Title: Prince Delight
Author: Wicked R
Disclaimers: the universe and characters are the property of the WB. I'm using them for fun only.
Rating: PG.
Genre: parody?
Summary/Set: ep. "Prince Charmed," my version.
Pairing: Cole/Phoebe, Cole/Piper.
Note: oh, yeah, English is still not my first language.
Paige threw in some pheromones into their concoction to conjure up Mr. Right for Piper, while Phoebe started saying the spell, "we summon the perfect man for Piper now, another way…"
"Wait, wait, wait," Paige interrupted, "we need to write on the piece of paper that it shouldn't be Leo."
"How could it be Leo? Leo doesn't possess the qualities of the perfect man."
"Maybe he does in Piper's eyes. Just let me throw the paper in, okay? Better safe than sorry."
Phoebe nodded and she continued with the spell when she could, "we summon the perfect man for Piper now, another way we don't know how, to make our sister see the light, some where out there is mister right," magical lights came out of the potion and floated to the middle of the attic.
A naked man emerged and turned to face Phoebe and Paige, "hello."
"Cole!" Phoebe exclaimed in panic, "what are you doing here?"
"If I'm not mistaking, you summoned me."
"Phoebe!" Paige flared angrily, "when did I say you should conjure up the perfect man for yourself?"
"I didn't. I didn't! I said Piper in the spell, didn't I? If we can believe in magic, which we do, we are looking at the man of Piper's dreams…"
"You mean a strong man but someone that's not afraid to show his sensitive side, is a good listener, but not Leo, good cook, handy around the house, good with kids, gets the whole normal life thing and has a really big...kinda thing? Cause those are the aspects we wanted. Phoebe, if you told me Cole had all those qualities I would have crossed him name out as well. By the way, if he had all those qualities, than what on earth was the problem with you two?"
"Okay, so Cole is the perfect man for Piper," Phoebe let out her breath very slowly, "I have to sit down and think about that for a while…"
"Do you want me to make Piper happy?" Cole intercepted, under their spell.
"Uh, can you do that?" Phoebe was bewildered.
"Magic says he can…" Paige shrugged, only lifting her shoulders a little bit.
"Uh, well, who am I to disagree with what magic tells me?" Phoebe finally sat down, still bamboozled.
tbc
