A Disclaimer- I STILL OWN NUTHIN…I mean sure I DO own EVERYTHING but apparently I can't tell anyone about it! So…ah… (cough) I give credit to Disney for creating such wonderful and sexy and hot and charming and suave and…sorry got off track, where was I, oh yes…exciting characters. I own Sam though and random characters but if you wanna use them for something…a nice something then you may, just give me credit for it!


THE FACTS ARE BACK!

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.


Previously on ANF – Back at sea AGAIN though this time the company has defiantly gotten worse….oh jingle jangle goes my keyboard whatever could that be? Hehehe it was the t key see ttttttttttt!


Final Line of ANF – but Sam wasn't listening anymore; she had slipped into a dreamless sleep. All she knew was as long as he held her captive it was her duty to make his life a living hell, and she knew many…MANY ways to do that.

DEAR SWEET REVIEWERS


I'M SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!


Random word for the day – fandicious – fabulous and delicious


Always and Forever


"What do you mean she is missing?"

"It means she is no longer in this vicinity, missing presumed kidnapped by her sandy skulled stalker"

Commodore Norrington stared down at the girls with an unamused expression. Megan and Elanor had found him at the food table and tried to tell him that Sam was missing, but he wasn't buying into it.

"Is this like the last time she went missing?" he said with a sigh as he crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow at the two girls who were munching on a sandwich.

"Oh no, she wasn't missing last time…she just misplaced herself!" Elanor argued.

"In my office?"

"That's right; she was ACTUALLY looking for you!" Megan protested, spitting crumbs out in the process.

"She was dying my wigs purple"

"Hehehe yeah" the girls said in unison as Horatio jogged up to them.

"Sir" he said in a tense tone as he saluted Norrington.

"Yes?" Norrington said turning and facing the grimed face of Horatio. Norrington's eyes brows shot up as he listened to the young soldier's report. Apparently the strange boat they had seen in the harbour that afternoon was missing and a ship was seen sailing out of the harbour about an hour of two ago. Norrington moved over to where Gillette was standing, watching the preceding of the reception.

"Commodore" Gillette said saluting as the commodore stood in front of him.

"Gillette I want you to assemble a few teams and search Port Royal for Miss Turner"

"What? Why sir?" He asked with genuine concern.

"She seems to be missing, please hurry as we think she MAY have been kidnapped, but knowing Miss Turner, she may just be playing another one of her tricks." Norrington said lightly but his eyes said otherwise.

"Of course sir" Gillette said as he ran off. Norrington sighed as he looked around at the remaining couples. He saw a very worried Jack pacing near the entry way, obviously thinking of what might have happened. Norrington sighed again as he watched the bride and groom try to calm the pirate down; this was obviously not working as Jack threw his arms up in the air in a flurry of movements.


"I know you're worried Jack but you cant be sure, I mean she seemed to develop a habit of disappearing after you left you know, she's changed somewhere inside her something has changed and we've had people follow her before when she's disappeared but she always looses them. She's not the innocent you knew her as before Jack, most definitely not" Will said as he watched Jack pace in front of him.

"She was never an innocent you know that, she knew a lot more then she let on she did" Elizabeth said from a nearby chair.

"Truer words were never spoken love" Jack said as he sighed and looked out to the ocean.

"They'll find her Jack" Will said placing his hand on the pirate's arm. "I know you're worried, so am I I'm terrified, but I know she'll be alright"

Jack turned around and stared at Will, sadness, angry and fear all lay within the pirate's deep honey brown eyes.

"I know she's on the sea, I can feel it Will. The sea speaks to me and its telling…no SCREAMING at me to get out there and go after her!" Jack said as he turned and looked at the dark waters.

"The sea…" Will started but stopped as Jack let out a hoarse laugh.

"Don't think of me as a stupid pirate William, every sailor can read the ocean, but how many can say they can speak to it, hmm? I've spent too many years out on her to not have a connection with her. You can feel it too cant you Will, Bill could I know you can feel it, deep, deep down in your bones its telling you exactly what I hear." Jack said not bothering to turn and look at Will who was shivering at the thought of the pirate actually being that deep. "I will be at the pier at midnight, I had already sent word to my crew the day I arrived to come tonight, I knew if I dallied any longer the commodore would have me in the noose before I could sing 'Yo-ho'. Now it seems to have come at a better use. Goodbye and congratulations. I will return with her, I promise you that!" he said as he walked down the pathway.

Will watched him walk a little ways before running after him and stopping him. He looked deep into Jacks eyes and saw sheer determination in them; nothing would stop him until he got to her, possibly not even death.

"No Jack…WE will bring her back" Will said as Elizabeth joined them. A sly smile crossed his face.

"Just like old times then ey?" he said with a laugh that didn't reach his eyes.

"C'mon, we'll get supplies from our place." Elizabeth said as they started walking down the darkened path.

SUDDENLY from the buses around them out jumped two dark figures.

"WE BRING FANDELICIOUS SANDWICHES!" Elanor and Megan yelled causing Jack to smile and Elizabeth to grab her heart.

"What are you two doing?" Will asked with a small smirk.

"Walking dogs?" Megan answered.

"Eating cheese?" Elanor also said.

"Breathing?"

"Growing?"

"Scratching my nose?"

"Scratching her nose?"

"ALRIGHT, we get the point girls" Elizabeth said. "Excuse us, we must attend to something. Farewell"

"Wait…" Jack said looking at the two girls who stood smiling in front of them. "Would ye two like to go on a trip?"

"NO JACK" both Elizabeth and Will said but Jack just waved them off.

"YES" the girls said simultaneously.

"I really do think…" Elizabeth started but again was interrupted by Jack.

"Can ye fight?"

"I can scratch and pull hair" Megan said proudly and Elanor shrugged.

"I can swing a mean cat"

"BRILLIANT, you can come along; it'll be good to have some comic relief on board. Besides if I was stuck with ye two up tick stuck up nobs I might just…"

"JACK!"

"What? I'm just being honest" He said with a shrug as they moved off with the two girls doing army rolls in the bushes around them, acting like soldiers.

"You're a pirate" Will said

"Oh right, I forgot, I thought I was a duck"


OMG SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY PEOPLE! Life has been HECTIC! I'm just glad I got this done, n I feel really bad but hey least its updated right (crickets) OK I'M SORRY But like I said RREEAALLYYY BUSY!

Umm yeah err I seem to have lose my muses…but that's ok…I now where one is at least!

I'll update again….umm like before the end of the year for sure.lol.

Anywas HAPPY EASTER!

sorry it was short! but better den nothing!