Chapter three: The chapter with no name cuz all the other names I thought of were gay. (dramatic music) Dun Dun Dun ...

"So how about we have a little fun tonight? Drackie?" Pansy said while playing with his now not gelled back hair.

"W-what?" Draco said while choking on a sausage.

"I said how about a little fun tonight? your room?"

Draco pushed his plate a side.

'I have suddenly lost my appetite. I like having sex just not with you… nasty… I'd rather fuck granger…well any one would she hott fine I admit she is hot very…what! No!'

"Er- How about No"

"Please?"

"No"

"PLEASE!"

'This woman is desperate'

"No not tonight, not tomorrow night, not the day after that, not ever! Now sod off Parkinson! I have no time for you stupid comments."

"Jeez what a bloody wanker..."Pansy muttered as she was walking away.

"I heard that!" fake cough "parkinslut..."

"hpmf!" she said as she turned her heel and stormed out of the great hall.

"Hey Draco are you going to eat that?" said Crabbe with his mouth full and while pointing at Draco's bacon and waffles.

"Yeah go ahead mate...have it..." Draco said more interested in something else.

'hmm... Granger looks rather pretty with her hair up in a ponytail. Huh? No what am I thinking I must be sick'

Blaise looked at his friend in concern.

"Hey Draco what are you staring at?"

"Nothing." Draco continued staring at Hermione admiring every detail about her, the way she laughs, the way she smiles, they way she eats, the way she lets out a puff of air and crosses her arms when she is pretending to be mad.

"Hello earth to Draco!" Balise said while waving a hand in front of Draco's face.

Still nothing.

Blaise followed Draco's gaze to find out what he was staring at.

"What your staring at Granger!"

"Huh? What! That's absurd! I was staring at the Ravenclaw girl in the table behind Granger and the seat behind Granger." Draco lied.

"Oh you mean Abigail Jones?"

"Yes her..."

"Oh yes she is hot. She has a nice arse too."

'phew he bought it... Oh god I think I'm falling for Granger no it can't be I must be sick she is a mudblood bitch. I must be sick that's it, I must be sick. That's the only explanation, I need to go to Madame Pomfrey she'll know what to do but not now well before classes start okay now'

Draco stood up grabbed his books and started to leave.

Finally to the Gryffindor Table

"Oh god, I just realized I left my books in my room classes start in ten minutes sorry I got to go now bye." She gave Ron a quick peck on the cheek and rushed to the dormitories.

"Bye luv see you in Potions!" He shouted loud enough so that she could hear because she was half way to the door.

"You bet!" she flashed Ron a big smile. 'oh today we have potions with Slytherins damn it'

While walking at a fast pace she bumped into someone (a/n: guess who! lol)

"Hey watch it!" Draco yelled

"I'm sorry" said Hermione while picking up the boys books and not noticing it was Draco

"Oh, its only you Malfoy."

"Yep the one and only" he said then giving her his trademark smirk.

"Oh in that case I'm not sorry." She shoved the books into his chest and continued on her way to her room.

"Goodbye Mudblood!"

'Ouch that hurt. That better have not left a bruise... How dare she hit me the DRACO MALFOY well she did once in our third year but that's a different story'

"Slimy git..." Hermione whispered to herself.

She turned around.

"Goodbye Sexy DOG!" she gave him one of her most sarcastic smiles.

'So she thinks I'm sexy... She was probably joking... most likely but I still am.. and so are her legs… look at that arse as she walks away… what the fuck! Ok im coming down with some kind of sickness…that's it for sure'

Draco and Hermione kept walking to their destinations. They had eight minutes to get to class.

a little while later in hospital wing

"Say awww. And open your mouth." Said Madame Pomfrey

"Awwwwww."

"Wider."

"Awwwww."

"Okay. Close your mouth now. Mr. Malfoy there is absolutely nothing wrong with you it's all in your head."

"But-"

"But nothing. There nothing wrong with you. You are in perfect health. Now hurry on get to class you have two minutes to get around the corner."

'hey she didn't let me finish why is every one doing that lately'

Thank you Madame I'll be going now"

"Your welcome."

"Bye!" Draco yelled as he sprinted to class.

back to Hermione

Hermione panted. "Okay I'm here." She said tired from running.

Hermione open the potions classroom door and went in. All the Heads turned to her.

"Your late Ms.Granger! sit down and be quiet. Five points from Gryffindor for being late!"

"But Sir, I am two minutes early."

"SILENCE! Now do as I said." 'that's not fair hmpf!'

Hermione sat in the seat between her best friends The bell that indicates that the class started rang. Two minutes later Draco arrived. Draco slipped into the empty seat next to Blaise.

