A Disclaimer- I'M BACK!!! And I STILL OWN NUTHIN…I mean sure I DO own EVERYTHING but apparently I can't tell anyone about it!! So…ah… cough I give credit to Disney for creating such wonderful and sexy and hot and charming and suave and…sorry got off track, where was I, oh yes…exciting characters. I own Sam though and random characters but if you wanna use them for something…a nice something then you may, just give me credit for it!!
THE FACTS ARE BACK!!!
Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson Clinton.
Wow, don't care or anything, I just liked the fact they found that word in their names.
Previously on ANF:: The creepy dude follows Sam and then kills another creepo, Liz and Will discuss the small issue of their wedding and Jack attending, SHE HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND!!
Final Line of ANF:: Everything is going to fall into place, just like it was meant to.
Reviewer, oh reviewers by the handful!!!
LegolasGreenleafGil-Estel – Ahh I was wondering when your review would come through, I was actually frightened for a while then but Drake beat the sense back into me…literally, he's on a martial arts spree at the moment, you see he was reading Real Identity Issues over my shoulder why I typed it and well there is a mention of the girls background in martial arts, well he HAD to know what that was so I taught him some knowledge and some skills, I went through a Jackie Chan stage ok!, and now I'm thinking that wasn't such a good idea because you really can't see him sneaking up on ya!! Yay I finally got The Fellowship and Two Towers Extended editions and ahem RETURN OF THE KING YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY, it's taken me a while but I did it, Legolas enjoys watching himself on TV but I keep hearing all these complaints from the twins on "where are we?" and "but were better then Legolas!" then a fight ensured and well Leggy one that one. I have taken on your review and noted all the new targets, they are written in my little pink book with fluffy feathers on it…that Drake…is…now…attacking, NO STOP IT YOU PSYCHO. Ok its all good and he is now in a jar…opps forgot to put air holes in, he's past out, poor little bugger…it's ok now, holes are in place and he's regaining consciousness, if he didn't Leggy was going to perform CPR…I WAS NOT… yes you were, you like him, and don't try to deny it, it's true. You know what I would love to go to a fancy dress party dressed up as an elf, it would be great!! Prancing around acting like I am the only one worthy of breathing…ok getting evil looks now I think I will stop that, NOT FAIR I WANT THE THIRD FILM, NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO oh wait I have it now hehehe!! You know everyone thinks it is Gillette in the shadows…I'm not saying it's not but I'm not saying it is either…hehehe…ooohhhh ok I'LL PUT EVERYONE OUT OF THEIR MISERY AND ANNOUNCE IT THIS CHAPTER coughnotcough!!! I really enjoyed that letter you sent me, randomness is such a wonderful thing that people over look, anyway, I don't think this response does any justice to the last review response to you, that was basically a story on it's own, anyway better get writing before you pull a Ring move on me and climb through the screen to kill me!!! Namarie Mellon Nin, waiting for your review!! Pixie Stix for you for reading!!
XPUNKROCKGODESSX – yes a stalker, you don't see many of them these days, I think it adds a sense of drama to the story don't you?? Love ya name by the way very cools!! Pixie Stix for you for reading!!
Arsinoe Selene - NO DON'T LET IT EAT YOUR BRAIN, you might die…SHUDDUP DRAKE THAT'S NOT NICE…he's dancing inside of the jar I put him in because he was bad. You will find out in this chapt who it is…or will you…Ooohhhh!! Pixie Stix for you for reading!!
Dimonah Tralon – YAY thanks, everyone want's to know about the man in the shadows…hehehe…SUSPENSE!!! Will do gum shoe!! Pixie Stix for you for reading!!
Zeldagrl436 – Don't worry LGG-E has told me a way to get around it so they will be appearing in a mini story at the bottom of the story!! Ahh but is it Gillette…hmm…I'm not saying either way but…nope I'm gonna make you wait!! Pixie Stix for you for reading!!
Candeebarz – poor you, hope you had a good sleep after typing that review, that actually happens to me a lot, I should say HEAPS, but eh, who cares! It's cool about the conversations now; I have found a way around them!! Pixie Stix for you for reading!!
Emily – I know, I couldn't leave the other story there, plus everyone was going to kill me if I didn't make a sequel, I know those people are dumb but I'm not and neither is LegolasGreenleafEstel-Gil, she told me about away to make the boys come back!!! So life can continue now!! Yes I gave them hugs for you; they gave me weird looks though, its fun freaking them out! Pixie Stix for you for reading!!
Amanda – its ok you spelled rhyme right and even if you didn't I would probably still know what you are talking about!! YAY you are on the right trail, but I have decided that because the man will keep people intrigued and they will continue to read this story to find out who it is, so no one will find out until the wedding!!! Pixie Stix for you for reading!!
