(Fireworks Blast)

Knuckles: Hello everybody, welcome to the MWE.

Waluigi: Last week, Dfrank promised that Diddy Kong would get his shot to be in the Elimination Chamber at MWE Gone Wild, and he will tonight, against my stupid brother Wario.

(Wario, then Diddy Kong come out)

Knuckles: Wario and Diddy back and forth with lefts and rights.

Waluigi: I'd just like to tell everybody that Waluigi is the best in the world and Wario's the worst.

Knuckles: Perhaps Wario going for the Wario Bomb. No, Tails instead DDTs.

Waluigi: And Tails hit's the F-Hi.

One…Two…Three

Knuckles: Tails wins.

Waluigi: Hey Wario, you suck.

(Wario gives him the finger, Waluigi comes over there and they beat the hell out of each other and refs break the fight up)

Waluigi: You still suck.

Knuckles: Calm down now.

(Crash Bandicoot comes in)

Crash: I would just like Bowser to know that this Sunday at Gone Wild, I'm gonna whoop your ass. Oh yeah, can't touch this.

(Bowser comes out and low blows Crash)

Bowser: Can't touch this my ass.

Waluigi: Well, next we have Peach vs. Dr. Mario.

(Peach comes out)

(Dr. Mario comes out)

Waluigi: Peach is throwing left and rights at the doctor.

Knuckles: This Sunday, Peach and Goomba will take on Dr. Mario and Toad.

Waluigi: Look at Peach slap Dr. Mario. What does she think she is, a girl?

Knuckles: Dumass.

Waluigi: What, what is it, oh it's the sugar from my taco got on my shirt.

Knuckles: You put sugar on your taco?

Waluigi: Ya! You got a problem with that?

Knuckles: Just forget it.

Waluigi: Peach hits a DDT.

Knuckles: Oh no! Peach is going for the Kiss of Death! She hits it. I'll tell ya, the Kiss of Death is painful, it looks like she's gonna kiss ya but she bites ya.

One…Two…Three

Waluigi: And Peach picks up the victory heading into gone wild.

(They leave, Dfrank comes to the ring)

Dfrank: Hello every one! Is everybody having a great time?

Crowd: Ya, get on with it.

Dfrank: OK OK. This week at gone wild, Ganandorf will take on…

(A video comes on and Ganandorf is pissing in a cup)

Doctor: You take steroids you cheater, you can't wrestle.

(He starts crying)

Ganandorf: But mommy told me I could.

Doctor: Tell it to the judge, moron.

Dfrank: Ok then, forget that. Anyway, in the elimination chamber someone's got to comein last. To decide that, we will have an elimination tag match tonight. Oh yeah, that match is now.

(They all come out)

Waluigi: Mario and Diddy Kong will start it off. Mario, he hits the Mariogree right away.

One…Two…Three

Knuckles: DK in, and Mariogree.

One…Two…Three

Waluigi: Now Bobbery in and yet another Mariogree.

One…Two…Three

Knuckles: Now Tails gets Mariogreed. Mario continuing this brutal assault on everyone.

One…Two…Three

Waluigi: Uh oh, Luigi's in. Luigi goes for the clothesline but misses, and oh Mariogree on him too.

One…Two…Three

Knuckles: Oh my god Mario has the advantage in the Elimination Chamber! See you this Sunday at MWE Gone Wild, good night!