Author's Note: Please no not ask me what I was thinking when I wrote this. Normal next is sung by Atrus and italics are sung by Gehn.

If you do not know, Manesmo was an owner of the Age of Teledahn (who began the slave trade). I only mentioned him because that was the only name that fit.

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D'ni Rhapsody

Is this an ahrotahn

Or is this a D'ni?

Born in a desert

To escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

You disgusting tyrant! Please, stay away from me!

Because I'm easy come, easy go

A little high, little low

Listen my son, why don't you give that Book to me, to me...

(Music interlude- featuring Katran/Catherine on piano)

Papa just destroyed a link

Threw the Book in fireplace

The whole thing went up in flames

Papa, my trust has just begun

But now you've gone and thrown it all away

Papa, ooo

Didn't mean to make you cry

I'm not coming back to you this time tomorrow

Go on! Go on and play, with your so-called "creations"

(Music Interlude)

Too late, your time has come

Imprisoned in this domain

Until you're old and grey

Goodbye everybody- I've got to go

Gotta fall into the starry pit and face the truth

Papa, ooo

I don't want to be your slave!

I sometimes with I'd never met you at all

(After brief guitar interlude, piano music becomes more quick and fun-sounding)

I see a little fissure full of stars

Catherine you, Catherine you didn't write this, did you?

A pool of stars in the earth. Very, very weird. Eek!

Oh Manesmo

Oh Manesmo

Oh Manesmo

Oh Manesmo

Oh Manesmo, and Bahro

Magnifico!

You're just a foolish boy, from a desert country

I'm just a clever boy, learned in D'ni

Sparing myself from you monstrosity!

Easy come, easy go - will you let me go?

Kerath, no! I will not let you go!

Let me go!

Kerath, no! I will not let you go!

Let me go!

Kerath, no! I will not let you go!

Will not let you go

Let me go!

Will not let you go

Let me go-o-o

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Oh, Ti'ana, oh, Ti'ana

Oh, Ti'ana, let me go!

Foolish child! Give that Linking Book to me.

To me! TO MEEE!

(Music gets more intense. Featuring Cho on air guitar)

So you think you can destroy the morals I live by?

So you think you marry my lover and leave me to die?

Oooh, baby!

Just gonna link out!

Just gonna leave you trapped here.

(Music becomes slow again)

You crazy old fool

Why don't you see?

Nothing really matters

To me...