A Disclaimer- I STILL OWN NUTHIN…I mean sure I DO own EVERYTHING but apparently I can't tell anyone about it!! So…ah… cough I give credit to Disney for creating such wonderful and sexy and hot and charming and suave and…sorry got off track, where was I, oh yes…exciting characters. I own Sam though and random characters but if you wanna use them for something…a nice something then you may, just give me credit for it!!


THE FACTS ARE BACK!!!

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Wouldn't wanna step in dog poo now would ya?


Previously on ANF – we met Horatio and Louis, Gillette spilled his guts, Sam found out the truth, a few pirates found out some information for a sexy captain, the creepy guy tripped Sam over in the bar and OH MY GOD does Norrington still have some feelings for Sam???

Final Line of ANF - Tomorrow was another day and another possibility to regain what should be his.


Reviewer, oh reviewers by the handful!!!

Elanor and Megan – Hello there, I think I may have answered most of this review in the review I gave you!! OH I'm sorry I forgot the cactus but I promise it's in this chapt, Oh love your little story, that might actually make it into a chapter…of one of the stories, Oh I like dressing up, it is fun…I dressed up as the little girl from The Exorcist…yes I was in a gruesome mood that day, You had to see the Ring at night by yourself in the dark, then it's quite scary…actually it was quite fun, screaming is fun I like that a lot. I wish I could do archery, I don't think anyone does it around here, just the gym and football YAY I LOVE FOOTBALL oh I really love it, if I could just do that instead of school I would be in heaven, I'm in heaven…sorry, I would like to learn archery though I did it a bit when I went to the school camp, I got a bullseye!! Yeah I've decided I really, REALLY hate Gillette, so it's fun to hurt him!! Sorry this isn't a big response, I really feel bad, but I did most of my random rambling in the review I wrote for you, so anyways, have some Pixie Stix and a brand new arrow right from Legolas's quiver…hehehe Shhhhh he doesn't know it's missing yet!! Were is my ARROW!!! Damn spoke too soon. Namarie Mellon Nin!!

Zeldagrl436 – yes EVERYONE needs Pixie Stix mmwwaahahaha

LegolasGreenleafGil-Estel – Please see your review and Elanor and Megan response, ya know it seems that almost every review is related to you, that's pretty cool isn't it, guess what…oh now don't guess actually because then you will find out what it is before you read it…hmm that was crazy…fshaklhlkfas;h;lkfsagjkdsyueyb n sorry I had to hit my head in the keyboard for a few seconds, I'm ok now…well I'm ok for me anyway, apparently compared to others I'm not normal…is that so wrong?? Actually my fav movie list is a lot like yours actually!! BTW hit yourself for me which is really for Purplefluffychainsaw ok, good!! See my reviews!!

Christina – I wouldn't mind having a cut out of Leggy, but hey why do I need that when I got the real thing right here, isn't that right? Don't touch me OHHH you're a bit PMSy today, Shuddup you Shuddup you Shuddup you Shuddup you Shuddup you Shuddup you Shuddup you Shuddup you I give up YAY I win!!

Amanda – Ahh yoda, like yoda I do, mmmMMMmmm need to have right perfect reviews you don't, reviews I like, annoying Yoda speak is…there we go, I put my yoda ears away and I'm back ok THANKYOU, THANKYOU, THANKYOU that website is soooooo great I love it, I found some more of those too – see the bottom of the chapter for them. OH NO YOU DON'T I know what you're up to!! Hehehe good for you, I would too but he always manages to get away.

Dimonah Tralon – Your right, I'm sorry you will have to wait…but not for long!!! Yes I will tell Jack for you!

Arsinoe Selene – Ahh the creepy stalker dude, no one will find out who he is until the wedding!!

Purplefluffychainsaw – Hello my crazy little friend, many reviews you made there…thankyou, I shall send Drake over in a week, he will be in a bottle so check the river or the sea next Sunday I shall send him tomorrow, shouldn't take too long. Ok I am VERY EXTREMELY BOWING TO YOU SENDS FLOWERS Sorry I spelt Elladen wrong, I shall kick Legolas for you HEY Nuh Shh I owe her that, and that shop bit, sorry bout that I must have missed that while I was editing, Don't worry many names is a good thing I swear!! Don't let anyone tell you that you're not special, when a doctor tells you that you're special THAN YOU REALLY ARE DAMMIT!! Hehehe sorry, must finish these reviews before I fall asleep, damn school just gets in everyone's way doesn't it!!


