'The Phantom of the Cheese'

Shekiah: We were at the pool today and started thinking . . .

Alunaer: What would happen if we replaced a few words in the Phantom songs with 'cheese'. It actually came out quite funny, and became this fanfiction. Behold the splendors of, 'The Phantom of the Cheese!'

Shekiah: And the best part is, we've messed with the songs so much that we've managed to get around copyright laws! Ummm, just kidding. We don't own Phantom of the Opera.

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Think of Cheese

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Think of cheese

think of cheese fondly,

when we've said goodbye.

Remember cheese once in a while -

please promise cheese you'll try.

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When you find that, once

again, you long

to take your cheese back and be free -

if you ever find a moment,

spare a thought for cheese

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We never said

our love was ever green,

or as unchanging as the cheese -

but if you can still remember

stop and think of cheese. . .

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Think of all the things

we've shared and seen -

don't think about the cheese

which might have been . . .

. . . . . .

Think of cheese,

think of it waking,

silent and resigned.

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Imagine me,

trying too hard to put cheese

from my mind.

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Recall those days

look back on all that cheese,

think of the cheese

we'll never eat -

there will never be a day,

when I won't think of cheese . . .