It was now the morning before the big day. I had caught wind that one of Wonka's old friends was planning him a bachelor party. I wasn't sure I minded at first, but then I thought about it. All of those parties have strippers. I knew Wonka better than that. He didn't like that, did he? Well I was sure that he repeatedly thought about me wearing the teddies he had seen, because every time I saw him he would take a second to examine me first.

"Miss Wonka, I have come across more information on Wonka's party."

"Yes?"

"There are to be 2 strippers. Their names are… Katie and Hannah? Yes that's right."

"What! They can't do that! They're gonna get something from me…" I picked the phone up and called Hannah.

"Hello?"

"Girl what do you think you're doing? You can't do this to me!"

"Oh, I see you have found out. Well that's too bad! We've already been paid. If your little wonky-poo wants a party, he's gonna get one." I could hear Katie laughing in the background.

"Girl, you don't know what's coming to you."

After I hung up, I went to Wonka's room. I went in, and I grabbed him by the collar. "Now you listen to me. Some little friend of yours has a little party waiting for you tonight."

"Did I do something?"

"Let me talk! I have found out that my 2 friends are coming here to strip for you. What do you think of that?"

"Well, how do you feel about it?"

"That's was not my question! Now I want to know what you have to say."

"Could you kinda let go of me, I can't breathe."

"Did you know about this?"

He hesitated for a moment. "You did didn't you?"

"Not really, not until today."

"You are not to have this party. Do you understand?"

He squeaked a small, "yes" since he was beginning to suffocate.

I loosened my grip just slightly, but not enough that I let him go. "So can I go now?"

"No! I'm gonna hold you here for a little while. You never answered my question either!"

"Well, I can't really say that I'm happy. Hannah is just mean to me, but I don't think I would mind Katie… she's got nice… um, never mind."

I really held his collar tight now. "Don't ever say that to me! Take it back!"

"I… I was only kidding."

"Of course you were. Everything is a joke to you isn't it?"

"No. now let me go."

"Make me."

He leaned forward and kissed my cheek. "Let go." The sound of him whispering sort of hypnotized me in a way, I let go of him.

"Thank you."

"You are not having that party."