A Disclaimer- I STILL OWN NUTHIN…I mean sure I DO own EVERYTHING but apparently I can't tell anyone about it!! So…ah… cough I give credit to Disney for creating such wonderful and sexy and hot and charming and suave and…sorry got off track, where was I, oh yes…exciting characters. I own Sam though and random characters but if you wanna use them for something…a nice something then you may, just give me credit for it!!
THE FACTS ARE BACK!!!
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Yep, that's me!!
Previously on ANF – PARTY, P.A.R.T.Y cause I gotta!! Ahh the invention on the bachelor and Hen's night!!
Final Line of ANF – "Night, luv" Jack said as he watched her leave. He turned and looked out over the backyard, vowing to catch this guy and make him pay.
Ok so I don't know how wedding back in the day were so I'm making it up as I go so the bride and groom can only have one person standing with them up on the alter and the guys will be wearing suits and such. So if it is wrong, don't get all bent out of shape over it ok?!?
Random word for the day – bananorama – big mess
Always and Forever
Will opened his eyes slowly as the sun beat down on his face. He was wet around his bottom and he could smell fish. It was at this point that he realised he couldn't move and he wasn't dressed in his regular clothes…in fact he was wearing a dress with a sign around his neck saying. "I always knew I was a woman".
"Oh My GOD" He said as he looked around at the fishermen that were laughing at him. "Can you not laugh and help me please?" he asked them.
"We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you." One man said "Milady" he crooned as he untied Will from the dock.
"Thanks" He said as he ran, slowly, up the hill towards the mansion. He eventually made it after about a hundred cat calls and whistles. He leant heavily on the door and breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly the door opened and he fell into Jack and Horatio who were being pushed out the door.
"Go on, Find Will and…Oh Will…nice dress, matched your eyes" Sam said as Will cringed. The other two were muffling chuckles when Will shot them a dirty glance.
"Can I come in and change?" He asked Sam who shook her head.
"Nope, sorry, Elizabeth is about to get up and its bad luck to see the bride before the wedding" She said as she tried to close the door.
"Can you at least give me some clothes" He begged. Sam sighed and looked around and then finally threw a coat at him.
"Here, it matches your dress" She laughed and closed the door, locking it as she did so.
"Bloody hell" he hissed as he threw the coat around his shoulders. He turned and looked at the two smiling men next to him.
"I bet this was your idea!" He said to Jack as they walked down the path.
"Ye can't prove it" Jack said with a smile.
"C'mon you two, we've gotta get you ready for the wedding" Horatio said as he poked Will in the shoulder.
"How come you're in a good mood?" Will asked "Don't you have a headache or anything?"
"No, Sam gave me a special hangover treatment" he said with a sly grin. Will looked at him sideways and it went all quite.
"No not THAT kind of treatment. She gave me some concoction in a glass and it cleared my head very quickly" He said as the other two seemed to start breathing again.
"You two have dirty minds" Horatio laughed, his dirty blonde hair shining in the sun as they turned and headed towards Horatio's place.
"C'mon Lizzy get up, your wedding is today!!" Sam said poking Elizabeth softly in her closed eyelid.
"Gnarh" She said turning over but that didn't stop Sam as she started poking her in the neck.
"Get up get up get up Get up get up get up Get up get up get up Get up get up get up Get up get up get up Get up get up get up Get up get up get up Get up get up get up Get up get up get up Get up get up get up Get up get up get up Get up get up get up Get up get up get up Get up get up get up Get up get up get up Get up get up get up Get up get.." Sam chanted.
"ALRIGHT" Elizabeth hollered sitting up quickly. But swooned almost instantly and fell back down. "Ah my head" She said clutching her head in pain.
"Here drink this" Sam said handing her a foul smelling drink.
"Eww no" Elizabeth said pushing it away.
"No trust me it will help" She said pushing it to her lips until she took it and drank it.
"Ahh that is revolting" she said but blinking as her head started to clear and slowly started to stop throbbing. "But it worked"
"Ah my secret recipe" She said opening the curtains "C'mon you're the last one up and you're the one who has to have the most done"
"Oh goodness, the wedding…what happened last night?" Elizabeth asked.
