I do not own any of these nintendo, sony or sega characters.

Fireworks Blast>

Dr. Mario: Hello everybody, welcome to the MWE (Mario Wrestling Entertainment).

Toad: Hi, my name is Toad.

Dr. Mario: Every week there will be two announcers.

Toad: This week it's me and Dr. Mario.

DM: Here comes the owner, GM, and creator of MWE, Dfrank.

Dfrank grabs the microphone>

Dfrank: Hello everybody, welcome to the MWE. Tonight, there will be a match to decide the MWE champion. It will be a fata…

Mario interrupts>

Dfrank: I don't like like being interrupted.

Mario: Mamamia, will you shut the hell up before I woop your a right here in Peach's castle!

Dfrank: Well I don't sugg…

DK interrupts>

Dfrank: What the hell do you wan…

Sonic interrupts>

Dfrank: Well since I can't seem to talk you will all be involved in a triple threat hardcore match next week right here on MWE. But it's still going to be one hell of a night right fans!

DM: Well Dfrank's right that it's gonna be a hell of a night. Next there's going to be tag team action between Crash Bandicoot and Kirby against Link and Zelda for the tag championships.

Toad: And that's next. Hey DM how come you always talk bi?

DM: Calm down.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Toad: We're back!

DM: The bell rings and this match will begin with Crash and Link.

Toad: Wow, look at that body slam by Crash.

DM: That was Link you dumbass.

Toad: Hey!

DM: What's this.

Toad: He's getting a steel chair you blind ass hole.

DM: I know that!

Toad: Wow that had to hurt. Crash just hit Link with the chair.

DM: Now Crash hits Zelda.

The bell rings and Dfrank comes in>

Dfrank: Why did you that?

Crash: Because I felt like it.

Dfrank: I don't give a damn if you felt like it, I'm givin these tag belts to Link and Zelda. Now all of you get out of here. They all leave Now, since there won' be a championship match, there will be a TLC triple threat tag match between Mario and Luigi, Sonic and Tails, and DK and Diddy Kong. But before that, the Middleweight title will be on the line between, Knuckles, and none other than the one, the only, dinousor of delight, Yoshi. Oh yeah, and the middleweight championhip match will be a street fight.

Toad: Wow did you hear that! A street fight for the Middleweight championship!

DM: Yes I did but what about the main event we have tonight!

Toad: Go Yoshi!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Yoshi comes in>

Yoshi: Do I hearaDOD (Dinousor of Delight).

Knuckles comes running in to the ring and starts on Yoshi

DM: Well Knuckles comes in and starts in on Yoshi.

Toad: If Yoshi can do the DOD on Knuckles it's all over.(DOD is like an RKO)

DM: That's right but oh look at this, Knuckles is spinning Yoshi around and wow he throws him out of the ring.

Toad: He calls that the Knuckle Slam.

Baby Yoshi from Paper Mario 2 comes in>

DM: Who's this?

Toad: You need glasses because if you cant see that then I wouldn't want you to be my doctor because you might think the spots on my head are chicken pocks.

DM: Oh shut up!

Toad: Baby Yoshi is beeting on Knuckles like there's no tommorow.

DM: No tommorow! I'm too young to die!

Tails comes in>

Toad: What! Tails already has a match tonight!

DM: He doesn't care he's beating the hell out of baby Yoshi.

Toad: Yoshi is still knocked out.

DM: Tails flying in the air with Baby Yoshi.

Toad: That has to be 50 feet high!

DM: Whew he's doing something.

Toad: It looks like an F-U in the air!

DM: Baby Yoshi is knocked out for good!

Toad: Looks like Tails is gone and Knuckles with the cover in Yoshi.

One…Two…Thr…

DM: Just kicked out!

Toad: Yoshi is up now and, he's got something.

DM: WOW BRASS KNUCKLES RIGHT ON KNUCKLES!!!!!

Toad: Yoshi is setting up for the DOD.

DM: HE HITS IT WOW!

Toad: The cover!

One…Two…Three

DM: He did it Toad!

Crowd: D…O…D

Yoshi: I'm the man!

DM: Still to come TLC Triple Threat match between Mario & Luigi, Sonic & Tails, and DK & Diddy Kong.

Toad: That's next!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

The bell rings>

DM: The match begins Mario and Luigi double team Sonic and DK and Diddy Kong double team Tails.

Toad: The rules of this match are simple…

DM: Yes they are.

Toad: Would you shut the f up so I can say them.

DM: Sorry.

Toad: OK, now as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted. The rules are that the only way to win is to climb up the ladder and grab the boxing gloves.

DM: Look, Sonic has a chair, Mario has his back turned BAM! BAM on Luigi! BAM on Diddy.

Toad: DK has his back turned and Sonic is spinning in place and BAM a Sonic Spear.

DM: Tail climbs the ladder and grabs the gloves and Sonic and Tails have won the match.

Toad: I can't believe it!

Dfrank comes in>

Dfrank: Well congragulations Sonic and Tails. Next, as I promised, there will be a MWE title match but it will not be a triple threat match. We will have a certain cell. And you six will all be in a…6-MAN-HELL-IN-A-CELL! Have a nice day.

Toad: Wow a six man hell in a cell!

DM: That's gonna be amazing!

Toad: Bye-Bye!

I hope everyone enjoyed it, please review. There will be a show next week. Bye.