A Disclaimer- I STILL OWN NUTHIN…I mean sure I DO own EVERYTHING but apparently I can't tell anyone about it!! So…ah… cough I give credit to Disney for creating such wonderful and sexy and hot and charming and suave and…sorry got off track, where was I, oh yes…exciting characters. I own Sam though and random characters but if you wanna use them for something…a nice something then you may, just give me credit for it!!
THE FACTS ARE BACK!!!
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
Hmm creepy
Reviewer, oh reviewers by the handful!!!
Purplefluffychainsaw - Oh I believe you, school computers are evil, and I trust you wrote the hugest review to rival even that of LegolasGreenleafGil-Estel's!! I am really tried so this will probably be a sucky response, sorry!! Oooeerr Tango must remember that!! I hope I got you guys alright, if you don't know what that means…you will. Sorry you can't know who Mr. Stalker guy is, that would be no fun!! 9 pages I've written to you guys!! Tis good!! Hmm Mini Jacks huh?!? Sounds like fun, Sorry this response sucks, but its 3:30am here and I'm tired, I'm trying to get this posted tonight for you all!! Toodle-oo
LegolasGreenleafGil-Estel – Howdy, much tiredness, so I will try and make this a good response. Yeah I don't know any language very well actually, congrats on your singing, I feel like I've said this before though, anyway, thanks for the words they will be put in when ever I get round to writing the story!! Oh cools I like being in stories, give him a slap on the back 4 me!! Yeah he is in that movie, with Kirsten Dunst; I'll spread your evilness if you spread mine!! No I haven't read them, sounds interesting though!! You might but I'll tell them to be on their best behaviour and keep something of theirs hostage just in case!! Blees cotton socks, that's cool!! Anyway this response sucked sorry, but like I said I'm really tired and wanna post this tonight for you all, Oh by the way can you send me those stories you requested, I forgot what they were!! I've finished the Mellon chronicles to!! They are SO GREAT!! Oh and guess what, I've written 9 pages to you guys!! Snaps for me, anyways Toodle-oo
LotRseer3350 – What music video is it because I'd really like to see that!! If you find out, can ya tell me PLZ!! THANXS
Dimonah Tralon – Yeah, but things get better for her…or do they??
Amanda – Yes, you did pick up tension, but it is for the State Of Origin…GO THE BLUES, hehehe drooling lollies, I could use that for my evil work!! Hehehe me in a frilly dress hehehe actually, that would be interesting, which goes faster a bullet or an elvan arrow???
Arsinoe Selene – Thankyou very much, that is much appreciated…YAY LAST REVIEW RESPONSE, now I get to post this and go to bed…YAY!!!!
Previously on ANF – Creepy guy almost got caught, Sam drowned her sorrows, Jack sang…and you all loved it!! Don't try and deny it either!!!!!!
Final Line of ANF –"Oh" Sam sighed watching as Jack retreated back into the bedroom. "Uh oh" She said as she felt a flutter in her stomach. That old flame was rekindling in her, no matter how much she tried to resist it.
Random word for the day – dooshe (do-sh-e) – comfortable
GO THE BLUES YOU SEXY BEASTS!!!!!!! KILL THE CANE TOADS!!!!!!
Always and forever
Sam walked swiftly down the busy street side stepping determined villagers and noblemen on their horses. She had to get away from the house; Jack's presence was almost too much to bear. The morning had started alright, she had forgotten most of yesterday due to her drinking escapades and was slightly shocked to find Jack sitting at the kitchen table but instead of running for the door as she had done before, she merely punched him in the nose, grabbed an apple and headed back up to her room, with Elizabeth yelling at her from the kitchen, and deciding she didn't want to have a face off so early in the morning she climbed down from her balcony to Jack's and then headed through the gardens towards the town. She was meeting some friends for lunch and was already late. She sighed in relief when she spotted the small tearoom known as "Daisy's". She approached the two women that were sitting outside enjoying the view of the ocean.
