I don't own any parts of Love Hina…although I'd like to. Oh, and a warning: Not as perverted as previous chapters.


Pain flowered within her head, threatening to explode in a violent torrent of hate. Despite the pain, Kitsune pushed herself up and wondered what in the world had happened. The last thing she remembered was taking a shot of something and then it was all black from there.

She walked to the table where there were still shot glasses and a bottle of something called "The Monkey" lying haphazardly on the edge. She picked them up and smelled it. It reeked of alcohol.

Haruka must have won the contest, Kitsune thought to herself. Ah well, the Old Lady does have more years under her belt so it only makes sense that she could pack away more then 7 shots of this stuff.

Kitsune thought to herself.

"Would you please put on some pants?" a harsh and demanding voice erupted from beside Kitsune. Kitsune nearly dropped "The Monkey" but just managed to hold onto it. She would've never forgiven herself if she had dropped it and lost whatever contents still remained in the bottle.

She turned to stare at the noisemaker only to see a young girl with long blonde hair hidden underneath a bright red hat. The young girl wore overalls over a semi-clean white (or was it eggshell?) shirt. Kitsune recognized the girl as Seta's daughter, Sarah.

Damned it all, what's this monstrosity doing here? Kitsune hid her thoughts in a neutral smile. "Feeling uncomfortable little one?"

Sarah made a face. "No. I just don't want someone's ass in my face all day long."

"Too many painful memories?" Kitsune wanted to say but held her tongue. She gave the girl the benefit of the doubt and thought that she was just cranky because Seta wasn't there.

Wait…Seta isn't here and Sarah is. Does that mean Seta came last night and I didn't know about it? Was I just in my underwear at that time too? I hope so-

"Hey, Fox Eyes! No dirty thoughts while I'm here," Sarah growled, breaking through Kitsune's thoughts. "I'm hungry. Get me something."

"What?" Kitsune blinked. She opened an eye and frowned. "Get it yourself."

Sarah grinned. "Nope. You promised Haruka and Seta last night that you would do whatever I said. Now, put on some pants and get me breakfast."

The pain in Kitsune's head exploded at the point and she visibly winced. She wondered if she could get arrested for tying this girl up in the attack and leaving her there with only a bowl full of water as her companion and sustenance.

"Wait, where's Haruka?" Kitsune asked.

Sarah was trying her best not to throw up at the sight of bare butt waving around the room. She tore her eyes away only to glare at the older girl. "She left with my Papa. You should know, you gave her a French kiss goodbye."

Kitsune stared at Sarah then at "The Monkey" that was still in her hand. This is pretty powerful stuff. I better buy more of this later.


It took Kitsune approximately 3 seconds in Sarah's presence before she decided that she wanted to pass off the little terror to the next victim-uh, person that she could find. She searched the entire place for people but found it strangely vacant.

"Where the hell is everyone?"

She could only find notes in other rooms about there whereabouts.

Dear Kitsune,

I'm going to visit my sister for the rest of this week. Stay out of trouble.

Naru

Another one read,

Kitsune,

I have sensed the turning of the moon which means the grounds of my hometown must be disinfected of the demon spirits. I will return when my mission is complete.

Motoko

As Kitsune searched she found Shinobu's letter.

Dear Kitsune,

You're getting too horny-I mean amorous for my tastes so I had to leave to protect my vir-vir- to protect myself from your hands. I'll see you when you're sober. There's some left-over tempura that you can eat in the refrigerator.

Shinobu

Su's note was much more simple.

Followed Shinobu.

Su

Keitaro was nowhere to be found but knowing him and the weird bond he had with Naru, he was probably ruining her reputation.

So, Kitsune resigned herself to watching Sarah and went to the kitchen in order to get some food. Kitsune frowned and wondered what Haruka and Seta were up to.

"WOULD YOU PUT SOME DAMNED PANTS ON ALREADY!" Sarah cried out.


Haruka felt tired from running so damned much. Of course Seta had to turn the wrong corner and wake the undead.

If only they had weapons, she would fight instead of running away like a coward…like she did so long ago.


End Chapter


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