Wednesday, June 02, 2004
God, I'm SO tired! Tired, yet extremely pleased with all that I've accomplished during the night. You see, I spent the whole night playing my brand-new "Pokémon Collosium". Wait, before I get on to that, I should tell what I got for my b-day!
•Pokémon Collosium AND Player's Guide: Marth (What a great guy/girl! =))
•Good Charlett CD: DK (I've never heard of these people before. Cool, though)
•Red quilted blanket: Nana
•Red parka: Popo (Now I can stay warm and toasty during my least favorite season! Indoors AND out!)
•Gift card for Olive Garden: Mario (...I'm craving pasta now)
•A Mercedes-Benz: Luigi?! (Trying to top Mario's gift, no doubt!)
•A kitty sweater: Peach (For Mr. Boots. I tried it on and... you know what happened next)
•A manga called Medicine for Lovers Only: Samus (She's a manga freak. Good thing it ain't a "Magical Girl"-type one)
•Cheesecake: Mr. Game & Watch (Is this guy obsessed with cheese or what?! Quite tasty, though)
•Red tunic: Link (As you can tell, red's my favorite color)
•Season pass for the Anahiem Angles!: Ness (The kid loves baseball! And he knows my favorite team too! JOYNESS!)
•A Bowser Suit and Clown Ship: Bowser (Luigi started to cry after seeing Bowser top HIS gift! =P)
•A container that has medicine that can cure any type of illness: Dr. Mario (Does it get rid of earworms caused by certain band nerdy CDs?)
•Triforce earings with a tiara as well!: Zelda (Marth's jealous, no doubt)
•Energy Shield: Falcon (Now I'm unstoppable! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!)
•Warp Star with its own controller!: Kirby (Luigi went crazy)
•A Bow with arrows: Ganon (I should get lessons from one of the archers in my army)
•A Ray Gun and a fully-operational Arwing: Fox (The Arwing was too much for Luigi)
•A card for a lifetime supply of Lon Lon Milk!: Young Link (All I need is a lifetime supply of cookies!)
•A Yoshi Egg!: Yoshi (I was too sugar high to think of something for that)
•A K-47 Forever-Lasting Flamethrower!: Falco (Does this guy know me or does this guy know me?! =D)
•Season pass to the Dr. Phil show: Mewtwo (I think Luigi needs this more than I do)
•The whole Pokemon game collection: Pichu (JOY!)
•The whole Nintendo console and accessories collection: Pikachu (More JOY! Better hide this from Marth)
•A kareoke machine: Jigglypuff (Everyone ran outta the room when I got this)
THANK YOU, FELLOW SMASHERS!!! =) Luigi tried to do away with Bowser, Kirby, and Fox for topping his gift. Good thing Falcon didn't give me an F-Zero machine or he'd find himself on the hit list as well. It was SO funny when I got Zelda's gifts! Marth got SO jealous that I believe he's gonna try to steal them from me. I think Marth wants all the stuff I got. Well, HE AIN'T GETTIN' MY STUFF! I'm gonna hide them! Oh, I don't have to worry about Game & Watch's gift falling into Tsukasa's hands (I call Marth "Tsukasa", after the kid in Dot Hack Sign because they both look like girly-boys). Why I'm not worried? ::pats stomach:: Oh no... What if he uses Falchion on my gut? Maybe Falcon's gift'll save my hide (not to mention my gut as well).
Ok, time to talk about my favorite gift! I had SO much fun with "Pokémon Collosium" that my daytime drowsiness and grogginess was all worth it! I named the dude and chick after my favorite people ("Roy" and "Lilian". OK! So Marth's vainness is rubbing off of me!). I finished kicking Miror B.'s behind when it was time for breakfast. I came up with the PERFECT names for his dancing Pokémon! "Mambo", "Salsa", "Samba", and "Tango". I think that Miror B.'s Pokémon are the right ones for him. He's some crazy dancing fool and his Pokémon look like they're dancing as well. His theme music was funny! I was expecting disco, not samba.
I tried to copy B's (dancing) moves, only to fall over and (I thought) Marth woke up. He got up, left, then came back several minutes later. He's a sleepwalker. Talks in his sleep, walks in his sleep, even eats in his sleep! To tell you the truth, he's even more dangerous around food when he's sleepwalking than Kirby, Yoshi, or even myself!!! Not to mention a real {scribble in blue ink} Oops. Sorry, Marth! Don't! Stop! Please don't! HE JUST TOOK MY TRIFORCE EARINGS AND TIARA!!! See how mad he could get when you say something about him? IT'S THE TRUTH, I TELL YAH!!! I should learn Hyrulean for the safety of the stuff I put down here... just in case Marthzilla comes rampaging through again.
—Roy