"I don't know" Sam said as she left the room, Elizabeth hot on her heals.
"Yes you do!" she accused. "Oh my god" she said as she saw the mess they had created last night.
"Just ignore the bananorama" Sam said.
"WHAT happened last night, and don't lie to me I know you know!"
"Hey it's not my fault you can't hold your liquor." Sam said as she entered the dining room where Megan and Elanor were eating.
"Morning" they chirped.
"Morning" Elizabeth said before turning back to Sam. "What do you mean Liquor?"
"Look don't worry about it alright. Just eat because we have to get your make-up done and get you into your dress and it is already 12:00 and you wedding is on at 4.30 pm." Sam said as she pushed Elizabeth into her seat and put some food in front of her before leaving the room. Elizabeth looked at her food for a moment before looking up and looking at the other two across the table.
"I bet you two were part of it last night, weren't you?" She said narrowing her eyes at them. They exchanged glances and replied at the same time.
"No"
"Hmm sure you weren't" She said as she munched on her food, trying to ignore the giggling from the others.
"It is so good to be in normal clothes again" Will said as he shrugged into a dark brown coat. The men were all dressed and ready. Will in a black suit that the Governor had lent him, Horatio in his uniform because he was one of the guards at the doors and Jack was in a dark brown suit feeling very uncomfortable because he wasn't wearing his boots or regular clothes.
"I can't take this, can I wear me own pants?" Jack asked.
"No because they are too raggy" Will said adjusting his tie.
"What about me boots? Can I at least wear my boots?" Jack begged causing Will to sigh.
"No you have to wear shoes and stockings just like everyone else. Just be glad you don't have to cut your hair" Will said rasing an eyebrow at him. Jack narrowed his eyes at him.
"I'd kill ya" He said.
"I know that's why you only have to pull it back, ok?" Will said tugging on one of the pirates dreadlocks.
"Fine" Jack grumbled as he pulled his hair back. He actually looked half respectable like that.
"Gentlemen I propose a toast" Horatio said coming in with three glasses of wine and handing them their glasses. "To Will and Elizabeth, may they live on in truly happy bliss"
"Cheers" they said as they downed their drinks; now all they had to do was to sit down to wait for the time to leave.
"ELIZABETH Stop wearing out that mirror! Your makeup is fine, your dress is fine everything is fine" Sam said as she got into her light lavender dress. Her dress was quite tame compared to what she would usually wear. It was full length with a slit up one side that reached her thigh with spaghetti straps and was low cut at the back with straps that criss-crossed down her back, these also held her corset together, and she wore her mother's necklace around her neck, the opal sitting firmly on her chest.
Elizabeth's dress was pure white with a slight sparkle to it, it was a full skirt, just how Elizabeth liked it, and was also low cut with straps at the back but she didn't wear a corset due to her distaste of them. It had a halter neck that helped highlight her face and she wore peal earrings.
Both of them had curled hair but Elizabeth's was lightly curled giving it the bouncy look where as Sam's was full of ringlets and she also wore them of top of her head in a bun with a few dangling down where as Elizabeth's was out and framed her face.
"Where did Megan and Elanor disappear to?" Elizabeth asked as they made their way to the door.
"They are going to met us there. C'mon the carriage is here" Sam said handing Elizabeth her bouquet of white and pink roses with lavender stalks. Sam had the same bouquet except it didn't have any roses just lavender stalks and pink tulips.
"Nervous?" Sam asked as they headed towards the church.
"Not until you said it" Elizabeth said looking out the window as the carriage passed the docks.
"Never seen that ship before" Sam said as the passed the new ship that was docked at the entrance of the bay. Elizabeth let out a shaky breath as the church came into view.
"Hey it's alright" Sam said patting her knee. "It's just Will"
"Easy for you to say" Elizabeth said as she spotted her father. "Oh god, you get out first"
"I was planning to; anyway it's just your father." Sam said as the carriage pulled to a stop and the coachmen opened the door.