'Argh! How come I get in trouble for getting to class two minutes early and DOSEN't get in trouble for being two minutes late.'

"Okay class this year I have decided that we need to save some time, its takes me ten minutes to pair this class off. So instead of wasting time in the beginning of every class before we start an assignment or project I came up with an idea, you will have one partner and that will be your partner for the rest of the year, on every project and assignment unless of course its an individual assignment. I will give you a test to see who you are most compatible with. The person you are most compatible will be your partner. This test is designed to pick a partner you most likely will get along with. I would also like to announce that after today the class room will be set up differently instead of three to a table it will be two to a table and you and your partners will be sitting together. Okay now here are your tests."

Professor Snape passed out the tests. After ten minutes of testing, he collected the tests.

"Okay class, while I sort the papers you will turn to chapter one in your double potions book and start reading."

O0o0o0o0 Snape's Desk 0o0o0o0o0

"Now to sort these papers..." Snape said to himself.

He muttered a few words and with a swish of his wand the papers sorted them selves into ten pairs on his desk. Snape then started looking through and checking out the pairs.

"Let's see... Pansy Parkinson and Sophia Stone, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, Millicent Bulstrode and Sally-Anne Perks, Blaise Zabini and Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger and Lavender Brown..." he whispered to him self.

Snape looked around the room to make every one was reading and not looking at him.

"uh oh... I have to change these two... sorry Draco you are my most favored student but I'm doing this for your own good."

"When I call you and your partners name please stand up."

"Pansy Parkinson and Sophia Stone, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, Millicent Bulstrode and Sally-Anne Perks ..."and so on and so forth until he reached the last pair.

Draco and Hermione did not have partners yet. They looked around the room to see who was still sitting to only find each other.

'Oh shit I have Granger as my partner... Oh shit oh shit...'

'BLOODY HELL! I live with the guy and now I have to work with the guy this is going to be a tough year.'

"And The last pair is..." Snape gulped "Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.

Draco and Hermione banged there head softly on their desk simultaneously.

Draco lifted his head up first. "But Professo-"

"But nothing Draco you are Ms.Granger's partner and that is final."

'Why everyone keep interrupting me as I speak! URGH!'

'Why why why... why must I be partners with Malfoy!'

The rest of the day until lunch passed by slowly. Draco and Hermione each got of their classes and headed out for lunch. Occasionaly glancing at eachother in the hallways

staff table

"Hello Serverus." Said Professor McGonagall as Professor Snape sat down.

"Hello Minerva."

"Serverus, do you remember the watch I gave you yesterday and told you to wear it at all times has it flashed red a lot?"

"Yes I remember the watch you have one just like it and it has flashed Red a lot too I was meaning to ask you why."

"Oh, you mean I didn't tell you yesterday? I must have forgotten... Yesterday I gave Ms.Granger and Mr.Malfoy their first assignment you remember me telling you that right?"

"Yes."

"Well every time Mr. Malfoy insults Ms.Granger your watch flashes red. And Every time Ms. Granger insults Mr. Malfoy my watch turns red."

"That wasn't part of our plan Minerva. But it was still a good idea."

"Yes I know but the plan we had before wasn't going to work... Serverus how fast can you make a peace potion. We have to get those two to get along. It is their Fate to be head Boy and head Girl. If they don't get along and their hate towards each other can end up destroying each other and we can't risk our students lives. I have already told this to the Headmaster he said it was a good idea."

"I would take me about an hour to make the potion. I have all the ingredients in my storage room. You do know what the potion does? It will make them nice towards each other. They will notice what they are doing and then they will stop, they will be nice to each other and then notice and stop and so on and so forth until they give in and decide to be nice to each other. The spell will wear off after two weeks."

"Yes I know we will put a drop of the potion in their tea we will offer them during the meeting."

"That's a good idea but what if they don't want tea?"

"I will cast a spell on them that's will make them very thirsty. I have them both of them next in my transfiguration class. While they are reading their books I will cast the spell."

"Yes very good. Today I did something on my own behalf. I made them partners for the rest of the year."

"Oh, yes good idea you mentioned something like that yesterday about the class having partners for the rest of the year and not having to pick them every day in the beginning of the class. Good idea."

"Minerva what will happen if the potion doesn't work?"

"Well Serverus, plan A didn't work and plan B is the potion and if that doesn't work we will have to take drastic measures and take plan C into action."

"What is plan C?"

"Plan C is to lock them up in the head tower for three days but they have their own kitchen, bathroom, and rooms, so they will be fine. Oh and take their wands away..."

After all the classes were over Draco and Hermione headed to Professor McGonagall's office and met in front of the door.