LotRseer3350 – Hmmm you could be on the right track…ok well it ain't Gillette and it ain't Jack so obviously your third choice was right!! Pixie Stix for you for reading!!
Christina – Heya, I actually have made a LOTR fic called Real Identity Issues, just go to my user page thing and it's on there!! Glad you've decided to read my stories and also glad you like them…OHHH brownie points, I've never been given brownie points!! YAYAY you can have some Pixie Stix!! And hell a kiss from Leggy while I'm at it!! HEY!! Quiet you'll do what you're told!!
ALWAYS AND FOREVER
The fire blazed as Will continued to pound the red hot metal into shape. No matter what was going on in his life, he knew that coming in here and working away at his 'Art' would always calm him down. At the moment it was Jack…again. He was torn, he knew that he owed that pirate a lot, but then again after everything with Sam, he just wasn't sure anymore.
He flipped the newly formed sword over and engraved his initials on the cooling part, he usually would never have done that, but ever since Mr Brown left him the Blacksmiths, he had thought it would be a great idea. A loud sizzling noise sounded as he pushed the sword into the water filled barrel. He leaned heavily on the barrel as the sword cooled and thought about all the consequences of Jack coming, Elizabeth had told him that she could get him a week or two free-range around the town …within reason, but then what about Sam, she had finally moved on with her life.
Her new beau was Horatio Jacobson, a young navel soldier who was slightly crazy, well when ever he was with Sam he was. A very well respected young man, who was rising through the ranks of the royal navy and was a favourite of Norrington. That's how she had met him, Norrington had gotten over his feelings towards Sam…or at least he said so and set the two up. Will smiled at the thought of Norrington actually befriending his sister, but he was shaken out of his daydream by a knock at the door.
"Come in" Will yelled as the door opened and a young man, a few years older than himself, walked through. He wore dark brown slacks and a soft white shirt with his jacket slung over his arm. His skin was tanned and he had brown sandy hair that was held back in a scruffy pony tail and soft blue eyes.
"Mr Turner?" He asked with a soft voice. Will nodded as he looked him over; he was well built and looked sturdy. "I was wondering if I could speak to you about a job opening, I heard that the previous employer, Mr Brown, left you the shop to you; and I hoping that you might need a hand"
"Why, do you need a job?" Will asked placing the sword he had been working on the bench.
"Yes, I am…errrrr…new in town and needed some money" He said with a lopsided smile, Will looked him over and nodded his head.
"I suppose I could use and extra hand, how about 5 shillings a fortnight and we'll see what happens from there." Will said watching the stranger breath out heavily in relief. Will extended a hand.
"Welcome aboard" He said shaking his hand "What was your name?"
"My name is Louis, Louis Storm"
The dock was wet and slimy as Sam made her way down towards the anchored ships at the end. She could see the crowd of men unloading the ship and the guards searching through it, making sure there were no stowaways on board. She crept quietly up behind Norrington, who was watching the proceedings and covered his eyes.
"Guess who?" she said in a deep voice. He didn't try to move away or struggle, instead he smiled.
"Satan?" He asked lifting her hands off and facing her.
"Shh don't tell anyone!" she said in a mock serious tone before cracking up with laughter. She gave Norrington a small playful shove and instead of him falling backwards she slipped on the slimy boards and fell into his arms.
"Opps" She laughed standing back up. She noticed Norrington's blushing face and giggled "Oh Jimmy I though we were over that"
"Over what?" He said brushing himself down and not making eye contact with her. "If you are looking for Horatio, he is on the ship" he said hurriedly.
"Oh yeah…HEY RAY" She yelled almost right into Norrington's ear.
"Thankyou for that" He said as Sam giggled and patted his head.
"Sorry" She said patting hit head harder until she was hitting it completely.
"You…can…stop…now" He said as a voice rang across the harbour.
"HEY SAM" Horatio yelled out waving frantically from the ship.
"HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" She yelled back.
"NOT MUCH, JUST CHECKING FOR STOWAWAYS"
"OH WELL I WAS WONDERING IF WE WERE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT?" She yelled back
"WHAT?"
"I SAID…" Sam tried to yell but a firm hand was wrapped across her mouth.
"Why don't you go down there" Norrington ordered letting go of her mouth as she smiled.
"OK, MEET ME DOWN THERE" She yelled into his face before skipping off down the dock, then slowing to a walk after she almost slipped again. She greeted other soldiers and sailors as she passed them and managed to pass a distracted Gillette; who even now he was still giving her problems and trying to sabotage her relationship with Horatio. She stopped at the gangplank as Horatio made his way down and picked her up and spun her around.
"WWWWEEEEEEEE" She squealed as he continued to spin her. But the ground was too slippery to support them much longer and they fell into a laughing heap.
"Well that was fun" Horatio said as he helped Sam to her feet. "So why the visit?"
