Tuesday, June 01, 2004
{In an unsteady handwriting}
So HAPPY! Happy Happy Joy Joy! Gah! I'm shaking SO badly! I can barely write clearly! Mario's saying that this reminds him of one of his friends' handwriting. According to Mario "It was so messy that it's IMPOSSIBLE to read it AT ALL!" I didn't hear what else he said because it's, like, INSANE to try to sit still here! I think I heard "Prince" or something like that, but I think it's the {scribble} sugar talking.
IT'S MY BOITHDAY, DUCK! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Cakes and ice creams and loads of good ol' sugary snacks fit for a half-and- half nutcase like moi! THAT explains why I can't stay still for more than a third of a nano second! Be back, I need to kill off some pent-up energy that the sugar rush is giving me.
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY HAS COMPLETE CONTROL OVER ME!!!
Translation: Still hyper.
It's so weird how when it's your special day, people treat you like you're the center of the universe, but for the rest of the year they don't do that! Of course, there's some people who get treated like this everyday... I'm not naming names here. OK! I'll tell! It's...
MR. BOOTS!
Yess, my precious bundle of joy! Whaaaaat?! Cats are meant to be pamered! It's so cool how he looks like a mini panda. Mostly black with some white on his face, tip of his tail, and his paws. I KNOW Marth wants to {scribble} CATnap him! Mr. Boots looks like a panda and pandas are Marth's favorite animal! Must-Save-Tactitian-Kitty!
Where was I? When I'm hyper, I can never stay on the same subject. I've read some fanfics and I'm COMPLETE apalled by those evil Marth/Roy fics that are all evil and disgusting and stuff! I just have ONE thing to say to all of you evil Marth/Roy couple yaoi fangirls bent on world domination! It's: WHY'D THEY FORCE US AP LITATURE STUDENTS TO READ GREAT EXPECTATIONS?!? WHY, WHY, WHYYYYYYY?!? And another question to you guy-- err... GIRLS: WHY'S PIP SO EVIL AND ANNOYING?!?
See?! My sugar-high mind can't think straight! First I'm yelling at yaoi fangirls and then I'm plotting to kill Pip. If Marth plays "Battle of Shiloh" one more time... He'll have one less CD. WHERE'D HE GET THOSE BAND NERD CDS AT?! And I thought that he hated the clarinets! He's really listening to "Clarinet Candy" and laughing because (it seems that) they play the reeeeeeeally high notes! He's saying that the notes are all over the place. Mmm... reminds me of a Looney Tune cartoon with that red note that got drunk off "Little Brown Jug".
OHMYGAWD!!!! JACKPOT!!! GUESS WHAT?! I GOT "POKÉMON COLLOSIUM"!!! I'M GONNA GO PLAY IT RIGHT NOW!!! NIGHTY-NIGHT, ROAD RULERS!
P.S. I can't even write straight anymore due to my sugar high-ness. Darn! I'm starting to lose my suagr rush! NEED. MORE. SUGAR! GAAAAHHH!
—Roy
{In neater writing in blue ink}
Too much sugar makes for a trip to the dentist... =)
—Marth