"Morning girly girls" She chirped as she threw herself into the vacant seat.
"Break the chair why don'tchya" Elanor shot back with a bright smile. Elanor had strawberry blonde hair and grey eyes. With skin like a porcelain doll and emerald eyes, she was a favourite among the noblemen, until they saw her crazy personality that usually scared the weaker ones off. She wore a flowing purple dress that Sam had designed for her, its main colour was purple but around the bottom it was black and slowly merged into the purple. It was off the shoulder and had silver lining around the top.
"Hows life?" Megan asked. Megan had unique hair as it was brown but had streaks of blonde (from the sun) all through it. She had deep blue eyes that resembled a pool of water and was tanned. She wore a deep emerald dress, also with Sam's touches, that flowed softly around her feet and had embroidered leaves around the waist, giving the impression of a tiny belt; it had a low neckline that showed off her collarbone. She was more of a favourite among the normal people as she didn't look like a doll, that so many of the women of Port Royal looked like, she too had a unique personality. This is what had drawn the three together; they had been good friends for a few years now and knew almost everything about each other.
"Shitty. Got a visitor last night" Sam said "Two actually"
"Who?" Elanor asked as she sipped her coffee.
"I thought you weren't allowed any more coffee?" Sam asked rasing an eyebrow and the Cheshire-cat-grin Elanor wore.
"What people don't know won't hurt 'em." She quipped.
"They got a new waitress" Megan answered sipping her own coffee.
"Oh in that case" Sam laughed and ordered her own coffee.
"Sooooooo who was it?" Megan asked.
"Who?" Sam asked, having forgotten the previous conversation.
"Who visited last night?" Megan asked again.
"Yeah, was it a monkey, elf, cheese, cactus, jabberwocky?" Elanor asked with the look of hyperactivity in her eye.
"No, though they probably would have been better. Well, there was some guy looking through my window, but he got away so we don't know who he was and then there was Jack" Sam said with a sigh.
"Jack was looking in you window?" Elanor asked her eye twitching slightly as the caffeine built up in her system.
"No, a creepy guy was" Sam said looking strangely at her as she sipped from her own cup.
"Is this the same Jack that I'm thinking of?" Megan asked moving her seat away from Elanor.
"Depends on which Jack your thinking of" Sam answered watching as Elanor's eyes darted around.
"The same goddamn Jack your thinking of" Megan said as Sam smiled.
"Now, now, no need for that, and yes it is that Jack. He's back for the wedding" Sam laughed as Elanor threw a bun at an unsuspecting child.
"And how do you feel about that?" she asked with genuine concern in her eyes.
"Fine doctor, what's with you?" Sam said poking her with a spoon.
"Nothing" Megan laughed "Just wanted to make sure you were alright with it"
"Yeah, I'm fine…I think" Sam said suddenly aware of her emotions.
"I think?" Megan raised an eyebrow at her.
"I don't know. I love Horatio and I'm happy and finally over Jack, but then he comes waltzing back in to my life…"
"You sure he knows how to waltz?" Elanor asked suddenly.
"Shh" Megan hissed.
"Shh" Elanor sneered light heartedly.
"…and now I get butterflies in my stomach every time I see him, I feel all dooshe around him and oh I don't know" Sam sighed as the girls grinned back at her.
"You're still in love, you're still in love, you're still in love, you're still in love, you're still in love, you're still in love and you know you like it" They chanted as Sam blushed.
"Shuddup, this is a serious problem" Sam said chucking a spoon at them.
"Yeah, so you should tell it to someone serious, not us!" Elanor laughed as she picked up her coffee "Race ya"
"No fair you drank most of yours" Megan protested as they all started to skull their drinks.
5minutes later
"…did you hear that?"
"What?"
Rustle
"THAT"
"No"
"Yes you did!"
"Shh"
The girls had moved on from the coffee shop and were now hidden in some bushes along the side of the road watching unsuspecting people go pass.
"What are we doing?" Megan asked.
