Shekiah: Yay! Cheese!

Alunaer: Eat cheese, it is good for you.

Shekiah: Calcium.


The Music of the Cheese

Cheese-time sharpens,

Heightens each sensation

Cheesiness stirs and wakes imagination

Silently the cheeses abandon their defenses ...


Slowly, gently cheese unfurls its splendor

Grasp it, sense it - tremulous and cheesy

Turn your cheese away

From the garish light of day,

Turn your cheese away

From cold, unfeeling light -

And listen to the music of the cheese ...


Close your eyes and surrender to your

darkest cheese!

Purge your thoughts of the cheese

you knew before!

Close your eyes,

let your cheeses start to soar!

And you'll cheese

as you've never cheesed before ...


Softly, cheesily,

Cheeses shall surround you ...

Feel cheese, hear cheese,

Closing in around you ...

Open up your mind,

Let your cheesiness unwind,

In the cheeses that you know

You cannot fight -

The darkness of the music of the cheese ...


Let your cheese start a journey

Through a strange new world!

Leave all tastes

Of the cheese you knew before!

Let your cheese take you where you

Long to be!

Only then can you belong to cheese ...


Floating, falling, cheese intoxication!

Touch me, cheese me savor each sensation!

Let the cheese begin,

Let your cheesy side give in

To the power of the cheeses that I eat-

The power of the music of the cheese ...