Sunday, August 15, 2004
Whew! It's been a while since I've written in here! I hid it from my psycho roommate then forgot all about it! Whoopsie! Where do I begin…? Oh! I'm all better from my experience from doing Adventure Mode on Very Hard! I think that Kai/Kai's grandfather fic finally pushed me over the edge. I was up and about a few days later. Of course, I was still limping for a while.
Guess what? Right now, the Pokémon are having some kinda wild party with their Poké-pals! I just went outside to gorge on some barbecue food and of course Marth had to go after me, lecturing me about not eating everything in sight! (I only wanted chicken… and tortilla chips… and hot dogs… and punch… and, aww heck with it! I wanted everything!) {In blue ink} Roy, you're such a pig! {In red ink} While he was nagging me like Rebecca (my nanny =P) does, one of the Pokémon rubbed against Martha's leg. It was a Magikarp that was curious about why she was yelling at me. Marth took one look at it and started screaming like an old lady! He jumped up onto a chair and looked like one of those housewives that just saw a mouse run by! I was rolling with laughter! Marthy faced the wrath of a scary dark dragon and defeated it like his ancestor Anri, yet he's scared to death of an itty-bitty wittle Magikarp! Then he fainted.
Dr. Mario told all of us in the living room (Marth is in bed, resting) that he had something called (not sure if I spelled it right) "koikinguphobia". When he was telling us this, I just sat there, snacking on a few large pizzas with everything on them and a 2-liter of cherry Pepsi by my side. I thought that "koikinguphobia" was some rare exotic disease that'll strike Marth dead. {Spit marks and chewed pieces of pizza} According to Dr. Mario, this is a fear of Magikarp. When I heard this, I ended up choking on my food! That was the most idiotic thing I've ever heard of! A fear of Magikarp?! Geez, Marth's totally mental! He's super paranoid, depressed, a compulsive neat freak, and what Dr. Mario once said "a severe form of gender identity disorder", and now koikinguphobic! And to think that he says that I'm insane! Boy, am I gonna have a field day with this!
Yay, it's summer! There's gonna be a major heat wave this week according to the news! So happity-pippity! Ok, I'm done with this entry. I'm gonna go into the kitchen for some more grub. Those pizzas didn't fill me up and I'm so hungry! GAH!
—Roy