"I did this while I was on the ship, trust me its fun. All you have to do is tackle people and then hide straight afterwards." Sam said peeping through the bushes.
"Sounds like fun" Elanor whispered as she watched a couple walked past.
"Just watch me" Sam said picking out her victim. A middle aged nobleman, presumably on his way to his job or a meeting, he was too distracted to even notice Sam giggle loudly. So out she sprung, tackling him around his feet and then leaping into the bushes on the other side of the road. He sat up looking upset and looked around for the perpetrator but upon finding no one around save from some laughing peasants he got up and after dusting himself off headed on his way. Laughter erupted from the roadside bushes as Sam ran across to join her friends. They continued this for about half the day, until Megan tackled a young man who managed to chase them all through the town. Luckily they managed to loose him at the stables.
"Let's go riding" Megan suggested. They all agreed and gathered their favourite mounts. Elanor's was a black gelding by the name of Danger star, Megan rode a white mare by the name of Suger and Sam rode Lóteë.
They cantered down the beach heading towards nowhere in particular when a gunshot sounded nearby startling the horses. Megan and Elanor were able to calm their horses down, but since Lóteë was very high strung he bolted, luckily Sam was 'smart' enough to read the signs and hung on for dear life. She could hear Megan and Elanor coming up behind her, she reached down the side of the horse reaching for the reins that were now dangling dangerously on the ground, if Lóteë stepped on them they would both be killed. She stretched harder when she felt them brush her fingertips as she looked ahead, the docks were coming up dangerously fast and she needed to get him under control NOW.
With a final stretch she grasped the left rein and pulled it hard, turning Lóteë to the left and unfortunately up onto the road, but now she was starting to regather control. Pulling Lóteë in a tight circle in the middle of the road, she managed to slow him down, she finally became aware of the crowd surrounding them, she shot Megan and Elanor a glance as they raced up the slope, they read her face and moved the crowd back. Lucky they did because Lóteë decided that now would be the best time to start rearing. As he lashed out with his front legs, Sam leaned forward and reached for the now swinging right rein, it was easier to gather than the left one had been and she pulled Lóteë into check, holding his mouth down to his chest. Soon he stopped and she was able to release him, she jumped down and turned to find not only Megan and Elanor but also Elizabeth, Will and Jack all heading towards her.
"Why me?" She asked the sky as the usual questions were thrown at her.
"Are ye alright? Are you hurt? Do you need to sit down? Was it fun?"
"No, No, No and yes" Sam answered with a laugh.
"How can you laugh? I told you that horse was dangerous!" Elizabeth said hugging her tightly.
"Oh shut up Liz, when did you become such a downer? I'm fine, as usual" Sam said patting her back.
"That remains to be seen" A voice behind her said, she spun around and came face to face with Norrington.
"NOZZA" Sam exclaimed upon seeing him "…and crew"
"We came to see if you were alright. It seems some of our newer recruits don't know how to properly clean a gun" Norrington said shooting a young officer a dirty look.
"Tis alright, no one's hurt" Sam smiled at the blushing officer.
"No, not everyone's alright" Elanor exclaimed.
"THE SAND" Megan yelled as both she ran down to the beach, reassuring the sand that it would be ok.
"Is that normal?" Jack asked watching the two patting the sand.
"For them…and possibly Sam" Will laughed as a voice rang through the crowd.
"SAM!"
"Ray?" Sam asked looking into the crowd as Horatio pushed his way through "RAY!"
"Oh my god, are you alright?" He asked taking her by the shoulders and looking her over.
"Yes I'm fine, I've handled worse." She said giving Jack a glance.
"I'm glad you're alright" He said pulling her into a tight hug. All that knew Jack looked at him for a reaction but they were only met with a cool gaze. "That looked like fun"
"It was" Sam laughed pulling away from Horatio and taking his hand. "You should try it sometime"
"OH SAND, IT WILL BE ALRIGHT, WASH AWAY YOUR WAVES" Elanor hollered causing Sam to laugh.
