'The Phantom of the Cheese'
Shekiah: We were at the pool today and started thinking . . .
Alunaer: What would happen if we replaced a few words in the Phantom songs with 'cheese'. It actually came out quite funny, and became this fanfiction. Behold the splendors of, 'The Phantom of the Cheese!'
Shekiah: And the best part is, we've messed with the songs so much that we've managed to get around copyright laws! Ummm, just kidding. We don't own Phantom of the Opera.
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Think of Cheese
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Think of cheese
think of cheese fondly,
when we've said goodbye.
Remember cheese once in a while -
please promise cheese you'll try.
. . . . . .
When you find that, once
again, you long
to take your cheese back and be free -
if you ever find a moment,
spare a thought for cheese
. . . . . .
We never said
our love was ever green,
or as unchanging as the cheese -
but if you can still remember
stop and think of cheese. . .
. . . . . .
Think of all the things
we've shared and seen -
don't think about the cheese
which might have been . . .
. . . . . .
Think of cheese,
think of it waking,
silent and resigned.
. . . . . .
Imagine me,
trying too hard to put cheese
from my mind.
. . . . . .
Recall those days
look back on all that cheese,
think of the cheese
we'll never eat -
there will never be a day,
when I won't think of cheese . . .
