Wow...40 reviews? Already? And they're all good? Thanks...-blush-
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NeoSmilyFace: Glad you like it. I haven't really put much thought into the Spongebob section, but there may be some things that'll make you laugh.
cakreut12: Heh, me too.
Rachel-Ember: I'm not really sure. I like the reviews, but sometimes it's a bit too much pressure.
hiyahperson: Thanks! And sweet teeth are good. CANDY SHALL REIGN ABOVE ALL!
Purple Ghost Sausage: Okay!
Velvet Panther: I'll read any book, just so long as it's not a schoolbook. And the only pets i've ever had were some fish that died within a month.
Snapereallysucksman: Okay.
Green Phantom Queen: Well, it won't be yugioh. I've never seen it.
ghwells: suresuresuresuresuresure...Heh.
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Disclaimer: DP, FOP, JN. Great cartoons, yet not mine.
I don't own Napoleon Dynamite either. I've never seen it, but I hear it's funny.
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Chapter 9: Preparing for Battle
"Hey, lady, can't you loosen your grip? I listen with my ear, you know!"
Sam was storming down Main Street, Tucker and Timmy in tow. Jimmy was running after them, and Cosmo and Wanda were trying to free the boys. But nobody alive has escaped Sam's grip o' death unless she frees them-and did we mention that she grips harder when she's angry?
She finally let go in the Town Square. Looking to the sky, she shouted:
"Hey Danny, you big fat lard of a ghost-dragon-human-thing! Your ham's right here an' it's good an' fresh!"
Timmy groaned. "You got that from Napoleon Dynamite, didn't you?"
"Ah, sort of. Anyway- GOOD AN' FRESH!"
Everyone stared. "Are you trying to get yourself killed or something?" Jimmy said.
Sam didn't answer. She just kept looking at the sky with a VERY crazy look on her face. "Any minute, any minute…" she kept mumbling. About half an hour later, a roar shook the town.
"Hey, there he is!" Wanda said. "I think. That's him, right?"
"And look!" Cosmo said. "He brought some friends!"
The 'friends' who Cosmo was talking about just happened to be Sheen, Carl, Cindy and Libby, who we really haven't seen for a while. Cindy and Carl were in 'Danny's' hands, and Sheen and Libby were in the claws on his wings. All four were frightened (obviously).
But when 'Danny' saw Sam, he forgot all about his other captives. He threw them on the ground, just a few feet from Jimmy and the gang, and started flying towards Sam.
The four staggered to their feet. As soon as she could stand up, Cindy rushed over to Timmy and embraced him. "Timmy!" she said. "We've been looking all over for you!"
"Yeah!" Sheen said, who looked more excited than scared. "There's a really cool-yet slightly scary-monster tearing up Retroville! And he picked us up, how cool is THAT? Anyone know where I can get an action figure of him?"
"We noticed," Tuck said. "That's Danny!"
"You mean the guy who threw up in the Candy Bar yesterday?" Carl said. He was panting hard, and there was sweat all over his face.
"Yeah," Timmy said. "We don't know what happened, I mean, normally Danny's a pretty nice guy. He'd never do any of this."
"But-why?" Libby said.
"Long story, know you wanna hear it," Jimmy said. "But now, we've got a mutant to stop."
He gathered everyone into a circle-except Sam, who wouldn't budge. "Okay- Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, you try to subdue Danny with magic. Sheen and Carl will come with me to the lab to get supplies. Cindy and Libby will distract Danny. Tucker, you come with me too. I hear you're good with technology. Sam, you'll-Sam?"
Sam wasn't paying attention to him. Instead, she was shouting at 'Danny', telling him that her grandma could fly faster, etc. Jimmy groaned.
"And Sam will…uhh…do what she has to do. Everyone ready?"
Wanda held her wand against her chest, ready to fight. Cosmo was eating pudding, but quickly got into the fighting position. Timmy took a few deep breaths. "We're ready!" he said. "Ready to kick some mutant butt!"
He turned to Cos and Wan. "I wish that Danny was back to normal!" he said.
"I only wish that it was that easy," Wanda said, "But according to Da Rules-" A copy of Da Rules poofed up-"We can't interfere with the happenings of ghosts! Oh sure, we can teleport them and stuff, but we can't majorly change them."
"Ah well. Then I wish that I had a jetpack and a belt full of ghost stopping gear!"
"Now that we can do!" The fairies waved their wands, and Timmy was suited up.
"Timmy, who are they?" Cindy said, pointing to the fairies.
"Uh….."
Meanwhile, 'Danny' had his sights on Sam. He stopped in front of her. "Well?" he said menacingly. "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope," she said. "I'm not going anywhere until the Danny I know is safe and sound!" Shepounded a car that was nearby, leaving a good-sized dent in the hood.
"We'll see about that," 'Danny' said. He lunged at her…
bye! SP