"I wasn't the casualty it seems." She looked around at the staring crowd "What? Don't you people have something to do?" With that the crowd, shaken out of their daze, turned and left chatting softly about what they had just witnessed.
"If you are indeed alright, Miss Turner, then we'll be off" Norrington said as he ordered the remaining officers back to wherever they had appeared from.
"Don't call me that, Jimmy, sounds strange" Sam said punching him in the arm.
"Indeed" He said with a sly smile as he walked away.
"You and that goddamn indeed, are you having an affair with this indeed?" She hollered after him, he just laughed and continued off down the road. Sam turned to Horatio and smiled "You stay here; I may need 'Something' to calm my nerves in soon" Horatio laughed in response and squeezed her hand.
Elanor and Megan had finally pulled themselves away from the sand and were standing next to Jack. Elanor caught Sam's gaze and dragged Megan and all their horses down the street.
"We've gotta meet up with Leo and Seth, we'll take Lóteë back for you, catch you later Sam. BYE ALL" Elanor hollered.
"No we don't" Megan protested turning back and seeing Sam's gaze "Oh…wait…yes.we.do" she said hurrying after Elanor.
Sam sighed and turned back to the group with a stretched smile. "They're fun" she laughed "Um what are you guys dong here?"
"You're outside the mansion" Will said pointing to the large house a few metres away. (I don't care about geography)
"Bullshit" Sam laughed in shock looking at the house. "Would ya look at that?"
"Mmmm" Will said, motioning with his eyes to Jack. Sam smiled.
"Oh yeah, Jack, Horatio, Horatio, Jack" Sam said and smiled, proud with her little introduction. A loud smack was heard as Will hit himself in his forehead.
"Every time you do that, you loose 10,000 brain cells" Horatio stated causing Sam to laugh.
"I wonder how many times he's been hit in the head." Sam joked as Horatio slipped his arms around Sam's waist.
"I gotta get back" He said in her ear as she turned around and faced him.
"Okey dokey lemon pokey" She chirped as she kissed him softly on the lips. Horatio started walking off still holding her hand but soon he had to let her go because, well, her arm ain't that long. She turned and caught Elizabeth's eyes.
"What? I didn't do anything" Sam protested.
"You say that every time and your nose grows longer and longer" Will said taking Elizabeth's arm.
"No it doesn't" Sam said trying to look at her nose, this cause Jack to chuckle, shocking them all.
"I've really missed ya luv, ye always made me laugh" Jack said chuckling and throwing an arm around her shoulder as they walked.
"Jack…" Sam started but her cut her off.
"No worries, ye moved on, I am fine with it" He said as Sam stopped and looked up at him, catching his honey brown eyes and feeling the flame inside her growing.
"Honest?" She asked.
"Honest!" He lied, lucky he was so good at lying; it would seem he would be doing a lot of it around here.
Sam gave him a small hug and squealed "Thankyou Jack" as they continued down the road towards the mansion.
"He seemed like a nice bloke" Jack remarked.
"Oh he is, you'd like him" Sam smiled up at the hunky sexy pirate bloody hell! Get of you!
"I'm sure I would"
"Why are you awake?"
"Dunno, those things didn't really work on me, did alright on the penguins though" Jack said pointing to the pile of sleeping elves.
"We've been through this, they are elves not penguins"
"Call 'em what ever you want, luv, I know penguins when I see 'em"
"Oh you do not"
"Do to, they wear those little suit things and walk like this" Jack does a penguin walk causing Aus to fall about in laughter.
"Do it again, do it again!"
"Not if ye laugh at me" Jack said blushing and pouting.
"I'll get you rum" Jack instantly starts doing the penguin walk.
"WAIT, WAIT" Runs off and comes back with a tuxedo. "Wear this"
"No"
"RUM" throws suit on and does the walk causing Aus to fall into a hysterical heap.
"You guys should see this!"
"This better be the bloody best rum I've ever had!"