GO THE BLUES WWWWOHHHHHOOOOOO WE KICKED QUEENSLAND'S BUTT
AND THEN
SHARKIES KILLED THE BRONCOS YAYAY
MICHAEL SULLIVAN IS HOT!!!!!!!!!


ALWAYS AND FOREVER


!!CRASH!! Glass flew everywhere as a burly pirate flew through The Screeching Banshee's window. It was a busy night in the small town of Tortuga and many of the pirates had just sailed in to rest their weary crew and enjoy a night on the town. One of those pirates happened to be very well known and had recently slipped through the fingers of the English navy, once again.

"Another round on me, boys, I got the queen's money to be spending!" The bearded pirate hollered at his crew that surrounded him. As the rum was served, many of the tavern's whores came to sit on his lap, but he pushed them off and downed his drink.

"What's wrong with ye Sparrow? Ye push off Tortuga's finest whores to sit by ye lonesome with nothing but a down face" The tavern owner, Rodgers, said as he sat across from the pirate captain.

"Ahh, my heart lies yonder and there's nothing here I can see that comes near to the beauty I once held" Jack said pushing his empty mug aside and picking up a passed out pirate's full mug.

"Ye live in the past, Jack" Rodgers said quietly so no others heard his conversation.

"I'd rather live in the past than hold another" Jack slurred finishing the rest of his rum and looking at the owner with down cast eyes. He could see the captain tearing himself up inside all over a woman. He couldn't believe it, he was his best customer, having at least 6 whores a night, and now he wouldn't even look at them, no matter how hard they tried.

"A letter came for ye Jack" Rodgers said causing Jack's eyes to snap back up to meet the owner's.

"From who?" He asked as Rodgers produced the letter from his pocket.

"Don't know, didn't read it" he said handing it over to Jack who proceeded to tear it open.

'Dear Captain Jack Sparrow,
You are formally invited to the wedding of William Joseph Turner to Elizabeth Chardonnay Swann.
The wedding will be held on the 17th of June.
We hope to have your attendance.'

Attached to this small invitation was a letter.

"Dearest Captain Sparrow.
I do hope that this letter reaches you in time, I have gone through the trouble of arranging you two full safe weeks here in Port Royal, which means that you will not be hung as soon as you are spotted and you may do as you please…within reason and you must be accompanied my either myself, Will or a guard. Interestingly enough the Commodore was easier to convince than Will, oh Jack, why did you have to do that? Well I suppose you had your reasons, but it's alright now, the happiness has been restored and you can tell us your story when you arrive. Oh I do hope you will attend because we do owe you so much and this wedding wouldn't be the same without you.
I do hope to see you here.
With Love
Elizabeth"

"Well, well isn't that lovely, GENTS it would seem that young William Turner and Elizabeth are getting married!!" Jack yelled as his crew cheered whole heartedly "And in honour of that DRINKS ALL ROUND" he hollered as his crew cheered even louder. "But I wonder what the hell she was talking about with…" But he was interrupted.

"Sparrow!" A pirate said walking over to Jack.

"Captain Jack Sparrow to ye…who are ye anyways?" Jack said looking the man over. His short red hair was showing signs of greyness and his blue eyes were surrounded by wrinkles. He was a short man, coming only to Jack's shoulder, but he made up for what he lacked in size with muscles.

[IIiieeeee Sorry I gotta stop, pirates is playing and they are at Jack's hanging…ooohhhh I love that part, they look so hot!!! WOOHOO go the rope…Ah I love how he always manages to get the attention away from everyone else and onto him…hehehe his breath smells…Ahh he falls over the fort so well…OH joy they are kissing…hehehe "drink up me hearties yo ho" , ok back to the story]

"My name's Hawk, Captain Bart Hawk." Hawk said side stepping a brawling couple of pirates that pushed past.

"And what is it ye want with me?" Jack said leaning back in his chair to stare at the pirate. Hawk grinned evilly.

"I believe I have some information that might be of service to ye, but, in order to get this ye must first give me the map to Jacob's treasure" Jack looked thoughtfully at the man, obviously he didn't know that Jack had already found the treasure and was already in the process of spending half of it.

"And what information do ye have that would be so valuable that I would give up treasure for it?" Jack said trying to weasel the information out of the man.

