Disclaimer: I do not own Lowes,Miracle Grow,the song "Do the
Hustle",Invader Zim or any related characters.They all belong to Jhonen
Vasquez,not the Miracle Grow,'Do the Hustle"or Lowes (well,not that I know
of),Jhonen owns ZIM you FOOLS! I am Zim!Run a scan to verify that I AM
ZIM!~quoted by Zim I don't own that quote either,but I like to say it
anyway!
Invader Mick:Wow,I've finally thought of another story.
R.I.S.K:Well done!
P.I.R:Yay!I don't care!
G.I.R:What?
Invader Mick:Here it is!
I own P.I.R,R.I.S.K,and my other G.I.R,not I.Z G.I.R,OTHER G.I.R!AAAAH!Never mind!
----------------------------Growing Pains------------Chapter 1 ------------- --------
One day Zim (in his Skool Disguise)was shopping at a store,that every child fears,LOWE'S HOME AND GARDEN IMPROVEMENT!AAAAAAAAAAAAH!If you've never been there,consider yourself lucky!Anyway,Zim was in the plant section looking at the trees,and their,TALLNESS!"If only I was as tall as this TREE!"Zim screamed.He walked past the gate seperating trees and flowers.Zim spotted a water fountain shaped like a seal.The seal was shooting water out of it's mouth.Zim shivered as he saw the deadly water,leaking off the sides.He was then distacted by sometbing near the fountain,a yellow box with the words,"Miracle Grow".What he didn't notice was that it was plant fertilizer!
"Hm,Miracle Grow,"Zim said quietly to himself.He repeated the name over and over in his devious,Irken head.Zim being the shortest soldier on his planet did not make his life any easier,his leaders,The Almighty Tallest said he was,"A tiny thing" and "Very small".Birds were flying in and out of the store's plastic,waterproof,yay-it's-for-the-plants-ceiling."Revenge,"Zim suddenly said.Zim threw his hands in the air and screamed,"I WILL BE TALL!TALL I SAY!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!"He started laughing like a maniac.
Everyone in the store stopped what they were doing and watched this crazy Irken laugh.Even the thief stealing a bathtub stopped to watch this scene.When Zim finally noticed everyone was staring at him he stopped abruptly and hugged the yellow box."Uh,I love Lowes!"He smiled innocently.Everyone went back to what ever it was that they were doing.Someone faintly yelled,"Freak!".Zm stuck five boxes of what he called,"miracle in a box",in his small,orange cart.
Zim left the garden area and left for his favorite section,"The Appliances".Zim gazed at the telephones,toasterz,blenders,and Dib.What the!?Wait a minute Dib?Wham!Dib and Zim were on the floor moaning in pain.Zim's wig was falling off and he quickly adjusted it as Gaz and Prof.Membrane came up the aisle.Prof.Membrane had ten toasters in his cart.Gaz miserably followed,playing her Gameslave 2.(buy it now at any mall or department store,NOW!)Dib got up and dusted himself off.
He adjusted his glasses as Zim heaved his cart off the floor."Disgusting floor,"Zim muttered violently under his breath.Dib grinned viciously,"Oh,hello,ZIM!What are you doing at this store of joy and happiness?"Dib asked scarcastically."WHY are you always wondering what I'm doing with that HUGE head of yours!?"Zim snapped."Well,maybe I wouldn't if you weren't an alein bent on taking over Earth!!!AND MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!"Dib hollered.Zim snickered,"You're in denial.GPH!"Zim strolled casually out of the aisle with his cart.Zim stuck his head out of a corner."By the way,that means,Goodbye Pitiful Human!"Zim hustled (do the hustle!)to the next aisle."That was pathetic."Dib mumbled under his breath.
Gaz pulled Dib by the collar to the cart as Prof.Membrane threw in another five toasters.Gaz dropped Dib at his father's feet.Dib got up and rubbed his head.He looked at all of the multi-colored toasters in the cart."Uh,Dad,Why are you getting all of those toasters?"Prof.Membrane looked at his son and sighed."Well son,the saying goes,"If your toaster breaks while you are Inventing Super toast,buy fifteen more toasters!".Dib stared at his father,"Oh,really?I never heard that one before."Dib rolled his eyes.
MEANWHILE........
Zim was paying for the Miracle Grow."Should get some batteries for this Miracle Grow substance"Zim mumbled.He threw in two packs of double A battteries.(batteries?for Miracle Grow?Poor Zim)The cashier was a man with a name tag reading,"Hi,I was forced to work here,My name is Bill ..Zim set his items on the table and Bill scanned them.He scanned everything in slow motion.Zim started to sweat as he looked at a clock on the wall.It was making him nervous.Bill suddenly rose a speaker up to his lips and yelled,"Diuh,dowa,duh,what was I saying?Du,oh yeah,Can we have a price check on uhduh,doyeah,Miracle Grow?"A little leperchaun jumped ontop of his ear and whispered the price."Ah yeah!Dat's it!Duh huh!Danks!"The little leperchaun jumped into the air and with a POP it turned into a baseball hat.Zim watched this,strange sight but Bill yelled,"Hi!I gots it now!Hud uh.Your total price is...$200.00"Zim having no idea what 200 dollars was said,"What a great deal!"and fished the green,pieces of paper out of his Irken Utility Pack.He took the bag of his now bought items Zim walked out of the store.
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Invader Mick: Sorry for the shortness!Chapter two,coming soon!
