Chapter 9
A couple of months later, and Randy was still trying to get Linda to notice him...but he was having a hell of a time. He couldn't figure out what was wrong with him...or shit maybe it was her...he was a good looking guy...there should be no reason why she wasn't trying to get in his bed like every other ring rat in the country.
Now that definitely sounded cocky, but how was he supposed to sound...the one woman he wanted in his bed wouldn't give him the time of day...He was fuckin lucky if she looked his way in the 2 hours Raw was being taped. Hell even when she was in the ring, she was all business.
Randy still couldn't figure her out to save his life...There was something about her...He didn't know what it was...But it was there...He just wished he knew. Randy was getting ready to run out and save Linda again...Lisa walked up and said, "How ya doing Randy?" Randy said, "Don't ask me man...You know Linda makes me crazy."
Lisa giggled and said, "You've been bitten by the Linda bug haven't you?" Randy nodded and said, "I just can't figure out why she won't even look my way...Tell me there's nothing wrong with me please." Lisa laughed and said, "Believe me Randy there's NOTHING wrong with you...Linda is just very up tight...No not up tight...some girls put up a concrete wall around their hearts when they've been hurt...ya know?"
Randy nodded and said, "Fully understood yea...so?" Lisa laughed and said, "Well Linda's is 10 feet tall, made of steel and is bullet proof...Get it? Even if you had a tank you wouldn't be getting through it...She's the one who has to take the wall down...not you...you've just got to get her attention...do something nice for her...Try a little romance...and if you playboy her ass...I'll beat yours."
Randy smirked and said, "How do you know about the rep?" Lisa said, "Please...You're rep made it to the company before you even left OVW." Randy said, "You know every where I go, I have tons of girls throwing themselves at me on a nightly basis...and I used to sleep with every single one of them...but since I been here and I met Linda...I haven't wanted anyone but her. Shit I don't even look for rats after the shows any more...I just go torture myself in my hotel room."
Lisa couldn't help but laugh a little more and said, "Randy...Stop torturing yourself...and do something nice for her...Try having a talk with her...but try not to piss her off...She shares a hotel room with me." Randy laughed and nodded. Randy watched on the monitor as Linda and Trish went at it in the ring...Trish had one the belt a month ago, and tonight Linda was wrestling Trish even thought it was a non-title match. Linda ended up pinning Trish and getting the three count, and then out of no where, Linda felt the zap in the back of her head...She was expecting it...
Tonight it was Trish's side kick Christian (Jason Reso)...He was a nice guy but he hit like a damn girl. Trish was giving him instructions to hold her up as Trish rubbed the belt in Linda's face...It was hard for the two of them to keep a straight face considering how they were such good friends. Trish got in her face and said, "Don't you dare crack a smile...I swear you're gonna make me break bitch mode." Linda made a half dead face and laughed under her breath.
Jason let go of Linda as she let herself fall forward and laughed into the ring mat. Trish got down and pretended to rub her face into the mat as she said, "I heard that...you suck." It only made Linda laugh harder. Jason started his fake stomping and kicking as Linda jiggled in the middle of the ring...trying to not laugh herself to death.
