A/N: welcome and get ready to enjoy my little 20-minute story I made. Me and my friend decided, to set the clock to count 20-minute, and then write everything that came to mind. This is the result.
Rated because of sexual content and hard wrods. Enjoy

Pairings: SanjixZoro
20 minute story.

Sanji looked at Zoro. Why was it so damn cold here? Zoro was having his daily workout. How could he be so naked in this frosty weather? Sanji puffed on his cigarette and scowled at the weather. This Grand Line weather was really doing the trick with Zoro. He was happy all the time. Or maybe he just didn't let anybody notice the annoying weather.

'oi… dumbass.' Sanji growled at Zoro. Zoro cracked an eye open and pulled out a towel to dry the sweat from his body. He had been doing about six hundred sit-ups.

'yeah?' He growled back

'Drinks!' Sanji said giving Zoro a big mug with something green in it.

'What the hell is this?' Zoro said staring at the liquid in his hand.

'Have I ever given you reason to doubt my cooking?' Sanji yelled angrily.

'Calm down man! Interpretation on how much you hate me I'd say that there was a reason to doubt it, yes! You probably know everything about poisoning food right you sleazy idiot.' The swordsman growled.

Sanji tried to give him an evil glare. He had a point and Sanji couldn't really find a good comeback for that one…

'caveman.' He growled back.

Zoro sighed and stood up.
Without knowing what was going on he had pulled that stupid cook close with a hand around his skinny waist and pressed his lips against his.

Sanji struggled under Zoro's grasp.

'nnnngh.' Sanji said and pulled away.

'Oi, what're you doing?' Zoro growled at him.

'What am I doing? What are YOU doing?' Sanji whimpered desperately.

'u-oh… just curious…' Zoro said casually as though nothing just happened. 'I'm gonna grab a shower.' He said and disappeared into the galley.

'Just curious my ass.' Sanji whispered and stalked after the sweaty swordsman.

Zoro pulled of his pants and was halfway to pull off his boxers when Sanji stepped into the bathroom without warning. Sanji glared at him, like it was his room.

'Oi get out you asshole!' Zoro yelled at him getting very busy pulling his boxers back on.

'no.' Sanji said and stepped further into the room. He advanced towards the swordsman and grabbed him around the neck. He pressed his lips against his but pulled back quick.

'You're so weird man!' Zoro said gruffly.

'I'm just curious.' He whispered and nuzzled Zoro's ear.

'Oi I'm not a girl.'

'You're not? Well you just kissed a man.'

'Well so did you!'

'You started!'

'Fucker.' Zoro said and pressed Sanji's lips against his into a passionate kiss once again. Sanji's skinny body shivered under the swordsman grasp but the kiss lasted. Zoro tasted the smoke from the cooks tongue, but he didn't picture a mouth that sucked on a cigarette taste like that. It wasn't that bad. The Swordsman really liked it.

Zoro kicked the bathroom door shut and pulled off Sanji's jacket. Sanji pulled back a bit breaking up the passionate kiss.

'Oi take it easy man.' Sanji growled and looked down the swordsman's sweaty body adressing to the swordsmans boxers with a sly expression in his eyes.

'Well I can't be responsible for what's going on when you're wriggling your tongue like that in my mouth and shaking under my hold.' Zoro growled back.

'You're so weak.' The cook shot back. Zoro noticed a small smartass smile playing in the corners of the cooks mouth. He pushed Zoro towards the wall, but he fell to the ground and landed with Sanji on top of him.

'Definitely much better.' The cook said letting out a small sigh before he closed his mouth around the swordsmans.


Wee, what d'ya think? Should this be rated R? please review