A/N: A very short chapter.


The Guy Next Door

(Car Wash)

Garage (outside)

Kazuya is washing their limousine while Lei stands nearby, obviously doing nothing.

Kazuya: Exactly when are you going to help me?

Lei: I am helping you.

Kazuya: The only thing you did was rolled up your jeans to knees and stood there with the hose.

Lei: I'm supervising you.

Kazuya: Some help you are.

Both boys continued what they were doing. In Lei's case, he was just standing there.

Lei: You missed a spot.

Kazuya: Justshutup.

Lei: Hey, I'm supervising, remember?

Kazuya: I don't need you supervising me! I want you to grab a washcloth and help me wash this damn car!

Lei: I can't! I just took a shower! I don't want to get dirty again! Besides, I'm not the one who needs disciplining.

Kazuya: Fine. You do the waxing then.

Lei: Hmm...thoughtfully I'll hold the canister for you.

Kazuya: You're lazier than me!

Lei: I'm not being lazy! I'm being reasonable, okay.

At this point, Kazuya gritted his teeth with anger. Still, he did his best in containing it and continued scrubbing.

Kazuya: Hose!

Taking his cue, Lei turned on the hose. Strangely, only a few drips of water came out of it.

Lei: I think it's broken.

Kazuya: Let me see...

He crouched in front of Lei, examining the supposedly broken hose. Two elderly women, who just happened to walk past them, gave them weird looks.

Kazuya: Did you fully open the valve in the yard?

Lei: Yeah. I double-checked.

Kazuya: Alright, move aside –

The moment Lei moved, a huge jet stream of water hit Kazuya right in the face!

Lei: Hey, it worked again!

Kazuya: still in shock, trying to gather back his thoughts You moron!! You were stepping on the hose the whole time!!

Lei: I didn't do it on purpose!

Kazuya: Give me that! grabs the hose from Lei

Lei: No, no, no, I promise I won't do it again. grabs the hose back

Kazuya: You better not...

Lei proceeds to rinse the soapy area of the car. Coincidentally, a young Japanese girl walked by them.

Girl:Konnichi wa!

Lei swiftly turned to wave at the girl. Unknowingly, the hose, which was still on full blast, was pointed at Kazuya, drenching him completely. The girl giggled and walked away.

Kazuya: his face turning red Aaaaarrrggghh!!!!

Lei: Oops, my bad.

Kazuya: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!

Lei: Uh...changing the subject You still missed the same spot...

Kazuya: twitching Oh really?

He grabbed the bucket of dirty water and shoved it on Lei's head, drenching him as well.

Kazuya: This time I got it!

Lei struggled to remove the bucket from his head. It was stuck alright. He couldn't even see that he was approaching the pool closer and closer. Kazuya, who was right behind him, wasted no opportunity and pushed Lei to the pool.

Kazuya: I guess that wraps up our show, folks.

Bursting into laughter, Kazuya went back to the car and began his waxing, without Lei, of course.