"Well, are we still going to 'The Flying Fish' tonight?" Sam said wiping a piece of slime off her riding pants.
"Yes, I'll pick you up at six" Horatio said as he twirled her away from him. (Think Tango)
"What no kiss goodbye?" Sam pouted as Horatio smiled and pulled her towards him and into a passionate kiss. Once they noticed more than a few eyes on them they broke apart with a smile. "Tonight at six then" She said as she made her way back towards the town only to be stopped by an annoying Gillette.
"Sam" Gillette breathed as he took her arm. She sighed and yanked her arm back.
"What do you want?" she snapped stepping backwards as he stepped forward to touch her. "Oh My God you are so creepy!" She squealed as she pushed him into the water.
"Sam" A loud stern voice sounded through the air, as Norrington stood with his arms folded, locking eyes with the smiling woman.
"What, I slipped" She said sweetly as she brushed past him and made her way back to the town.
Will watched as Louis neatly pounded the steel into shape. He was a quick learner and very skilled with the sword. Will let out a soft sigh as he looked around the room, his work, his art had gathered a lot of attention in the passing years and he had people ordering his work from as far as England and France. But his thoughts moved from himself to Elizabeth, in only 3 weeks they are to be wed. She had finally gotten her way and had sent off the letter addressed to a 'Captain Jack Sparrow'.
He did not fully approve of inviting the pirate because he wondered if Sam would be alright with it. There was no doubt that she was happy with Jack but after he left she went into a downward spiral of despair. On more than one occasion he had arrived just in time to pull her back from the side of the cliff. But now she was happy, and he was glad that she was laughing again, he missed the sound of her laughter, so happy and sweet. Will looked up noticing that Louis was now finished and putting his coat on, but the laughter was still on his mind.
"Do you hear that?" Will asked as Louis picked up his sword.
"Yes sir sounds like laughter or music. I have finished the sword" Louis said handing Will the sword. Will tested the weight, how it moved and the strength by hitting a large plank as hard as he could.
"Very good work, you're a natural, we open again at eight in the morning so be here around seven thirty" Will said placing the sword on the rack as Louis made for the door.
"Yes Sir, see you then" He said opening the door only to have Sam run straight into him, causing them to tumble to the ground.
"Whoops, sorry about that" Sam said as she stood up and extended a hand to Louis. "My name's Sam, Willie's older and more beautiful and more charming and EXTREMELY more skilled Sister" Louis took her hand and stood up.
"I am Louis Storm, milady" Louis said as he bowed. Sam laughed and took his shoulders, pushing him back up.
"Don't be silly" Sam said embracing the young man in a tight hug. "'Round 'ere we 'ug" She said in a thick accent, finally letting him go.
"Leave him alone you" Will smiled from the counter. "What are you here for anyway?" Sam let a confused Louis go and jumped up onto the counter sitting next to Will.
"Well, I was wondering if Lizzy was around because I was wondering if I could…"There was a few moments of silence before she let out a small shriek.
"What was that for?" Will yelled holding his ear.
"I felt like being spontaneous" Sam said jumping off the counter and hugging the donkey.
"Would you stop hugging things" Will ordered but she just ignored him and hugged the pole of the turning wheel thing (you know the one so don't pretend you don't!).
"NO" She said stubbornly as she hugged a nearby chain, a chair, a hammer, a blunt sword and the fireplace "Hmm maybe not" she said turning away from the fire place and heading towards the door. They didn't even notice that Louis had left.
"Are you going already?" Will asked moving towards her.
"Ooohhhh not before hugging you!" Sam said bounding over to Will but stopped and smelt him instead "Hmm maybe not!" She said as she jumped up the steps and out the door. "SEEYA LATER STINKY PANTS" She yelled from the street as Will watched her leave.
"I really wonder if we're related" Will sighed as he closed up the shop, mounted his young chestnut gelding and headed towards the Swann mansion. Governor Swann had thought it best if Will moved in there so that he could "Keep an eye on the young love birds". Sam was living with Horatio at the moment which gave Will some needed space away from the crazy girl.
Will kicked the gelding into a trot; he was hungry and it had been a long day, 15 new orders had come in and thankfully to Louis they only had 10 left. Louis was a strange one…no not so much strange as interesting, he seemed like a good man and was a hard worker, which is the reason that Will kept him on, not to mention the fact that his company was needed because it can get awfully lonely in the blacksmiths sometimes.
'The flying fish' was the local restaurant/pub that most navel men attended, that basically meant that you could leave at the end of the night with barely a scratch…barely and your life still intact. That night it was crowded as the couple entered, but luckily Horatio had managed to reserve a table for the two of them in the back. Six pairs of eyes followed the couple, one was a well respected navel officer, one was a stranger, a pirate dressed up in navel clothes, and the final was hidden.