"Thankyou" Sam said as he offered a hand to her. "Hello Governor Swann"
"Sam" He said clearly preoccupied with Elizabeth getting out. "Elizabeth, you look wonderful"
"Thankyou" she said shyly brushing some hair behind her ear and smiling.
"Shall we?" Gov. Swann asked offering his arm to Elizabeth who took a deep, shaky breath and nodded.
They walked towards the church doors that opened to reveal Horatio and another guard at the inner doors. Horatio's jaw dropped and he smiled wildly at Sam who returned it. They didn't open the doors straight away as they had to wait for the musical announcement.
"Miss Swann you look beautiful" Horatio said.
"Thankyou Horatio" Elizabeth said with a smile as he turned to Sam.
"And you look ravishing" He as Sam came up and gave him a kiss but pulled back.
"Uh ah you don't want to ruin my makeup do you?" Sam said giving him a cheeky look.
"Well that depends…" Horatio started but finished it off by whispering in her ear, and what ever he said made Sam smile wildly.
"Maybe later" She said with a cheeky grin.
"Ahem" Governor Swann said.
"Sorry" Sam and Horatio said with equally cheeky smiles. Just then the music started.
"Will…breathe man" Jack said as Will took a deep breath. The room was full to capacity, Norrington and other important people in the front rows along with Megan and Elanor and their boyfriends, and the rest were people Will wasn't even sure he knew.
"I don't know half these people" Will said turning back to the priest who was looking through his book which I assume is the bible because I really don't know because I haven't been married.
"Welcome to my world" Jack said giving Will a comforting smile just as the music started.
"Oh god" Will said as Jack hissed "breathe" in his ear as the doors flew open. Jack's jaw dropped upon seeing Sam, he had never seen her look so beautiful. She seemed to glide towards him, she caught his eyes and gave him a smile, he filled with an over powering feeling of longing, but he had to remind himself of Horatio. Will had a similar shock upon seeing his sister looking so beautiful, it was very different to any other time he had seen her. She gave him a comforting smile and indicated with her eyes to look past her and that's when time stopped.
Elizabeth was standing at the doors looking at Will, to Will she looked like an angel, and he felt his knees go weak. She smiled lovingly at him and moved agonisingly slowly towards him. He took in her beauty with every step. Her hair glistened as she glided towards him, their eyes never leaving each other. He smiled at her and moved towards her as they got closer.
"Take good care of her Will" Governor Swann said as he handed over Elizabeth's arm.
"Hi" she whispered.
"Hi" he whispered back as they moved towards the priest.
"Dearly beloved we are gathered here this day to join…" the priest said as he read out of his little book.
Sam smiled at the couple and then caught Jack's eye and gave him a bright smile which he returned, but there was more emotion behind his smile than she thought. She watched her brother and her best friend exchange vows and looked lovely into each other's eyes. Sam had never seen so much love in someone's eyes before; she hoped that one day she would be as happy. Then she heard the priest's words.
"…not be married, let them speak now or forever hold you peace" The room was silent as Sam turned to the crowd and gave them a look as if daring them to speak because she would have tackled that person then and there. No one did.
"I now pronounce you Man and Wife, you may kissed the bride"
Will looked deep into Elizabeth's eyes and smiled. She returned the smile and lent into Will as their lips met. Their eyes closed and they couldn't hear the cheer from the crowd as they were in their own little world. When they finally did break apart, Elizabeth laughed happily and hugged Will, who did the same. He looked over Elizabeth's shoulder and saw Sam watching with a happy smile of her own, and a few tears running down her cheeks. He gave her a warm smile as Elizabeth and Will turned and walked down the isle, everyone throwing rice around them as they made their way out the door and into the carriage.
Sam and Jack followed them and stood with the crowd as they waved them off. The carriage was going to circle the town twice to give the newlyweds some time alone before they make their way to the reception area.
Everyone was walking around, eating, talking, dancing and basically killing time until the newlyweds arrived. Soft music was playing in the background when they entered.
"AAAAAHHHHHH" Sam screamed as she ran and hugged her new sister and brother. "OH MY GOD I can't believe it has really happened!!" They others laughed as she stood back and looked at them.
