Authors Note: Yep, I am posting the 3rd chapter. Many thanks to all of the reviewers. Lots of chaos today put me in a hype mood, so I decided to update! Also, many sorries to Raven Moon.. dun kill me but I forgot the deadline and remembered that the "minion" was going to be up 3rd chapter. And I found a character I could use… Ooh, I'll just have an exception and have both of you in the story so no one will bite my head off and no bad language will be used. No profanity, as my wannabe teacher would say in her annoying accent.
Disclaimer: I do not own D.N. Angel. Or A.I. Love You. Or Amaya (Own by RavenMoon) or Des Snyder (Menoumaru)
The Little Mermaid (Sponsored by Keiji Saga)
By Riku Harada
… and Keiji Saga?
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Keiji's Office / House
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Where am I going to find a new minion? This time, it should be a girl. Maybe a HOT minion. Oh yeah. That gives me an idea! A story. A man, a HOT assistant, the sparks are flying, the heated room, the…. what was I thinking about again? Oh yeah. A minion. I'll dial a random number. That might help me. I have fans all over the place.
Ring. Ring. Ring.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!" a voice yelled, causing Keiji to jump back. He regained his voice, and took a deep breath. He smiled, though forgetting the person could not see him. He was extra careful not to insult the person.
"How would you… like to be… Keiji Saga's new minion… I mean, assistant!" he said, correcting himself. He knew someone like this would probably get ticked off if she was called a minion.
He heard a pause. "Whatever. Nothing else to do," a monotone voice said back to him.
Keiji Saga did a little dance. A little jig that made him look horny. (lol.) "OK! I need you to answer a few questions first," he said, taking out some UNO cards. Like that had anything to do with it. He looked at the number like he was reading something. (Ever heard that Uno song?)
"Sure…" the voice said.
"Are you HOT!" he yelled, practically making the person on the other line deaf.
"What the hell! Are you some kind of pervert!" she yelled, ticked off. A click was heard on the other line. A reporter must have been listening. But he didn't care.
He thought about the question for a moment. Then a minute passed, and he answered, "No."
"Liar."
"So, next question," he said, twirling his hair around, "Are you by the way, a man but had surgery?" A cough was heard on the other line. An irritated cough.
"Ok… that's a no. Well, last question. Are you secretly Dark but aren't but are but you steal stuff and are actually his SECRET IDENTITY but you don't want to tell me because you know someone will hear about it and then you will be stalked and maybe even killed and Dark is a part of you?" (Yes, that was random.)
Silence.
"You're hired," he said, and slammed the phone.
He dialed another number.
Ring. Ring. Ring.
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"…Hi?"
"…Hi."
Silence.
"Would you like to be Keiji Saga's assistant!" he asked, tired of the silence.
"Will it make me popular?" (No, that was not a bash.)
"…Whatever."
"OK."
"Ok. Bye."
He slammed down the phone. No chicks these days…
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Auditorium – Rehearsals
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Mrs. Miyamoto (random name) held up the loudspeaker. "Ok, everyone, this is a dress rehearsal. Yuuji, your costume is not ready yet, so please sit in the audience with Miyuki."
Yuuji slowly walked over to Miyuki and sat down.
"Hey."
"Hey," she said, looking at the people go on stage.
"Er… would you like to… erm… go… erm…"
"I'm watching Yuuji. I don't want to go."
"But."
"I am watching!"
"Stupid girl!" he yelled, running off.
She gave him a look. "Idiot…"
Risa walked on-stage with her script, fully washed and ready. She looked pretty hyped up. She hopped (literally) onstage, due to her wearing the bottom half of a mermaid fin… thing. Anyway, she hopped. Whatever. Daisuke blushed because certain things were bouncing while she hopped. Some boys oohed and ahhed, clapping. Bad little perverts. (lol.) Not to mention, she was wearing shells.
(Pervert,) Dark said inside Daisuke mind.
Am Not! he defended.
(Are too.)
I didn't do anything!
(…Yet.)
Daisuke ignored the side comments and looked at his script. Risa cleared her throat.