"Well, how valuable is Miss Turner in your eyes?" Hawk said softly so only Jack could hear him. Jack's eyes open wide and he reached out and grabbed Hawk by the shirt, drawing him in close.

"What do you know?" he hissed into his face as Hawk smiled.

"I know enough" He hissed right back pulling himself free. "So what will it be?" Jack sat back and pulled the map from his inner pocket. Hawk reached for it but Jack pulled it back.

"Info first" Jack said "How do I know ye even know anything?"

"Tattoo, two silver horseshoes intertwined with a four-leaf clover wrapped around the middle, Blonde, crazy dresser" Hawk stated, Jack took a deep breath.

"Fine, Information first, on my honour of a pirate, ye will get this after" Jack said holding the map as Hawk pushed a passed out pirate off a chair and leaned towards Jack.

"Well, it would seem that she has…a friend as it were, a very close MALE friend" He said leaning forward.

"You lie" Jack snapped staring the man down.

"No, ye lie to ye self, seems ye little letter that you sent her never arrived." Hawk sneered "Word is she tried to end her life many times before she moved on, ye must have a real effect on people, her brother managed to save her before she hurt herself to bad, she may have forgiven ye, I don't know, but what I do know is that her brother, William, wanted to kill you for it, I'm not sure about now, his fiancé may have changed his mind, but one can never be two sure. Now, the map." Hawk said reaching for the map taking it with no resistance from Jack.

"I see" Was all Jack could say as Hawk made off with the map.

Jack sat there a while, the news had managed to sober him up and he was thinking about what he'd just been told. 'How did it all go so wrong?' Jack wondered as he watched his crew drink and fight with other pirates. Gibbs made his way towards Jack.

"What's wrong, Captain?" he asked, Jack looked at the man and forced a smile.

"Nothing, ready the crew, we sail tonight." He said standing up and making his way through the crowded bar.

"Why, Captain?" Gibbs shouted after him.

"WE HAVE A WEDDING TO ATTEND!" Jack replied, leaving the bar and making his way towards his ship.


"Your wedding's in 2 weeks, your wedding's in 2 weeks, Your wedding's in 2 weeks, your wedding's in 2 weeks, Your wedding's in 2 weeks, your wedding's in 2 weeks, Your wedding's in 2 weeks, your wedding's in 2 weeks, Your wedding's in 2 weeks, your wedding's in 2 weeks, Your wedding's in 2 weeks, your wedding's in 2 weeks, Your wedding's in 2 weeks, your wedding's in 2 weeks, Your wedding's in 2 weeks, your wedding's in 2 weeks…" Sam sang as she danced around the kitchen that Elizabeth and Will were sitting and discussing the wedding. She could see the matching veins in their foreheads bulging as she sang.

"STOP!!" They screamed in unison, Sam smiled evilly back.

"Why?" She asked innocently.

"Because if you don't there will be no wedding" Will threatened as both her and Elizabeth gasped.

"WHAT?" They said as Will tried to comfort Elizabeth.

"No, no, no not that it was just a threat that I wouldn't even go through with, I mean, I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you and nothing will change that ever" Will said hurriedly as Elizabeth started to cry.

"Good one Wallace, you made her cry" Sam scolded Will as he hugged Elizabeth. "You are an evil, EVIL Cactus!!"

"No, it's not that, Sam" Elizabeth Sobbed "It's just…that was so, so, BEAUTIFUL" she said as she wiped her tears into Will's jacket.

"Oh God she's acting like she's pregnant" Sam sighed hopping up onto the kitchen counter. Will let go of Elizabeth and looked at her at an arms length.

"Um…are…you?" Will asked looking uncertainly at Elizabeth.

"Oh goodness no, you would be first to know anyway" Elizabeth said with a laugh as a knock sounded.

"Sir, a Mister Storm is here" A servant said, Will smiled at the elderly man.

"Send him in then, James" Will said as he left and Louis entered.

"Good day all" Louis said as he bowed.

"Oh Geeze Cactus butt, you are way too formal!" Sam laughed from her perch on the counter.

"I am sorry…cactus butt?" He said, still standing in the doorway.

"Do not apologise Louis, she is on a cactus craze at the moment, come in and sit down. Now what is it that you want?" Will asked kindly as Louis sat across from him.

"I was just wondering when you are married; you will be going away on your honeymoon, Correct?" Louis asked, as Elizabeth and Will smiled.

