Authors note: I don't have one, sorry.


"What?" screamed Knuckles and Shadow.

"Yep, that's right. Sucks to be you doesn't it?" said the voice.

"Where the fuck are you?" screamed Shadow.

"Try to guess,"

"Uh…" Shadow thought for a moment. "Nope, nothing is coming."

"Oh, well I'm in the house, cause I can see you. If I couldn't see you I wouldn't be able to see that you got red on you. I'm not physic, but that would be kick ass wouldn't it?"

"Yeah I guess…" said Shadow.

"Well, come and find me, and then we can have a sexy party!" said the voice.

"Okay," said Shadow. "I will count to 100 and then come look for you." Shadow hung up the phone. "1…2…"

"Shadow!" screamed everybody in unison.

"Sorry, lets go find them!"

Everybody started looking around the house.

"I found them!" yelled Rouge. Everybody rushed to where Rouge was. "Whoop, my bad, its just a sack of potatoes."

Everybody went back to looking.

Suddenly Tails heard girls giggling.

"Guys! I think I found him!" Yelled Tails.

Everybody walked in a room. The lights were dark.

"I found a light switch," said Amy. She turned on the lights. Sitting on the floor was a gray fox with a cell phone.

"Oh! You found me!" said the fox. "This calls for a sexy party!"

All of the sudden ten girls in there undergarments came in. They started running around in circle giggling. Then they left.

"Give them back!" yelled Knuckles.

"Who?" asked the fox. "Oh yeah, your girlfriends. Sorry to break the bubble, I don't have them."

"WHAT?"

"Yeah they ran away like 15 minutes ago."

Suddenly they heard voices.

"So yeah, I heard that there is a shoe stuck in the toilet," said a voice that sounded like Akira.

"Yeah, I heard that too, but it can't be true. I thought it was only a myth." Said a voice that sounded like Sonia.

Normally when a voice sounds like someone, it usually is. Not this time, it was…oh wait, it was them.

"Oh there you are!" screamed Shadow. Shadow went up to Sonia and started kissing her.

Knuckles did the same with Akira.

"Now for you," said Sonic.

"Hey, no hard feelings right?" asked the fox. "By the way, what's your name? I'm Tom, the flipping fox."

"I'm Sonic," said Sonic. "This is Amy, a stalker girl. Rouge, the slut who deserves to die. Tails, my best friend. Knuckles, my rival. Akira, his girlfriend. Shadow, my other rival. And Sonia, his girlfriend and my sister." Sonic paused. "Now that that's settled, your ass is mine."

"Wait, it was only a joke!" yelled Tom. "I swear! I wouldn't hurt them! Their girls!"

For some reason everybody felt grossed out.

"Okay," said Tails. "But don't do it again! Got it?"

"Yes."

Akira bent down to Sonia.

"Surprised their letting him go," whispered Akira.

"Yeah, usually they would beat the shit out of them," said Sonia. Then Sonia noticed something. "That must mean they don't care for us!" Sonia started crying, Akira joined her.

"What's the matter?" asked Shadow.

"YOU DON'T CARE FOR US!" screamed Sonia.

"Y-y-yes I do," stuttered Shadow.

"NO YOU DON'T!" screamed Akira.

Both of them ran out of the room crying, leaving big puddles of tears behind them.


Authors note: Sorry it took me long. I hate Wednesdays…anyway, PLEASE REVIEW!

Team Flare: Dude, I feel so bad for you…