"This scene is when Daisuke is lost at sea. For dramatic effects, Daisuke will literally be in… a tank of water! Don't worry though, you will only be in there for a while!" Mrs. Miyamoto said on the loudspeaker.
Daisuke was helped by some students into the tank, and held his breath. Someone did some revisions around here…
He blushed (How do you blush in water?) when he opened one eye and saw Risa swimming to him. He tried not to concentrate on her upper region. He felt her soft hands grab him, and then they abruptly stopped. Daisuke opened one eye, wondering what was happening.
Argh! I'm stuck! Risa thought, trying to get her tail-thingy out of a net put up for decoration. She failed, however, trashing her hands all around. Daisuke head was pressed right against Risa's chest, trying not to turn into Dark. However, his "Dark Meter" was rising, and there was a huge flash of light. The water rose up, spreading everywhere, but luckily covering Daisuke's transformation. Mrs. Miyamoto ordered some students to look for Daisuke. Dark smirked, on the light's railing.
"Daisuke, you pervert."
There was no answer as Dark jumped down and landed in front of Risa. She was the only one in the auditorium, though, for everyone had went outside to see if he was carried by the current. (It's a lot of water, you know.) She gazed at Dark, and wondered if she was imaging things. But she realized it was true.
"Mr. DARK! Why are you here!"
"I came to see you."
Which was, obviously a lie. It was a chance of luck.
"Oh, Dark! Really!"
"Yes, really," he said, caressing her cheek. (He doesn't mean it.)
Her eyes shimmered, and the auditorium door opened. "Risa, Mrs. Miyamoto needs…" she trailed off, seeing the Pervert. She let out a scream, making Dark turn around.
"PERVERT!" she yelled, as Dark ran away. He could hear Risa arguing with Riku as he ran off and turned back into Daisuke.
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Keiji's Office
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"I'm Des Snyder. Nice to meet you…" she said, bowing. (A she, right?)
Keiji's eyebrow raised. He turned his attention to the other girl.
"I'm Amaya."
"Yeah…. well, anyway! Your first job will be to see how my play is coming along. Go, minions!"
They stood there.
"Go, minions!"
"Excuse me…" Des started, "Being a minion is evil! It's like being a slave! I mean, you see animals enslaved every day! Yes, those poor horses, longing to be free, but locked up in a fence just so cruel people can ride them! Have you ever considered being a horse? Eating the nasty rotten grass? That was pooped and stepped on! What if your master was fat? Your back would hurt every day… and…"
"Calm down, minion."
Des took a deep breath. "Consider that!" she said, and walked out to check on the play. Amaya narrowed her eyes.
"How much am I getting payed, again?"
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13th Azumono Street (Made Up)
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A familiar person sat on the steps of an abandoned house, a beard covering his once clean-cut face. (Weird.) He wore a yellow raincoat, and had raggedy shoes. (Ha ha! lol. j/k.)
A man approached him. "Hey, weren't you Saga's secretary!" he asked.
"Minion."
"Since when do you say that? Ha, so you were deserted, weren't you? And poor already, on the 1st day!" he said, laughing. The fat man dropped his doughnut.
"Ya know…" he said, picking up his doughnut even after it was stepped on and eating it, "I've aways wanted to work with Kewijwi Sawga. He's my widol, wu see. He's soo cwel!" he said, his mouth full. (Intentional spelling.)
Jelly was spit on Funabashi. He wiped it off.
"He already has 2 new secretaries!"
"WHAT!" Funabashi yelled.
"Yep. One goes to my daughter's school. Les or Dress or Mess or Guess…. wait, yeah it's Des. Des Snyder."
Funabashi stood up and walked to Keiji's office.
Authors Note: A lot longer, unlike the other chapter. Pretty proud of this one. Well, review!
Notice : Please help out with the plot. I need ideas.
Other Notice: All reviewers are thanked. I didn't have the time to thank all of you individually, much sorries.
Review, please. I command you. Lol.
See Ya, Peace Out, A-Town and LATERZ.
Riku Harada