"Yes" Will answered

"Yeah, for a little hanky cactus panky" Sam laughed almost falling off the counter.

"STOP WITH THE CACTUS!!" Will hollered.

"Yes well, I was wondering what will happen to the forge?" questioned Louis.

"Well, I was hoping that you would be able to look after it for me while I was away" Will smiled as Louis's face lit up.

"Really?" He asked excitedly.

"Yes, you are a very good apprentice" Will said "And I hope that one day you will be able to have a forge of your own, preferably in partnership with mine"

"I though I was going to run your forge?" Sam asked innocently hopping down lightly from the bench.

"You stay away from my forge, last time I let you try and make a sword you burnt Mr Brown!" Will said as Sam walked around to him and ruffled his hair.

"Well what can I say; I wanted to know how much he could sleep through!" She said making her way to the back door.

"Where are you going, Lunch is soon" Elizabeth yelled after her.

Sam's voice floated back through the swinging door. "No worries, gotta check on Lóteë, he's been having trouble with the cactuses, they keep poking him"

"I wonder why, I mean he's such a nice horse" Will commented sarcastically.

"I HEARD THAT!!" Sam yelled through the window.

"It's amazing what she can hear and can't hear sometimes" Elizabeth laughed.

"Selective hearing" Louis said with a soft smile.

"Glad to see you have come out of your shell, Sam always manages to do that to people" Will laughed. They continued to chatter amongst themselves for a while; they even got some information out of Louis about his background.

"I've have a large background, as in I've tried almost everything, But I have found that I prefer sword work and sailing more." Louis said as Will nodded.

"I understand why, I have a background in sailing, well actually it's in my blood, but I really love my sword work." Will said as a knock sounded at the door.

"Sir, Madam you have a visitor" James said, with a very odd expression on his face.

"What is it James? Oh!" Elizabeth asked as a familiar figure appeared in the doorway.

"'Ello all" Jack said walking over to the shocked group.

"Jack?" Elizabeth asked standing from her seat.

"The one and only" he said with a bow. Elizabeth ran over and gave him a hug. "Oh well now that was unexpected, Luv"

"I assume you got my letter then?" She asked excitedly, Jack nodded.

"Aye, and it is such a wonderful thing too, the wedding and all. I'm happy for ye" Jack smiled as Will stood up. He walked slowly over to Jack and looked him in the eye. "'Ello there, Young Turner…" But Jack didn't get to finish as Will swung a fist in his direction and connected with his Jaw, knocking him to the ground.

"WILL!" Elizabeth cried helping Jack up off the floor.

"Hello Jack" Will said watching as the pirate got to his feet.

"Ye know I'm more used to getting slapped, it actually makes for a nice change" Jack joked as he stood on his wobbly legs.

"Care to tell us why you're here?" Will asked folding is arms and staring the pirate down.

"Well ye wedding of course wouldn't miss it for the world" Jack said spreading his arms out wide and noticing Louis at the table "Ello"

"Hello" Louis said in return but Will stood in front of his gaze.

"Oh and what else have ye been doing with your life?" Will questioned.

"I think I know were ye heading Turner…" Jack started with his honest confession.

"Oh really?" Will snapped.

"Give him a chance Will" Elizabeth said pushing Will out of the way. "Have a seat Jack"

"Don't mind if I do" Jack staggered over to the seat and plopped himself down.

"So explain your self Sparrow" Will said as he sat opposite him.

"Maybe I should go?" Louis said standing up to leave.

"Don't worry kid, just sit down and listen to a tale from the GREAT Captain Jack Sparrow" Jack said in his usual demonstrative tone.

"Still up your self I see" Will sighed.

"Look Turner, do ye wanna hear the whole story or not?" Jack snapped pointing a finger at Will.

"Fine" Will sighed, defeated by the pirate.

"OK, well, after I left, we headed to a small port a few miles away from here to stock up on supplies, now being pirates we weren't going to pay, and during the raid I was caught stealing chickens, and here I thought only peasants got in trouble for that, well they didn't know who I was and that was fine for a few months and during that time I wrote a letter to Sam about what had happened and paid a local man to find her and give it to her, I don't know what happened with the letter after that. Soon a commanding officer found me in the cell, and unfortunately knew who I was and sent Anamaria, Gibbs and myself on a ship to England. While I was there I noticed that one of the guards had taken a liking to Ana so I came up with a plan and finally managed to get Ana to go along with it, needless to say it worked and we got out of the prisons, but then we had to commandeer a ship to get back here, that was fine until we ran into a rival pirate ship, who captured us and sunk our ship. They took us all the way to Tortuga, and unknown to them the rest of my crew were there also, they helped us escape. And we've been in Tortuga ever since, that is until we got ye letter last week" Jack leaned back in his chair satisfied with his explanation.

