Authors Note:) Hey, the second chapter is up! Yes, I am back with my evil rantings… (insert an evil laugh) Sorry for the No-Update thing, my friend said she was gonna commit suicide because I was arguing with her. Hopefully, she's OK now. HOPEFULLY.
Disclaimer: Once again, I don't own D.N. Angel. I own Dark though. No, lol.
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This story is dedicated to my friend (Who we've made up now) and hopefully changes her mind about suicide, R.N. Much love, girl!
Daily Rant : Ahem. THIS IS TO MS. HILARY DUFF WITH HER SCRAWNY SELF! Yes, Ms. Duff, you feel SO high and mighty because you won an award. Ahem. A word of notice – They gave it to you because you claim - "I have been working sooo hard for sooo long. I deserve an award! (insert boo-hoo tears)." OMG! And you say – "Omg, it's blinking!" NO DIB WANNBE! Ugh, I hate your blonde self! And when you tripped in the middle of your "Fly" performance, YOU DERSERVED IT! YOU KILL KITTENS! YOU ARE EVIL! (Ahem. Ignore those 2 lines, if you will?) And for some weird reason, you somehow read this… a word to you – SCREW YOUR B A F SELF! (takes a huge breath) Yes, everyone. I went crazy.
Sorry for the cursing.
"You," he said, making a square with his fingers, "Are my new… princess!"
Everyone started chattering. Risa's face fell. "NO WAY!" she yelled. "RIKU!"
Riku's eyes narrow. "Why should I?" she asks him, crossing her arms across her chest.
"C'mon… you'll get payed, 90 dollars max. And you're prince shall be…" he says, including a drumroll with his hands, "Daisuke Niwa!" he yells in an announcers voice.
Risa's jaw drops. What! Riku and Daisuke! What about ME? My spot to SHINE? And I definitely DO NOT want to be the mermaid! This play would SUCK without me! Me and Dark, being together! Everyone shall want to watch that!
"Our mermaid shall be… RISA HARADA!"
Risa's face falls. Why! WHY! she says to herself, knowing that Friday the 13th, is of course, a bad luck day. How she wished she was at home.
But Friday the 13th wasn't done with her, not yet at least. It was still coming back to haunt her.
Daisuke looked at Risa's fallen expression, her mouth opened wide. She seemed dazed. Not to mention in shock.
"Ms. Harada? Aren't you happy?" he asked, unaware of her anger. She turned her face abruptly, and Daisuke flinches a little.
"NO!" she yelled, running away from him into the crowd. Daisuke tries to find her, but she is already deep into the people that could be described as deep woods. Risa stops in a bathroom and locks herself in the stall, kneeling down and crying. WHY? Why not me and Daisuke, but Riku and Daisuke? Why? she said, screaming inside her head. The pink door opened to reveal the janitor. He looked at Risa in surprise. Risa looked up and saw him.
"A little privacy, please!" she yelled, shutting the door in his face rudely.
The janitor shrugged. He'd just clean up the little "accident" she was kneeling and crying in later. (EW! Gross alert! j/k.)
(Keiji's Office/House)
-After School-
Keiji finally shooed away all of the reporters, who was described as 'People who should mind their own business and not have 25 yen jobs, if you know what I mean' and let Riku and Daisuke in. He smiled… a fake smile, which I must mention. Funabashi noticed this smile and rolled his eyes, unbeknownst to the producer.
"So, you three…" he said, then trailed off. Something was wrong.
He looked at Riku and Daisuke. He counted in his head. One… two. One. Two. ONE… TWO…he thought. He then counted out loud. "One. Two. Not three." Riku and Daisuke stared at his blankly, giving him 'WTF' looks. He stood up, grasping the solution. He grasped Riku's shoulders and shook her. "TWO! NOT THREE! WHERE IS RISA!" he yelled, spitting on the elder Harada. She wiped her face, trying to block the spit flying out of his mouth.
"Get off!" she said, and he released her. "For your information, I don't know where Risa is. When I last saw her, she said she was busy," she said crossing her arms. "Now would you STOP spitting on me!"
"BUSY?" Keiji yelled, spitting on Riku… (again… sigh) and making her jump back. "..Sorry. BUSY!" he yelled again, turning and spitting on Daisuke this time, "SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE BUSY HERE!" he yelled, emitting more spit, landing on Riku again, practically washing her hair.
"I am not my sister's keeper."
Funabashi spoke up, "Maybe Harada Risa is… busy," he said, making Keiji turn his head in anger.
"My minion! Did I ask you to speak?"
Funabashi's eyes trailed from left to right. "You're fired, ex-minion! I've always wanted to say that," he said, repeating the word 'fired'.
"Isn't that a little harsh?" Daisuke asked, watching Funabashi slowly leave.
"NOPE! Now, down to business. The script is here… the costumes are in the rehearsal room, and the people are waiting for you! So go rehearse!"
They were pushed out of the room and the door was slammed. Riku and Daisuke shrugged and went to the auditorium. Before Riku went in the bathroom, however, she snuck a peek at her outfit.
"No way I am wearing this THING!" she yelled, holding a way-too-short-skirt and a bikini.
"Hey, Risa! The rehearsal people are looking for you!" Ritsuko said, opening the bathroom door. Risa was sitting on a sink, boo-hooing her brown eyes out.
She walked over to her friend, patting her back. "It's OK… WAA!" she yelled, smelling a foul smell on Risa. "Risa… er… did you have an… accident on yourself!" she yelled, fanning her nose.
"WHAT! FYI RITSUKO, I AM WEARING PURFUME!"
"That perfume MUST STINK!"
Risa frowned and turned her heel and left. Why that brat! she thought, going to the auditorium. While she was walking past people, they held their breath, their faces turning green.
"I so do not stink," she said, a little less confident.
-Risa's POV-
I don't stink. Right? I took a bath, and I put on perfume! So why? Oh my god, people are giving me gross looks. I feel so dirty. Like I've been bathed in a sewer. Oh my god, one of the hottest guys in school just ran away from me! I slowly get to the auditorium, my legs shaking, probably because I was scared of what other 'comments' I may get. The prop boy gives me a sickened look. I avoid eye contact, looking at the floor. Finally, I approach Daisuke. He'll say I smell ok, right?
Daisuke looks at me, his eyes wide.
"Daisuke… erm…"
"Mrs. Harada… I… need to go… talk to Riku!" he lied, running in the hallway. I knew he was lying because Riku was in the dressing room. I sunk on my knees.
- NORMAL POV –
"Never mind, Mrs. Harada… uh…"
"I stink! I totally stink!" Risa yelled. People muttered under their breath "Of course you do.".
"No, Mrs. Harada. You just have this on you," he said.
Risa's eyes grew wide. "EW! That's so NASTY!"
Next : Keiji's new 'minion' and Ex-minion is living on the street!
