Authors Note: Yes, in case you haven't noticed this plot is from A.I. Love You Book 7 when Cindy and Saati are doing the play. I thought it would be funny if it was Riku and Risa and Daisuke had to decide between the two:) Hoping it doesn't suck that much though. This may be taken down, not by the reviews, but if I get some serious writers block because I want to change it around a little. (Flames allowed, Critics as well.) If you hate it that I used that plot from A.I. Love You, whatever! Don't read, and get over it!


Disclaimer: I don't own A.I. Love You, The Little Mermaid, or D.N. Angel. A.I Love you is by Ken Akamatsu, The Little Mermaid is by… some person… and D.N Angel is owned by Yukiru (sp?). Whatever.


FULL SUMMARY!

Daisuke is scouted by Keiji Saga to be in his "The Little Mermaid" play as the prince. Riku is the princess, and Risa has the part she hates the most, the mermaid. But how can you be in a play with – mermaid costumes that show too much skin… and not to mention your crush is wearing… you're other crush is also wearing too-much-skin costumes, crazy script writers, and you have a alias who you turn to when you think of your crush too much! And then Dark makes a entrance… as well as Krad.. and it turns out pretty ugly… and who ever said the whole story was sponsored by Keiji, huh!


Daily Rant : I've noticed… that on DeviantART (which I don't go on anymore) they have wasted good names, such as Miroku, Sango and InuYasha. And here, they probably do that too… which is why I'm ranting about this – STOP WASTING NAMES! Ahem. Do you see me wasting a D.N. Angel name? Noooo. I am using it, unlike you people! WASTERS! Yes, I am being random! If you don't stop it, kittens will die. In fact, I'm putting that on my profile. Ok.. I'll try and calm down… steady breaths… STOPITSTOPIT! Daisuke Niwa isn't wasted, thank god. THANK YOU! I love you! Ok.. maybe not, but… yeah. So, in the love of kittens, do not waste names.

Quote: Wasting Anime names is evil. Every time you do, cute kittens die. Are you happy now, name wasters!

(Sorry about the rant. But I do them every chapter, so skip them if you need to.)


Warnings:

A.I. Love You Plot

Risa x Daisuke or Riku x Daisuke

Daily Rants. They get annoying each chapter, especially the one about Hilary Duff.


The Little Mermaid! (Sponsored by Keiji Saga!)

By Riku Harada

… and Keiji Saga?


The idea struck him on a hot day/night in May. May the 13th, at 12:00 while watching the Phantom Thief steal a artifact. Which was a Friday the 13th, known as a bad luck day. And yes, the idea was bad luck, for Daisuke Niwa, Riku Harada, Krad Hikari, Risa Harada and Risa Harada. Especially for Risa Harada.

Funabashi had tried to tell him the idea was taken, by Walt Disney and was already produced in a movie. The boy just loved to brad about his ideas though, and hadn't got a chance until a long while.

"Funabashi, it's perfect! A mermaid! A princess! A prince! Forbidden love!" Keiji said, lying on a couch. He turned the fan to high power. Funabashi stood next to him, trying to get some air to cool him down, but his so called "master" was hogging it. He kept a straight posture, sighing.

"Sir…" Funabashi started, trying to tell him, but was interrupted by Keiji once again. He was quite annoyed by the fact already.

"And no one has thought of it! What a fabulous idea! By me, of course! And of course, Daisuke could be the lead…" he said, paying no heed to his assistant. He never did, by the way. Not until a long while, at least.

"Sir…" he tried once again, but failed.

"It's great, I tell you! Inform Mrs. Emiko now! She'll be flattered to hear her son has a chance to become famous!" he said.

"Sir…" he tried, and was finally answered by the (might, I say, SEXY) boy.

"What?" he asked, a little annoyed he was interrupted. Of course he was annoyed. He was on a roll, here.

"The idea had already been taken. By Disney, might I say," Funabashi said, finally getting some air from the fan. He sighed in relief.

Keiji frowned. "Oh. Well, it can be a play for their school, then. I'll just tweak it a little, make a few adjustments, make the rating go up a little…" he said, "It'll be perfect!" he said, thinking about the results.

Funabashi nodded, as usual, always having to agree with Keiji. "Well, then… let's get started with the casting!" he said, getting out a piece of paper and a pen. He licked his lips, knowing exactly who to cast as what.

"Risa Harada shall be…"

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Next Day

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"Ahh! I'm going to be late!" Daisuke yelled, getting a piece of toast and running to the train. I knew I should have said no to stealing that artifact last night! Daisuke thought, trying to sling his bag over his shoulder. He caught up to the train just in time. Last night, he had successfully, as always, stolen the Mermaid's Necklace. He thought it would be bad luck because it was the 13th (12:00) that day/night.

"Niwa!" he heard over the loud crowd. He looked to see his crush, Risa Harada. She had her hair down instead of the usual part of it in a ponytail. Daisuke blushed, she did look fairly attractive.

"Hello, Risa," he replied, waving.

"Did you hear!" she asked, "Keiji Saga is going to have a play for our school!" she said, holding Daisuke's hands.

"Whhaat?" he asked. He thought he had heard her wrong for just a second, but was corrected because of what Dark told him.

(Looks like he's going to scout you again,) Dark said, smirking.

Not again... what if he finds out I'm you? Daisuke responded.

(I can always knock him out, you know!)

No, that's too violent.

(Whatever you say. When you're in the news, it won't be my fault.)