They pushed their way through the crowd causing some officers that were drunk to be knocked over accidentally, but when Sam gave them a hug, they were more than obliged to forget the incident. They finally got through after almost falling on a cloaked man, who just hurried over to the other side of the pub, and sat down at their table for two.
"How crowded is it tonight!" Sam exclaimed taking a small sip of her wine. "I have 4 different beers on my dress!" She sighed as she tried to dry the front of her sleeveless pink dress that she had altered so that the skirt was layered and shredded (Like a Pixie…STIX). Horatio was wearing a soft white shirt and dark pants. After their dinner they remained in the bar and just talked when a voice drifted their way.
"Well…I captured this pirate once that was soooooo ugly that it made a dog run away"
"Oh really, well I captured a pirate that had just stolen my new watch"
Sam laughed "that was pathetic" she mouthed at Horatio who laughed in agreement.
"I've captured a pirate that stole my wife…made sure I hug him I did"
"Men…you have nothing over me…" The couple sat up and looked over and noticed an extremely drunk Gillette standing up, swaying heavily "I've hung a pirate that had tried to give a letter to my flame"
"Why" was asked by many at the table as Gillette shushed them.
"He was… trying…to give her a letter from another pirate, a captain Wheelbarrow or Seagull or something, but I made sure that letter was destroyed before it was ever found" Many cheers went up from the table as they ordered more rounds. Horatio looked over at Sam to find her eyes confused and angry.
"What's wrong?" He asked taking her hands. Sam looked over and locked eyes with him.
"That letter was for me"
The pirate watched the couple enjoy their dinner and flaunt their love of one another by feeding each other…ok so there was a small food fight…and just enjoying each other's company. He had seen enough, so the pirate slipped out of the bar just as raised voices were heard.
"Well…I captured this pirate once that was soooooo ugly that it made a dog run away"
He shuddered. 'Glad I got out of there before that started'
He wandered towards the docks, slipping past the guards and finding a small row boat. He rowed all the way out to a small ship and with a yell, which caused a rope ladder to be thrown over; he climbed up onto the deck.
"Did ya find what ya were looking for Captain?" A large pirate asked, as the captain threw off his navel clothes revealing his stained white shirt and dark pants.
"Aye, Make for Tortuga boys, got some news for Sparrow that might be worth a pretty penny!" He laughed steering the ship out of port and into the wide ocean.
Back in the bar, the final pair of eyes, watched as the couple sat there holding hands. He seethed at the sight, wishing with every ounce that he was that man. He took a deep sniff of his cloak that smelled like her when she had "accidentally" fallen over his foot and relished in the thought that he was holding her around him instead of his stupid cloak. He had noticed how the drunken navel officer had made her so upset, well we couldn't have that, but as he thought over all the wonderful possibilities when he realised that he couldn't even touch the man because he would be missed, not that anyone cared about him, but he was well known and they would notice if he mysteriously disappeared.
He cursed silently as he watched her boyfriend kiss her softly and beg her to stay were she was but she was very determined. He laughed as he watched her punch the man in the face and proceeded to kick him while he was on the ground. He laughed with glee as the rest of the room also erupted in to a mass fight, but stopped when he noticed her boyfriend take her by the arm and lead her outside. He sneered as he saw them kissing through the window, this was wrong, all wrong and this isn't how it should be. He downed the rest of his drink and started to leave the bar, punching a man here or there to rid himself of his frustrations.
Tomorrow was another day and another possibility to regain what should be his.
"Look at that, I know you have been hanging for it. It took ages to write because I kept getting writers block, but I think I'm back on track now…SSSSSSSOOOOOO much is going to happen and I'm not telling what it is…yet!!!!"
Elrohir walks in wearing a pair of boxer shorts and a tunic while rubbing his eyes, he stifles a yawn and gives Aus a hug.
"Wow, what was that for?"
"For being so great" He said walking into the kitchen.
"AAAAWWWWW…you're my favourite!!"
Elladen walks in wearing long pants and kisses Aus's forehead.
"Morning" he mumbles before dragging himself into the kitchen.
"Wow, I love mornings!"
Drake stretches in his jar and begs to be let out.
"Ok" Aus lets him out and he jumps on her shoulder and bites her ear before running off and hiding somewhere. "Hmm ok"
Legolas finally walks out wearing boxer shorts; he mumbles something in Elvish and bows to Aus while kissing her hand and then leaving for the kitchen.
"It's so fun when they're half asleep!! Hmm I wonder if I'm asleep and dreaming…if so Jack should walk in right…now………Awww I miss Jack, sorry but if your reading this and you have Jack, cause I really can't remember who has him, SENT HIM BACK, I want a hug, besides Drake hasn't met Jack yet, and I wanna know what would happen!!"
