Author's note: Ok, from now on Ed will be referred to as Ed but he is in Roy's body and will be called Roy by other characters and it is vice versa for Roy so he will be called Roy even though he is in Ed's body ok:)
"Right. Let's think about this logically" said Roy in his usual cool, calm collected manner
"Logically! You're in –my- body! Do I have to spell it out for you!" shouted Ed as he gripped onto the bed post so tightly that it snapped in two.
"Edward Elric, please calm yourself, we need to figure out what happened here"
"You idiot!" shouted Ed (he was beginning to get really pissed off with Roy now), "It's obviously alchemy but of course -you- were asleep when it happened so you would have no clue!"
"Stop shouting do you want to wake up the whole military!" shouted Roy getting equally pissed off with Ed.
"I'll shout if I want to you think I should just stay calm and quiet in a situation like this!"
"Do you want everyone to find out what happened?" shouted Roy, rolling up the sleeves of the red coat.
"Not really but if it's a chance to beat you up and humiliate you then yeah!" shouted Ed, preparing to give Roy a good beating.
"Sir! What happened!"
"We came as soon as possible!"
"Brother! Brother! Are you alright!"
The door which had been slammed open once again fell off its hinges revealing that standing in the middle of the doorway was a bunch of military personnel which consisted of Major Armstrong, Second Lieutenant Jean Havoc, and Sergeant Kain Fuery oh yeah, and Al.
"Uh…did we interrupt something?" said Armstrong, scratching his head slightly as he noticed that both Ed and Roy were practically on the verge of beating each other up
"Er…no no don't worry" smiled Roy, doing a little cough into his fist, Edward was just leaving"
"Edward?" said everybody, really confused
"Brother, are you feeling alright?" asked Al who walked up to his 'brother'
A sweat drop appeared on Roy's head, 'That's right; they think I'm Ed, dammit'. Roy turned his head to Ed and frowned giving a look to say 'we need to sort something out'
Ed blinked, a little confused then he did his little evil grin that he does, "Sergeant Fuery would you mind taking Edward and Alphonse outside please? I have some important business to deal with."
Five red sizzling anger lines wobbled over Roy's head as Al dragged him out.
Ed grinned and sat at Roy's desk, leaning back in Roy's chair comfortably, "Ah! This is the life!" he said, dreamily.
"Sir? Are you alright?"
"Huh?" said Ed, opening an eye to see Riza Hawkeye stading there with a serious look on her face.
"Er, fine fine fine!" he laughed, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly, "Don't worry about anything Major!"
"I'm a first lieutenant" said Riza blandly, "Are you sure you're alright?"
"I said I'm fine! Don't worry!"
Riza raised a suspicious eyebrow at Ed before quietly walking off. Ed breathed a sigh of relief and wiped his brow.
"Sir!" said a random member of the military, "The Brigader General wants you to fill out these forms!" he said, dumping a huge pile of forms on Ed's desk, "And once you're finished with that you need to fill out these, and then these" he said, dumping even more forms on Ed's desk.
Soon, the stack of forms was so high that they toppled over causing an avalanche of paper.
"Hey. You gotta be kidding!" shouted Ed, crushing a pen in his fist
"Nope" said Riza simply, carrying a clipboard in her arms, "We've all got to fill out these forms, only since you're higher up you've got to sign more"
Ed pulled an exhausted face, "No…way…" he muttered, slamming his head down on the desk after signing the first form.
"Wait! Fuery! Havoc! Listen too me! I need to go back inside right now!" shouted Roy as he and Al were ushered out of Central city headquarters.
"Sorry sir" apologised Kain
"The colonel ordered us to take you outside, we can't go back on higher authority" said Jean simply.
"See ya sir!" smiled Kain as he and Jean ran back inside before 'Ed' could use his alchemy on them.
Roy almost exploded with anger, "You idiots! Don't you see that something's up! I was going to make all female personnel wear mini-skirts when I become Fuhrer! Maybe I'll spend all the money on buying a torture chamber for you guys instead!"
"You're not brother" said Al simply
Roy stopped shouting immediately and turned his head like a clockwork doll to him, "Heh, why do you say that Alphonse?"
"For a start," said Al matter-of-factly, "Brother very rarely calls me Alphonse, secondly, he hates being a dog of the military and he has no intention of becoming Fuhrer and thirdly, you haven't used alchemy once today. So, who are you? Has it got something to do with last night?"
A sweat drop appeared on Roy's head, "Er…something with last night?"
Al suddenly reached forward and picked Roy up by his collar "What have you done with brother?" he asked, his face darkened and angry.
"Nothing!" cried Roy, a little spooked at Al's anger, "Listen, Alphonse Elric, I am not your brother, that's right. But I am Colonel Roy Mustang, and I order you to put me down."
Al looked at Roy suspiciously for a moment, then laughed, "I may look like an empty suit of armour but I -do- have a brain!"
"No! I'm telling the truth! Seriously!" said Roy, his feet still dangling in mid air
"Fine," said Al, "Prove that you're the Colonel. Who won the fight between brother and the Colonel when brother took his re-test to stay a Nationally Certified Alchemist?"
Roy gave a smug smirk and said, "Technically no-one, I was about to blast Edward away with my alchemy then I paused, causing Edward to take the opportunity to transmute his auto mail and we ended up with a stalemate. Then the Fuhrer told us to stop and clean up the mess we had created on our own."
Roy smiled and closed his eyes, nodding his head firmly, the next thing he knew he had been dropped to the floor and Al was on his knees with sweat drops trickling down his head as he said (in a very apologetic manner) "I'm sorry Colonel! I didn't know it was you! Please Colonel I'm sorry! Don't hurt me or brother! Please! Please!"
Roy blinked after rubbing his butt and stood up sighing, "Don't worry about it Alphonse, for now I'm more interested in beating up your brother for throwing me out," he then paused and smirked coolly, "I hope he's enjoying himself inside"
"Sir, once you've finished with those forms the Brigadier general wants you to sign these too"
"NOOOOOOOO!" screamed Ed, clutching his head as he began to drown in a sea of forms.