Dark…

"I hope I get the role.. as the princess! And Dark shall be my prince!" she said. Dark made a comment about Risa being a HOT princess in some skimpy clothes. Risa right then, was going into a daydream. A daydream, about her and Dark by the sea…

Risa's Daydream (Yes… she daydreams!)

Risa walks the shore, commenting about how beautiful the ocean sounds. She holds a pink umbrella to protect her from the sun. She wears a pink dress with white frills at the bottom, which looks very elegant. Her eyes shimmer when she sees a body near the ocean. She rushes toward the body in shock, wondering if the man is ok. The man is Dark Mousy, a great prince who lives in the kingdom of the legendary Phantom Thieves. She throws her umbrella down, ignoring the sand being thrown into her boots as the sand flies up while she is running She does, however, hold the dress up a bit.

Risa is standing over Dark as a mermaid hiding behind the rock (Riku) watches her. "Oh! A prince! A very handsome one as well!" she says, holding her hand over her head. "Oh, whatever shall I do!" she says, gasping. The light shines over his face, showing his true handsome voice. She then notices he must have been lost at sea, while coming to propose to a princess to help his kingdom thrive.

"He must need mouth to mouth!" she says, leaning down toward her prince. She then proceeds to provide him mouth-to-mouth, and his amethyst eyes open.

"Such a beautiful princess! You have saved me!" he asks, holding her soft hands.

"Yes, my prince!" she says, ignoring the sand and water mixing with her already dirty dress.

He holds her close to him as their lips get closer…

End Risa's Daydream

"Oooh, it would be so romantic!" she says, blushing. Daisuke looks at her, wondering just what she was thinking.

The train stops, letting Risa and Daisuke get off toward their school. As soon as they approach the school, a crowd is seen.

"Daisuke! You wouldn't believe it! Saga Entertainment is here!" Takeshi says, trying to get his microphone closer to Saga in the middle of the crowd. Daisuke groans, not wanting to see Keiji again.

(He'll find you anyway. You should just go to him.)

That's easy for you to say, Dark. He knows I'm you.

(But did he prove it when he followed you home? NOPE! Wiz/With switched places with you, remember? He has no proof at all.)

You have a point…

Meanwhile, in the middle of the crowd, Funabashi and Keiji are trying to decide who to cast as the princess. "Augh… I can't see anyone to cast because of these stupid reporters!" Keiji yells, but his yells are not heard by anyone but Funabashi.

Funabashi points to one girl with braids, Risa's friend, Ritsuko. "What about her?" he asks. The girl's braids fling around wildly as she notices they are talking about her. She hopes they will cast her.

"She's so unattractive! And she looks bossy," Keiji said. Ritsuko frowns.

Funabashi directs his eyes to Miyuki Sawamura. (Book 5) "Her?" he aska. Yuuji is talking to her, trying to ask her out again, but fails, running away, calling her 'Stupid Girl!'

"A princess needs to have better looking eyes. And she's clueless."

Funabashi looks at Riku. "She looks fairly good," Funabashi commented. Keiji looks at her. "Nice eyes… nice hair… a good body…" he says. He thinks about it for a while.

"YES! SHE'S PERFECT!" he yelled. He pulled Riku from the crowd.

Riku looked a Keiji, annoyed. "Whadya want!" she asked as the crowd became quiet, trying to hear what Keiji was trying to say.

"You," he said, making a square with his fingers, "Are my new… princess!"

Everyone started chattering. Risa's face fell. "NO WAY!" she yelled. "RIKU!"

Riku's eyes narrow. "Why should I?" she asks him, crossing her arms across her chest.

"C'mon… you'll get payed, 90 dollars max. And you're prince shall be…" he says, including a drumroll with his hands, "Daisuke Niwa!" he yells in an announcers voice.

Risa's jaw drops. What! Riku and Daisuke! What about ME? My spot to SHINE? And I definitely DO NOT want to be the mermaid! This play would SUCK without me! Me and Dark, being together! Everyone shall want to watch that!

"Our mermaid shall be… RISA HARADA!"

Risa's face falls. Why! WHY! she says to herself, knowing that Friday the 13th, is of course, a bad luck day. How she wished she was at home.

But Friday the 13th wasn't done with her, not yet at least. It was still coming back to haunt her.

Riku Harada: Poor Risa. Stuck with a part she hates. Anyway, review, and tell me if you're liking it… or if you don't. Either way, I'll get a new chapter up as soon as I can, ok peeps! Dark shall be part of the play, Dark fangirls – trust me! As well as Satoshi and Krad! I told you I'll tweak it!

Keiji Saga : Anything produced by me – has to be original!

Riku Harada : -.o Produced by WHO? You freaked up the title, didn't you?

Next : Satoshi gets an unscripted part in the play! Rehearsals start! Risa seems to want to get Riku sick! (Lol… and Keiji dresses up as Jason 2 scare Risa…)

IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ BELOW IF YOU WANT TO BE IN THE STORY!

Email me (rikuharada97) if you want to be part of the play. I will only choose one

person – they're gonna be kinda like a helper to Keiji Saga… but you gotta leave

your Name, Personality, Age, Fav D.N. Angel character, and Looks. Or you won't be

in it. I'll repeat – ONE PERSON! I will decide depending on if you are good enough

to be in the story. If you hate me for not choosing you… SCREW YOU! I don't care!

Hahaha! (I'm so mean. lol.) And, I do not hate Risa, it's just fun to watch her be

stuck as the mermaid, a part she hates. And if anyone can think of a better title,

please tell me in your review!