"I know we cannot believe it either" Will said giving Sam a hug.
"Oh my little brother has grown up" she said in a fake sad voice as Elizabeth pulled her into a hug.
"Don't make fun of my husband" she hissed good heartedly causing Sam to squeal in her ear. "Ow"
"C'mon you get off them" Norrington said pulling Sam back and handing her to Horatio.
"Congratulations Mr and Mrs Turner" Norrington said causing Sam to squeal again.
"Thankyou Commodore" they said.
"MY DEARS" A loud voice yelled from across the room. It seemed that Jack and Gov. Swann were getting on quite well and having a few drinks together and now Gov. Swann was completely drunk, and loving it.
"Father?" Elizabeth laughed as she gave him a hug.
"SON" He hollered pulling Will into a tight bear hug.
"Err Hello…father?" He said uncomfortably.
"Ah he's not eunuch anymore thanks to ye Elizabeth" Jack said strolling up to the couple and giving them each a hug.
"Thankyou Jack" They said. The congratulations continued for another half an hour until everyone was told to sit because Dinner was about to arrive. And after this Elizabeth was to spring her surprise on Will.
Dinner was eventful thanks to the Governor passing out into his food and then waking up and claiming that Norrington had chucked food at him. This resulted in Gov. Swann chucking food at Norrington; it took Sam promising the Gov. He could sing later on tonight to stop him.
"Damn you, broccoli." Gov. Swann said looking down at his remaining food.
"SPEECH" Horatio hollered causing the same cry to go up across the room. Everyone looked at Jack and Sam.
"After you luv" Jack said as Sam stood.
"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen. As you know we are here to celebrate the union of the Turner and Swann households. Having known both for a very, VERY long time I would love to share my deepest sympathises to you dear Elizabeth because now YOU have to deal with young William instead of me. I remember a few years ago when my brother was trying to win the heart of dear Lizzy, Now my brother, the sweetheart he is, is not that smart. As my dear partner in crime will help to prove later on…" She said indicating to Jack "…anyway, Will didn't quiet know of my friendship with Elizabeth until later on in our years and was forever telling me about this 'Wondrous girl' he had seen many times through his walks though the town, he didn't quiet put two-and-two together that this 'Wondrous girl' was in fact the same girl who had saved him earlier in his travels to Port Royal. Now I have actually forgotten the point to this little story so I think I will take my seat and let Jack speak, and if I do remember anything important, be sure to know that I will announce it at some point in time. Thankyou" Sam said taking a sweeping bow and taking her seat as the applause died down.
Jack stood up, swaying slightly as he did so.
"FRIENDS" he hollered "Now I may not have known this couple as long as some of you might have but I have seen enough of them to prove their love pure and true. Our journey a few years ago now, as some of ye may remember, was full of danger and excitement and none of this swayed dear William's heart as he fought bravely to save Elizabeth. Not even the temptations of Tortuga could sway his mind. Now any man who can get out of Tortuga untouched has proved his love in my eyes. Although there was this one lady that did get …" Jack saw the shocked look on many people's faces and especially on Elizabeth's who turned and looked at Will who was giving Jack a glare that may have killed him on spot. "…Oh wasn't I meant to say anything…my bad………Only joking, Will never wavered for a moment. Eye on the ball as some of ye might say. Anyway I can see that I am already in trouble for cracking a slight joke so I'll let ye be. CONGRATULATIONS WILL AND ELIZABETH may your love last always and forever" Jack said tipping back his rum as everyone else followed suit, everyone save Sam who was still dwelling on Jack's final words.
"I LOVE YOU" She yelled as Will carried her up the stairs, Jack had his head up against the bars, watching them ascend the stairs.
"You too my luv, always and forever"
Sam shook her head and tried to get the though out of her mind.
"Are you alright?" Horatio asked.
Sam nodded. "Yeah I just remembered something" she said quickly as she stood up and walked over to Elizabeth.
