Wednesday, June 09, 2004
Sorry for not writing for a few days. I'm (still) recovering from that cursed Adventure Mode. This is what happened. On Friday, I decided to try it on Very Hard. Marth bragged about going through it on Hard, so I decided to top that. It's evil, I tell you. EVIL!
First stage was kinda tough. I got pummeled by crazed, bloodthirsty Yoshis. Luckily, I had a PokéBall that I picked up prior to this. After getting to the flagpole (I ran as fast as I could, then I jumped up to grab it, just like in the games!), I fought Luigi and Peach. I've done this before (on Very Easy) and I was quite surprised to find Luigi instead of Mario. That's when I realized that the time had a 2 in it. Dangit. I barely survived the match. Bonzai Bill's my new friend now.
Second stage was the DK Mini-Me's. I made sure that they stayed on one side of me so that I don't end up in a two-front war. I kept charging up my Sword of Seals and unleashing a POWERFUL FIRE ATTACK on them! I sent the lil' monkeys flyin'! One flew into the distance and the other hit the front. Hahahaha!!! Next was the Mondo DK of Death! I ran to the right and it ran after me. It jumped and missed me! King Kong landed in the water (or probably on a poor Klap Trap)! Victory is miiiiiiiiiine!!!
The Underground Maze was quite fun... if you like being huggled by freaky ReDead that smell REALLY bad. I ended up fighting all five Links, landing in the lava, got shot at by Octoroks, got mauled by Like Likes, got hugged by ReDead (like I mentioned above), until finally finding that stupid Triforce! Next came the battle with Zelda/Shiek. I used the same attack I used on the Mini DKs to finish her off.
The rest was kinda blurred, but the worst was the battle with the Pokémon. I got less PokéBalls to use then on the Very Easy setting! Plus the Pokémon were quite hostile towards me. Almost like the Yoshis. I've been sent flying in how many ways! I've gotten frozen, burnt, flowered, and electrocuted. Frozen was the most painful, because I'm a mamkute. Electrocution was the second most painful. I actually enjoyed being burnt. Yes, I'm insane. Third degree burns is the funnest thing for me! =)
After my trip through the "Deep South", Dr. Mario gave me pain killers and an excuse to lay around and be a lazy bum. He called that "bed rest" and "refrain from doing alot of strenuous activities". So no more matches for me until I get better. Since then, I've been bored outta my mind. Marth comes in around every hour to check up on me and to get me some grub (the hunger has gotten so bad that it's to the point where I wished that I was being pummeled by the Pokémon again). Some of the other Smashers came in once in a while to say hi to me. I'M BORED! I got so bored that I actually read a yaoi fic and enjoyed it! Yes, I curse yaoi and yaoi fangirls to oblivion and yet I enjoyed that cute Kurama/Hiei fic. GAHH!
Moral of the entry is to NEVER, EVER do Adventure Mode on Very Hard unless you want every bone in your body broken/bruised and read yaoi fics until you get better.
—Roy
