Authors note: Okay, this is my first story so please no flames. If it sucks, just…don't say anything just be all like: 'Oh yeah I thought that was bad,' and shit like that.


Disclaimer: The only person I own is Tom, the flipping fox. Blackened-fire owns Sonia (not from Sonic Underground), and Tiffany. AkiraKnuckles owns Akira. Hope you like the story!

Shadow walked out of the drug store. "Oh mother fucking god, I can't believe Sonia is making me do this." Shadow reached in his bag and took out a box. The label read: Kotex Tampons. Shadow sighed and put them back in the bag. All of the sudden something red flew right into him.

"Oh sorry I did- oh hi Shadow!" said Knuckles.

"Knuckles, slow down!" yelled Shadow. "What's the rush?"

Knuckles looked down at his feet. "Akira made me get some of…" Knuckles looked around and bent to Shadow's ear. "Tampons," Knuckles whispered.

"Oh," said Shadow. Shadow looked in the bag; he had bought 2 boxes just in case of an emergency. And this was defiantly an emergency, knowing Akira at least. "Here,"

"Thanks! Hey want to come over?" asked Knuckles.

"Sure, but I have to get these to Sonia first, today she got mad at me for asking her if we had any orange juice left." Said Shadow.

"Ouch," said Knuckles. "Well come over when your ready. Everybody is coming over to watch The Ring."

"Okay, that's Sonia's favorite movie, we will be over soon… Shadow out!" Shadow took out a green chaos emerald and there was a big green flash.

1 hour later…

Sonia and Shadow walked in Knuckles and Akira's house.

"God, what took you so long?" said Akira.

"We stopped for chocolate!" screamed Sonia.

"Yay! Let's eat it now!" yelled Akira. Akira and Sonia jumped on the couch and took out the chocolate.

"Mmmm!" said Sonia. "I loooove chocolate! But I can't eat it or I will get fat. But it's sooooo good!"

Everybody stared at her for a minute.

"Okay, let's put the movie in!" said Sonic. Sonic took out a DVD and put in the DVD player.

The movie started.

Sonia started saying the lines sense it was her favorite movie and she knew it by heart.

"Sonia shut the fuck up!" yelled Akira.

"Fine, but don't come crying to me when you drown!" Screamed Sonia.

"Why would I drown?"

"I…don't know. But you will!"

"What ever, watch the movie."

They watched the movie for another hour. After it was done, the phone started to ring.

"Oh my god!" screamed Amy. "We are going to die!"

Shadow went up to the phone and picked it up. "Hello?"

"9 months." Said a whispered voice on the other line.

"Isn't it supposed to be 1 week?" asked Shadow.

"Haha! You really thought you were going to die? You are but not in 9 months. I couldn't wait that long. It's killing me to wait right now." Said the voice.

"Who are you?"

"That doesn't matter, but what dose matter is that you got some red on you." Said the voice.

Shadow looked at his chest. "Damn pen! Hey…how did you know?"

"I can see you."

For some reason everybody heard that.

"OH SHIT!" yelled Sonic. "Everybody stay calm. Amy, Cream, Rouge, So- hey, where's Sonia and Akira?"

They heard laughter coming from behind the couch.

Sonic looked behind the couch.

"Ah, that was a good joke. A very good joke," said a little mouse.

"Yep indeed," said a little chipmunk.

Sonic threw the couch back and squashed the 2 rodents.

The voice came back on. "I got your girlfriends. They are very pretty. I think I want to keep them.


Authors note: Sorry the chapter was short. Hey, can blackened-fire and AkiraKnuckles send me a picture of Sonia and Akira. Thanks babe. I'm joking. PLEASE REVIEW!