Monday, May 31, 2004

{In minute writing}

OH MY GOD!!! GIYGAS KEPT KNOCKING OUT PIP AND CALI AND BRUTE HAD TO ALTERNATE IN REVIVING HIM WITH PSI HEALING OMEGA BECAUSE WE COULDN'T AFFORD TO LOSE PIP BECAUSE HE HAD THE HEAVY BAZOOKA!!! WE LOST JANE SO WE COULDN'T USE PRAYER AGAIN AND THEN WE LOST BRUTE THEN CALI GOT PARALYZES WITH ONLY 1 PP AND PIP HAD ONLY 1 HP!!! THEY GOT OUTTA THERE AND PIP CARRIED CALI TO TE PHASE DISTORTER BUT AN EVIL STARMAN USED PSI STARSTORM OMEGA AND PIP WAS GONE AND IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!

{In a slightly neater writing}

Looking at that last paragraph, I've just learned that there are certain games you should never, EVER play late at night (e.g. Earthbound). It was a horrible nightmare, so real too. The Chosen Four were people I knew, which made the dream worse. I was Cali, Lilian was Jane, Marth was Pip, and Hector was Brute. Grrrr... Marth's laughing at the names, especially Pip's. He thought that was funny when I was screaming "DON'T DIE, PIP! HANG IN THERE, PIP! NOOOOOO!!! PIP!!!". About the names I gave my characters, they're from different books I've read in my AP Litature classes. Cali is short for Caliban (he's from The Tempest), Jane is from Jane Eyre, Pip is from Great Expectations (which is, in my humble opinion, THE WORST BOOK EVER!!!), and Brute is short for Brutus (from Julius Ceasar) Marth thinks that it's soooo funny that I was crying over a character that I absolutely hated. I'll get him back for that...

Ness is freaking out about a "Mr. Saturn communism takeover". He's saying that one of the Mr. Saturns is plotting to take over the world and establish a communist government for the whole world. Ness claimed that he found out after using his psychic powers to read the Stalin-wannbe's mind. Is it just me or does high tempteratures screw up psychic powers? I've yet to see Mewtwo lose his marbles.

Oh, wait. Scratch that last remark. Mewtwo is yelling (psychicly) at the TV because Dr. Phil is on. He's all like "You're WRONG! That's the WORST advice you've ever given! I've looked up to you and you've dissapointed me! HOMEWRECKER!!!" Sometimes I wished that I was psychic. Right now's not one of those times.

I think that there's a massive heat stroke going around here today. First Ness, than Mewtwo. What other (in)sane person will fall victim next? Captain Falcon is looking through the classified ads. That's cool. That's NOT cool! I just asked him what's he looking for and he goes "I wanna buy a MOOSE! I'm looking to see if someone's selling a moose! Moosey-moosey- moosey!" That's to be expected. He's never been sane. Here's a tidbit: His full name is Douglas J. Falcon. Douglas?!? Weird, he looked like a Zachary to me...

GOD HELP MEEEEEE!!! Mr. Iron-Chef-Wannabe is cooking today! That means only one thing: TAKE-OUT! Or "Near-Death Experience" if you happen to be unfortunate enough to eat his cooking. This is what everyone's getting:

The Mario Bros. and Dr. Mario— pizza

Peach, Zelda/Shiek, and Magical Girl Pretty Sammy (MGSP) (a.k.a. Samus)— Mexican

Kirby and Yoshi— everything

Ganon(dork), Bullwinkle, DK, and Bowser— steak sandiwiches

Nana, Popo, Ness, and Young Link (Mini-Me)— McDonald's Happy Meals

Fox, Falco, the Pokémon, Link— Jack-in-the-Box

Mr. Iron-Chef-Wannabe— cheese (Don't ask me. The dude's off his rocker. He tries to kill us with his cooking, then he wants a hunk of cheese from the grocery store. {in blue ink} Ick! He likes the yellow cheese, which isn't as good as white cheese. Mozarella rocks! {in red ink} Marth's a cheese racist, so don't mind him...)

Marth(a)— Tasty Goody (there's a Mr. You-Express, which is a LOT closer than Tasty Goody, but Marth's SUPER picky. It's either Tasty Goody or face the wrath of Marthzilla. You don't wanna face the wrath of Marthzilla, you REALLY don't, trust me, been there, done that...)

As for moi, I'm getting: Super-sized fries from McDonald's, Oreo Milkshake from Jack-in-the-Box, Chicken Sandwich from Burger King, and a steamed rice/orange chicken/lemon chicken combo thing from Tasty Goody. I'll definately get about 4 orders of the above. Whaaaaaat?! Don't look at me like that! I'm starvin' here! Another quirky thing about being half- dragon/half-human: I get hungry quite often and the hunger is really unbearble. I haven't seen that happen to my mom at all (She's a mamkute like moi). Perhaps it's just a guy-mamkute thing. That would also explain why she's not a pyromaniac like me...

Bleh, nothing's happening right now. Boring. I NEED SOME EXCITEMENT! A LITTLE BIT OL' INSANITY IS ALL I ASK FOR!!! Ow! Marth just threw a pillow at me. It's nighttime. Almost time to hit the hay. NOT literally hit, Martha! This is sheer joy. Having a pillow fight while exchanging names like "Cheese Nazi" and "Godzilla". Whoopity-doo. Now Marthy's crying because I messed his hair up. Better break out the ice cream! By the looks of his hair, I think he'll need that big ol' bucket of ice cream rather than the smaller half gallon. Peanut Butter and Fudge's his weapon of choice.

Interesting. I'm rooming with a girly-boy who'll pig out on ice cream like crazy when he's depressed (all because I messed up his hair). At least I'm not stuck with that homicidal cheese-loving Iron Chef-disgrace or Moosey- Boy or MGSP or Paul Revere who's saying "The Communist Mr. Saturns are coming!" or... you get it. I'm going to sleep now. Let's hope that Giygas doesn't kill me in my dream or something. I'm afraid to find out if it's true that if you die in your dream then you'll die in real life. ...NOW I CAN'T SLEEP! Better break out the Starbucks card! Some days, a venti just won't do.

—Roy