Look back at Chapter One for the damn, fucking disclaimer. Let's just say that dragons aren't illegal in this story, I honestly have no idea, and you'll see how Draco found out later, hell, I just barely found out.
"Lunch is ready," Hermione called. Ron and Harry entered the kitchen with Midnight still on Ron's shoulder.
"What do dragons eat?" Ron asked Harry.
"Don't know…Hermione?" Harry said.
"If I remember correctly, they eat anything that is available," Hermione said as she passed a bowl of chicken soup to everyone.
"What's this?' Ron asked as he poked at it with his spoon.
"Chicken soup," Hermione said. "It help get rid of colds."
"I thought I had the flu," Ron joked. Hermione shook her head and Harry laughed.
"Good one," Harry said as he wiped the tears from his eyes. "Don't worry mate, it's good if cooked right."
"Are you implying that I can't cook?" Hermione questioned with anger in her voice.
"Never!" Harry yelled. "I would never say that!"
"You almost lost your chance of having sex with her didn't you?" Ron whispered in Harry's ear.
"Yeah, and Hermione hold's grudges for a long time," Harry whispered back so Hermione wouldn't hear him.
"Just not in my room, okay?" Ron asked.
"Of course, we wouldn't do that," Harry said out loud.
"Do what?" Hermione asked as she raised an eyebrow at them.
"Nothing!" Harry and Ron yelled at the same time while rubbing the back of their necks.
"Are getting sick also Harry?" Hermione asked.
"You want some soup Midnight?" Ron asked when Midnight nudged the side of his face lovingly. Midnight growled and Ron put midnight on the table.
"Didn't your mother ever tell you, no dragons on the table?" Harry joked as he wagged his finger at Ron like a mum would.
"Never heard of that rule," Ron said.
"Honestly," Hermione said as she shook her head.
"Come on Mione," Harry said. "Have some fun."
"Yeah, without a library," Ron added. "It's not that hard." Just then they heard a slurping sound. Ron, Harry, and Hermione looked at Ron bowl of soup and they saw the small dragon slurping the soup as it balanced itself on the rim of the bowl. "Looks like your cooking isn't so bad Mione."
"Considering the fact that dragons will eat anything available," Harry said, causing him and Ron to laugh. Hermione's eye twitched and she hit Harry in the back of the head.
"Ow," Harry said as he began to rub the back of his head. "What was that for?"
"Just be glad that I cannot cast any magic outside of Hogwarts yet," Hermione said.
"Harry has," Ron said. "Why can't you?"
"I don't want to be expelled, that's why, and what do you mean by "Harry has"?" Hermione said as she looked at Harry with a glare.
"Run?" Harry asked Ron.
"Run!" Ron yelled. Harry got up and ran out of the room with Hermione chasing him.
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