The Inner Workings of Hiei: Master of the Third Eye
A Yu Yu Hakusho Fanfiction by SpookyChild
Author's Notes:
God…this story… I don't know why you people like it. It must be pure witchcraft. Anyway…um…in case you haven't noticed, it's all extremely out of character. Yeah. Like you haven't noticed.
Disclaimer: No.
Summary: A series of ridiculously short episodes in which Hiei examines his pathetic obsession with Kurama.
Session Four:
New Year's Eve, or Project: Teddy Grahams
It was the Spirit Detective's idea to have a New Years' Eve party. And, it was also his idea to invite all of his stupid little 'crew'. Myself and Kurama included.
I'm going to punch Yusuke in the face.
He's currently over there talking with Kuwabara about some stupid joke. "So, there are these two sausages in a frying pan," Yusuke began, already laughing, "and the one sausage turns to the other and says, 'Hey, is it hot in here or is it just me?' And the other sausage says, 'AHHH! A TALKING SAUSAGE!" Yusuke, Botan and Kuwabara immediately burst out laughing, like a couple of idiots. I shuddered.
"Hey, I've heard that joke before!" Kuwabara laughed, clutching his sides. "Only, whenever I've heard it, it's about apples roasting in the oven!"
That would be funny. IF ANYONE ROASTED APPLES IN THE OVEN.
"Idiots." I muttered, walking away towards the punch table. It was covered in bowls of…well…punch… but it also had these little things called Teddy Grahams. I picked one up and sniffed it, before setting it on the edge of my punch cup. I cast a sneaky look behind my shoulder before smirking.
"Grr. My name is Hiei." I murmured, wiggling the little cookie…bear…thing. "I am ten kinds of awesome. I do really cool things." I picked up another Teddy Graham and perked in next to the other one. "Hello Hiei, I'm Kurama." I made my voice go higher now. "I think you are so dreamy and radical, and I like you more than the other Reikai Tantei. Every likes you more than the other Reikai Tantei. One day, you're going to be the ruler of the Makai. Anyone taller than you will be fed to the wolves." I giggled, and wiggled the Kurama-cookie. "Oh Hiei, I love you so much! Kiss me, gorgeous!" I cried, making kissy noises at I pressed the Teddy Grahams together, cackling insanely.
"Hiei?"
I was suddenly very aware of the silence of the room around me. I froze, turning around and facing…
"K-Kurama." I squeaked. He gave me an odd look and opened his mouth, as if to say something, before Yusuke burst in with a loud shout.
"Hey, everyone! The ball is about to drop! Everyone has to kiss the person closest to them!" He announced.
"Hiei, are you alright?" Kurama asked.
"FIVE!" Yusuke cried.
"Oh…um…fine." I answered, shifting a little.
"FOUR!"
"It's just that you've acting strangely towards me, as of late." Kurama said softly, moving forward.
"THREE!"
"Oh, really?" I stammered, suddenly aware of how close he was to me. I swallowed.
"TWO!"
"Yes, and I would really like it if we could…talk…" His voice was right next to my ear, and I could smell the shampoo he used…
"ONE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
I felt the full weight of his lips against mine. I dropped my punch and Teddy Grahams. It only lasted a moment before he pulled away, smiling at me. The entire room was full of people laughing, some kissing, but most were looking at us.
"Oh, Hiei! You animal!" Yusuke shrieked, doubling over as his hysterical laughs racked him. But Kurama was still so close… I began to shake horribly. Kurama frowned and came closer, peering into my eyes.
"Hiei? What's wrong?"
Eep. I was officially panicking. I stood there a moment longer before dropping to the ground, vomiting, and then running out the door.
Okay, okay, so New Years' Eve was pretty cool. Although, I'm never looking at Teddy Grahams again. And I'm going to try not to throw up in front of Kurama anymore.
That would probably be a plus.
End
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-SC