P.I.R scarcastically : I can hardly hide my excitement.
Invader Mick scarcastically::Thanks,you're a big help P.I.R!
The first two people to review will have an appearance!Hooray!Remember to give your profile of your character if you are one of the first two!=8)
Invader Mick:Wow,I've finally thought of another story.
R.I.S.K:Well done!
P.I.R:Yay!I don't care!
G.I.R:What?
Invader Mick:Here it is!
I own P.I.R,R.I.S.K,and my other G.I.R,not I.Z G.I.R,OTHER G.I.R!AAAAH!Never mind!
----------------------------Growing Pains------------Chapter 1 ------------- --------
One day Zim (in his Skool Disguise)was shopping at a store,that every child fears,LOWE'S HOME AND GARDEN IMPROVEMENT!AAAAAAAAAAAAH!If you've never been there,consider yourself lucky!Anyway,Zim was in the plant section looking at the trees,and their,TALLNESS!"If only I was as tall as this TREE!"Zim screamed.He walked past the gate seperating trees and flowers.Zim spotted a water fountain shaped like a seal.The seal was shooting water out of it's mouth.Zim shivered as he saw the deadly water,leaking off the sides.He was then distacted by sometbing near the fountain,a yellow box with the words,"Miracle Grow".What he didn't notice was that it was plant fertilizer!
"Hm,Miracle Grow,"Zim said quietly to himself.He repeated the name over and over in his devious,Irken head.Zim being the shortest soldier on his planet did not make his life any easier,his leaders,The Almighty Tallest said he was,"A tiny thing" and "Very small".Birds were flying in and out of the store's plastic,waterproof,yay-it's-for-the-plants-ceiling."Revenge,"Zim suddenly said.Zim threw his hands in the air and screamed,"I WILL BE TALL!TALL I SAY!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!"He started laughing like a maniac.
Everyone in the store stopped what they were doing and watched this crazy Irken laugh.Even the thief stealing a bathtub stopped to watch this scene.When Zim finally noticed everyone was staring at him he stopped abruptly and hugged the yellow box."Uh,I love Lowes!"He smiled innocently.Everyone went back to what ever it was that they were doing.Someone faintly yelled,"Freak!".Zm stuck five boxes of what he called,"miracle in a box",in his small,orange cart.
Zim left the garden area and left for his favorite section,"The Appliances".Zim gazed at the telephones,toasterz,blenders,and Dib.What the!?Wait a minute Dib?Wham!Dib and Zim were on the floor moaning in pain.Zim's wig was falling off and he quickly adjusted it as Gaz and Prof.Membrane came up the aisle.Prof.Membrane had ten toasters in his cart.Gaz miserably followed,playing her Gameslave 2.(buy it now at any mall or department store,NOW!)Dib got up and dusted himself off.
He adjusted his glasses as Zim heaved his cart off the floor."Disgusting floor,"Zim muttered violently under his breath.Dib grinned viciously,"Oh,hello,ZIM!What are you doing at this store of joy and happiness?"Dib asked scarcastically."WHY are you always wondering what I'm doing with that HUGE head of yours!?"Zim snapped."Well,maybe I wouldn't if you weren't an alein bent on taking over Earth!!!AND MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!"Dib hollered.Zim snickered,"You're in denial.GPH!"Zim strolled casually out of the aisle with his cart.Zim stuck his head out of a corner."By the way,that means,Goodbye Pitiful Human!"Zim hustled (do the hustle!)to the next aisle."That was pathetic."Dib mumbled under his breath.
Gaz pulled Dib by the collar to the cart as Prof.Membrane threw in another five toasters.Gaz dropped Dib at his father's feet.Dib got up and rubbed his head.He looked at all of the multi-colored toasters in the cart."Uh,Dad,Why are you getting all of those toasters?"Prof.Membrane looked at his son and sighed."Well son,the saying goes,"If your toaster breaks while you are Inventing Super toast,buy fifteen more toasters!".Dib stared at his father,"Oh,really?I never heard that one before."Dib rolled his eyes.
MEANWHILE........
Zim was paying for the Miracle Grow."Should get some batteries for this Miracle Grow substance"Zim mumbled.He threw in two packs of double A battteries.(batteries?for Miracle Grow?Poor Zim)The cashier was a man with a name tag reading,"Hi,I was forced to work here,My name is Bill ..Zim set his items on the table and Bill scanned them.He scanned everything in slow motion.Zim started to sweat as he looked at a clock on the wall.It was making him nervous.Bill suddenly rose a speaker up to his lips and yelled,"Diuh,dowa,duh,what was I saying?Du,oh yeah,Can we have a price check on uhduh,doyeah,Miracle Grow?"A little leperchaun jumped ontop of his ear and whispered the price."Ah yeah!Dat's it!Duh huh!Danks!"The little leperchaun jumped into the air and with a POP it turned into a baseball hat.Zim watched this,strange sight but Bill yelled,"Hi!I gots it now!Hud uh.Your total price is...$200.00"Zim having no idea what 200 dollars was said,"What a great deal!"and fished the green,pieces of paper out of his Irken Utility Pack.He took the bag of his now bought items Zim walked out of the store.
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Invader Mick: Sorry for the shortness!Chapter two,coming soon!
P.I.R scarcastically : I can hardly hide my excitement.
Invader Mick scarcastically::Thanks,you're a big help P.I.R!
The first two people to review will have an appearance!Hooray!Remember to give your profile of your character if you are one of the first two!=8)
