squeaked shrilly in her nasal voice, "According to Rule Four and on Page 32, Paragraph 5D, Sentence 3...and in my conscience, please refrain from any physical contact with other players!"
Ash's eyebrows quirked inquiringly, "What are you talking about, Marshall? They aren't " Ash stopped midsentence and screamed,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, my EYEEEEEES! I'VE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE!"
A voice muttered in irritation, "Damn, we've been caught."
"Heero! I told you to be more quiet!"
"Tro-kun, I think we should come out now...we should obey the Marshall."
Four figures emerged, each looking ruffled and dishelved.
"You guys!" Misty cried, disgusted, "Now we're gonna get kicked out!"
"Actually, I believe in SECOND CHANCES," Bubbles said happily, "So go on, play your game! Remember, PLAY FAIR, HAVE FUN, AND GIVE IT YOUR ALL!" With that, she disappeared into the darkness.
Wufei sighed, "This is pathetic. I, Wufei Chang, of the Dragon Clan, am most disgusted."
"Wu-man, your vocabularly is limited to the words 'Dragon Clan','honor','disgusted','pathetic'...on second thought, maybe your vocabularly isn't limited..." Duo began to ramble senselessly.
"It certainly is more extensive than yours."
"Hmph."
"Oh, screw it!" Duo yelled, "I'm so tired of these stupid pieces of plastic that only shoot flashes of light! I say that we play with REAL guns!" Wufei's eyes lit up,
"Yes! Let us fight like MEN!" The rest of the G-boys shrugged, ignoring the horrified looks of Misty, Ash, and Brock, as they all flipped out their guns. Duo smirked a satisfied grin, as he hissed maliciously at the now approaching, and pitifully oblivious children came running toward them, eager for some free points.
"Hehehe, you're playing with the big boys now...hehehe..." The little children paused, confused and befuddled, as one of them turned to the other,
"Hey, why is that Chinese dude and the long haired guy looking at us like we're roast turkey (gobble gobble)?" The other boy shrugged, and before either of them had time to react, the highly trained Gundam pilots opened fire, shooting everything in sight.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM bambambambambambananabandanabambambambammabamboobeeep...
The children immediately tensed, and stared up at the G-boys in shock.
"You wanna run away screaming?" one of them asked.
"After you..."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
A gun cocked menacingly behind Quatre.
"AHHH, don't shoot me! Save me Tro-kun!" Quatre jumped behind Trowa.
Wufei snorted, "You have no right to be a Gundam pilot."
The man with the gun soon proved him wrong as he turned to point the gun's barrel at Wufei's face. The Chinese pilot turned stark white and yelped as he ducked pathetically.
"Some Gundam pilot you are," Heero commented.
"Shut up."
"WHY DON'T YOU ALL SHUT UP!" the stranger yelled, "YOU COME INTO MY BUSINESSSSS, AND RUIN EVERYTHING!"
"Dude, say it, don't spray it." Duo wiped his face irritably from the shower of saliva.
"SHUTS UP!" the dude spat (literally), swinging his gun menacingly, "Didn't you read the sign! No guns allowed!"
"What sign? There wasn't a sign! Besides, YOU'RE holding a gun!" Duo spat back (literally).
The man stuttered a little before shoving the gun behind his back, "What gun?"
"...So, who are you again?"
"The manager of this facility."
Duo turned to Wufei, "Dude, your game has managers?"
"I guess so."
"We're in a freaking cell phone!"
"Yes, well, what do you want me to do about it?"
"May I interrupt?" the manager said abruptly, "But I am going to have to kick you out."
"Well, technically, you can't kick us out..."
The manager smiled evilly, "Oh, I believe that you will see that I can."
"Wow, that's a lot of verbs..."
Wufei snorted indignantly, "NO ONE kicks Wufei Chang of the Dragon Clan out of ANY facility, unless I say so!"
"Ask me if I care." With that, the manager began to advance on our poor G-boys/Pokemon gang.
The sparks on Pikachu's tail began to spark warningly...his red cheeks trembling with static. Suddenly...
"PIIIIIIIIIIIII-KAAAAAAAAA-CHUUUUUUUUU."
"Bless you."
The once dark room began to illuminate with a blinding flash of light as electricity sprouted from the small yellow rat. The little amount of lightbulbs shattered, and the mirrors on the walls collapsed, and suddenly the room was filled with shrieks of little children, shocked, terrified at what was happening. (To think this is all happening in a cell phone).
"MY CELL PHONE!" Wufei cried despairingly.
The walls that had once surrounded them began to crumble and fragments of the floor began to give way as they fell into a bottomless pit of DOOM.
Ahaha, jk, jk...
Actually, they just fall "plop" onto green grass.
Really, really green grass.
Quatre sighed, "Where are we now?"
"Um, we're back where we started...again," Ash stated placidly, pointing at their camp fire, which was smoldering at the edges.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..." (haha, guess who?)
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