"Elizabeth?" Sam said trying to get her attention. Elizabeth responded and followed her to the stage. "Are you ready?" She whispered along the way. Elizabeth nodded in return. Everyone in the room watched with curious eyes as the two girls made their way to the front.
"Ladies and Gentlemen," Sam said capturing the audiences attention "Tonight is a very special night because young Elizabeth here has a surprise that she wants to share. Over the last few weeks I have been teaching her a very special skill and tonight you will 'see' it in action as she presents this gift to her new husband."
"YEAH" Horatio yelled from the back of the room, causing the room to chuckle.
"No not THAT kind of talent, take it away, mate" Sam said letting Elizabeth come forward.
"Remember eyes on Will" Sam whispered as she got the musicians into gear.
Elizabeth took a deep breath and locked eyes with Will, suddenly it was like there was no body else in the room. That is when she let her heart speak.
"Watchin' every motion
In this foolish lovers game
On this endless ocean
Finally lovers know no shame
Turnin' and returnin'
To some secret place inside
Watchin' in slow motion
As you turn around and say
My love"
Elizabeth closed her eyes as she belted out the chorus. She was also helped by Sam who was standing back and doing back up vocals.
"Take my breath away
Take my breath away
Watchin' I keep waiting
Still anticipatin' love
Never hesitatin'
To become the fated ones
Turnin' and returnin'
To some secret place inside
Watchin' in slow motion
As you turn around and say
My love
Take my breath away
Take my breath away"
Elizabeth opened her eyes and met Will's smiling face as she continued to sing. Sam made eyes at Horatio and then made the mistake of looking at Jack. The two met eyes and she felt a flutter run through her body and she tore her eyes away. No one save Jack saw it.
"Through the hourglass I saw you
In time you slipped away
When the mirror crashed I called you
And turned to hear you say
If only for today
I am unafraid
Take my breath away
You take my breath away
You take my breath
You take my breath
You take my breath
Away
You take my breath away"
The room erupted into cheering as Will rushed forward and swept her off her feet, enveloping her in a deep and passionate kiss. Sam walked by and whispered.
"Save it for the honeymoon" this cause the couple to laugh as they made their way back to the table. The music started up again, Horatio took Sam's hand and danced across the floor with her. A few minutes later Norrington got up.
"I do believe it is time for the Bride and Groom to have their first dance" he announced. The room went quiet and Will and Elizabeth moved across the floor and started to waltz, their movements slow and loving as they swept over the floor. Soon the music changed, which was the indication for other couples to join them.
"I think it's customary for the best man and the maid o' honour to dance" Jack whispered huskily into Sam's ear as he walked up behind her.
"So it is Captain Sparrow" She said with a mischievous smile. They headed towards the dance floor and danced lively across it, spinning around other couples as they danced slower. Sam's laughter filled there air as Jack spun her around and then dipped her low, there bodies pressed very close. It was all Jack could do to just keep smiling and spin her away from him, knowing that the ever watchful eyes of Horatio were boring into his back. He longed to kiss her smiling lips but refrained himself knowing that it was wrong, even for a pirate. If only he knew that Sam was feeling the same way. Soon the song ended and they made their way back to the table, where once again she was asked to dance by one of her older friends. She accepted and danced off onto the dance floor again.
"Truly never runs out of energy that one" Jack said more to himself than anyone else.
"So it would seem" Norrington said from behind him. "Need I remind you that she is involved?"
"Aye, I know that" Jack said tipping his head back and looking at him "Twas fun that's all"
"Indeed" he said regarding Jack with a suspicious glare as Sam came waltzing back over.
"Wow, never dance so much in my life" Sam said as she threw herself between Jack and Horatio, leaning heavily on Horatio's chest as she did so. "Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear." Sam said as Gillette and a few other gentlemen made their way over.
"Miss Turner, would you please grace me with a dance?" One young man asked.
"Sorry gentlemen and Gillette. It seems I am too weary to dance again." She said as the men sighed in disappointment then she turned to Gillette "And you, I just don't like you" She laughed as she watched his face turn red as he stormed off, this cause both Jack and Horatio to also join in her laughter.
