She's a Lady

Summary: On a whim, Sango enters a sweepstakes. The grand prize? A complete make-over and a trip to Japan! When Sango bumps into an old friend, sparks fly. Too bad he doesn't recognize her now that she's all glammed up!

"Anu-ue, I'm going to be late for school!" hollered Kohaku down the hallway leading to his big-sisters room. Inside, Sango lay with a pillow over her head and tousled mahogany hair. With a lot of grumbling, she got out of bed.

"Make me some coffee if you want to get to school before 3rd period!" she demanded as she shuffled to the bathroom. She was DEFINATLEY not a morning person.

A cup of hot coffee, a lot of cursing, and a frantic hold-on-for-you-life car ride later, Kohaku arrived at school, right on time.

Yawning loudly, Sango threw the car in reverse, and backed out of the parking lot...or about as far as the pole behind her would allow. She forgot she had backed in, not pulled in. Cursing, she pulled forward. Sango got out of her car to assess the damage.

"Great! Just great!" Sango yelled to no one in particular. The rear bumper of her car had a small dent in it, and the pain was scratched. Normally, Sango wouldn't have been too upset. This wasn't the case today, because she had been using a rental car until her old one was out of the shop! On the verge of tears or a mad killing rampage, Sango got back in the car and drove home to get ready for work.

While getting ready for work, Sango turned on the radio.

"Now, be the third caller to answer this question and get a chance to win a trip for two to Japan and a complete make-over, not to mention 500! The question is: What is the Japanese word for demon!"

Sango chuckled. With all her luck that day, she would have a better chance getting struck by lightening than winning something like that. Out of amusement she decided to test her luck, and called the number.

"Hello lucky called #3, do you know the Japanese word for demon?" asked the announcer.

"Yes its...Arigatou!" rang the bubbly-sounding girl who had gotten through.

"Ooh, I'm sorry that is incorrect!"

Sango laughed at the contestant bitterly, wishing she had at least had the chance for that prize. She then realized that she had forgot to hang up the phone. She was just about to when she heard the announcer say;

"Lets try with caller #5" Sango pressed the phone back to her ear, trying not to get excited.

"Hello, caller #5?" Sango was shocked to realize that the voice she had heard was comming from the phone!

"Hello?" she said warily.

"Caller #5, do you know the Japanese word for demon?"

"Yes I do, it's youkai" Sango replied, trying to keep calm.

"You are right! You are now entered into the sweepstakes for a trip to Japan for two! Not to mention our other assortment of goodies you could get with it! Please stay on the line so we can get some information from you!"

Sango walked around the rest of the day like a zombie. Somehow now the dent in her rental car seemed smaller, and so did every other problem that she had come across that day. Sango had decided that she wouldn't say anything to anyone until she knew for sure that she was going.

From that day forth, Sango listened to that station religiously. Finally the day came when they would call the winner. Stationed by the phone, Sango waited tensely.

"Alright. We are about to call the winner of our sweepstakes. Hold on to your phones listeners it could be you! First, lets play a song for the lucky winner in advance"

Sango almost hit the floor. Just call already! She had tried not to get worked up about the contest, but she had failed miserably. The song, thankfully, was a short one.

"Alright listeners, we are now calling the winner!"

When Sango's phone rang, she pounced on it.

"Hello?"

A/N: Ahhaahahahahah I'm evil and proud of it. I'm sure you can guess what happens. But guess what, you're wrong. Trust me, you have no idea. Anyways, please read and reveiw this. I will be posting the next chapter later. I already know this will be short, because I don't feel like writing something long winded, its just supposed to be funny. Well anyways RRRREEEEVVVIIIIEEEWWW!