"How long ago was that?" Louis asked, surprising everyone.

"Well, I was in the village cells for about 6 months then the trip to England took about 2 months I was there for 2 years before I was going to be hung, then we travelled for 4 months then in the pirate cells for 5 months then in Tortuga for 1 year…I think, Give or take a few months" Jack smiled.

"And during that year in Tortuga, did you even think of Sam?" Will snapped.

"Every second" Jack sighed "I couldn't get over here because we had to fix the Pearl; she hit some reefs apparently and had almost sunk. I tried as hard as I could to get here, honest" Jack said, his eye portraying the truth in his statement. Will sighed and rubbed his face, he wanted to believe the pirate, he really did, but he had seen Sam during the period after he left, and those images will forever be burnt into his memory.
'What would she want?' Will asked himself, he knew the answer immediately.

"Jack, if everything you are telling me is the honest truth, you are forgiven, but if there is one lie, one LITTLE TINY lie, I will hunt you down and make sure you receive a painful death" Will threatened watching Jack's face as it went from neutral to amused.

"WILL" Elizabeth exclaimed, but Jack held his hand up.

"Tis alright, 'Lizabeth, Ok so I didn't steal chickens I stole a cow" Jack sighed, trying to hid his chuckle. But it was in vain since both Elizabeth and Louis laughed out loud; even Will had a small smile.

"Ok Jack" Will chuckled.

"Hey what's everyone laughing about" A voice from the door asked. They turned to find Sam walking in with her head down, looking at the bridle that she held. Will and Elizabeth held their breath as Jack stood from his chair watching as she stumbled over the curled up cat. The cat screeched as she stepped on it and she fell forward, but not too far because Jack was there to catch her. He almost missed but caught her waist just before she hit the ground.

"Whoa that was close almost lost my head thanks Will…" Sam said, as she looked at the pair of boots in front of her, as she stood back up her eyes travelled up the brown pants to the sash, sword and pistol, next to the vest and slightly open white shirt, she noted the muscles that bulged from underneath, finally she reached his beaded beard and hair, looking into Jack's honey eyes she gasped and stepped back, out of his arms.

"Jack?" She asked uncertainly stepping backwards towards the door.

"Yes, Luv…Sam?" Jack said reaching for her but she pulled back.

"No" She whispered as she dropped the bridle at his feet and ran out the door, leaving a confused Jack behind.

"SAM" He yelled after her, he made for the door but Will grabbed his arm.

"Don't" He said as Jack looked at him with a confused look. Will turned to Elizabeth who immediately ran out the door, calling for Sam to stop.

"But…" Jack started but Will just shook her head.

"She needs time and a lot of it" Will said as he led Jack back to the table. "She's been through a lot Jack, a hell of a lot, more then you can ever imagine".




OHHH wow look at that, that's a long one ain't it, I saw a small part of Pirates and instantly it came to mind, DAMMIT I wish I could make it funnier…damn all this drama, well at least there was no creepy guy scenario in this chapter, but don't worry, he hasn't left he WILL RETURN.

Legolas walks into the room to find Aus laughing at the computer.

"What's happening?" he asks looking at the computer screen.

"HEHEHE LOOK AT THE BADGERS!!!" Legolas looks at the screen and sees crazy badger dancing and starts to laugh.

"Hey guys, what's so funny?" Elladen and Elrohir said at the same time.

"Look at the crazy badgers" Legolas laughed pointing at the screen. Everyone is laughing at the screen when a knock is heard at the door.

"Who could that be I wonder??" Aus walks over to the door and is tackled by Drake. "AAAAHHHHHH, no more football for you!!" She picks Drake up and throws him at Legolas. "Watch him!"

"But he's ugly!!" Legolas complained but was cut off by Drake lunging at his throat.

"Oh it's so cute when they fight" Aus sighed as the knock sounded again. "Coming" Aus opens the door and finds a tired Jack.

"'Ello Luv" He said as Aus jumps on him.

"JJJJJJJAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK"


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