Soon after Will and Elizabeth started to open their presents, laughter and approval read on everyone's faces as they went though the gifts. There was a lot of tableware and sheets and luckily nothing like what Sam and Horatio had got them. They got to the final two which just happened to be Jack's and Sam and Horatio's. They opened Jack's first to find a black pearl necklace and matching male ring.
"Oh Jack, they are beautiful" Elizabeth exclaimed as she put the pearls around her neck, they were in direct contrast with her white wedding dress and Will slipped the ring onto his finger, it fit perfectly.
"Found 'em on our little adventure and was just waiting for the right time to give 'em to ye" Jack drawled.
"Thankyou Jack" Will said Giving him a strong handshake.
"Now ours" Sam said handing them a basket.
They removed the outer layers of the basket and looked inside to find a small black and white kitten asleep on the furs inside.
"Isn't she cute" Sam said as Elizabeth lifted the purring bundle out softly. Most of the women in the crowd 'Awed' at the site of it.
"I figured you could call her Sam…either that or call your fist born Sam" She joked causing a chuckle to ripple though the crowd.
"She's gorgeous" Will said as he gave Sam a hug. "Thankyou"
Elizabeth placed the sleeping bundle back inside the basket and covered her up.
"Thankyou…for everything" Elizabeth whispered as she hugged Sam.
"No problem" She said standing up "Alright people the night is still young, let's DANCE" Sam said as she grabbed Will's hand and Dragged him onto the dance floor. Laughing, Elizabeth and Jack followed. Soon many of the guests left and there was only a small crowd left. Sam moved off to the balcony to get some air. She walked down the path a little and saw a figure.
"Louis?" She asked as the figure spun around.
"Oh…hello" Louis replied looking back out at the ocean.
"Is there anything wrong?" She asked standing next to him.
"No…well…yes you see I wish to be with my love, but I don't see how that could happen" he said sparing a sideways glance.
"Oh and who is she?" Sam asked.
"The sea" (AH HAH how many though he was going to say her???)
"Oh, I know someone like that" She said "I also like the sea, but that is not who I meant"
"You mean the pirate fellow in there" he said starting to move off down the path.
"Yes, he isn't meant too be landlocked, he needs the open oceans and the sea breeze." She said following him.
"You two were once a couple, were you not?" he asked.
"Yes, we were and then something happened. We aren't anymore" she said reluctantly.
"But you have had many offers, especially from the Lieutenant, correct? Why did you choose Sparrow over a respectable man like that?" he asked as they unknowingly moved closer to the docks.
"Well you see Jack is tall, dark and handsome, and Gillette is third world ugly." Sam laughed. "Oh we have moved quite far haven't we? Better get back" She said patting him on the shoulder.
"Yes …back" he said with a far away look in his eyes.
"Are you alright?" Sam asked looking him in the face.
"I will be"
And that was the last thing she heard before the world went black.
Ok how many thought it was him??? Honestly!!!
"Ok, here's the deal, I give you wine, rum and ale IF you all dress up in …hmm…fireman outfits"
Elves and men debate among them selves.
"I don't know how much I want that wine" Elladan whispered
"What's a fireman?" Aragorn asked.
"I'll do anything for Rum" Guess who said this
"Remember she is evil" Legolas said looking over his shoulder
"Hmm let's do it what harm could it do?" Elrohir said.
"What's a fireman?" Aragorn asked again.
"Times a wasting boys!"
"Alright we have come to the agreement that we will do as you ask" Elladan announced as the others nodded.
"Excellent" Passes out uniforms and turns, reluctantly, around hehehe there is a mirror!!
"Now, why are we dressing up like this?" Legolas asked as he took his tunic off. GNARH
"Umm…err…we are going out to a nice abs…I mean dress up party and I can't leave you guys alone"
"Oh and what are you going as?" Aragorn asked putting the boots on.
"Me? I am going as a fire"
"How?" Elrohir asked
"Easy, dress in red and…"
"And set your self alight?" Legolas said hopefully.
"You know leggy, you're kinda morbid for an elf"
"Only to you" He said
"Oh I feel special C'mon lets go!"
