Release Of Edited Chapter One : February 18th 2005
A/N this is a EDITED-CHAPTER (i deteted the first version, i also changed my mind about the storyline so forgive me if you do not like this one)
The fact that Naruto is officially lisenced breaks my heart (Feb 15th 2005-CN/T)...the horrible dubs...fortunately i heard that AnimeOne will still contintinue the subs!
Uh...oh yeah since i,m now watching episode 115 right now, there might be spoilers. So read it or leave...it.
ps. Skinny Chouji looks hot...and i miss him...very...very...MUCH! TT
Disclaimer: Kishimoto Masashi (thank you, thank you, thank you!)
Genre: Romance Humor and maybe a bit Angst, It's Shounen-ai erm...you can call it yaoi if you want.
Pairings: SasuXNaru, NaruXSasu, GaaraXNaru, NeijXNaru, ShikaXNaru KakaXIru, ItachiXNaru all boys X NARUTO P
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Nine Boys, Three Nights , One Naruto. by Furuba-ai-PoT
Chapter 1. "Ichi: NARUTO"
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It was a beautiful morning in Konoha. People laughing, birds singing. Team 7 were already waiting on the same familiar everyday bridge. And ofcourse their sensei was...late.
PLOP A very annoyed looking Naruto sat down.
" MOU! Kakashi-sensei is later than usual, my precious training time! " The blonde nagged
" Shut up Naruto, whining doesn't help you idiot "
Naruto glared at Sasuke who was not paying ANY attention to Naruto.
'Why you...!'
Just when the furious blonde boy was about to shout at the icy blue creature their sensei arrived.
" OHAYO gentlemen, it's good to see you two getting along so well even in the morning " Kakashi cheerfully chirped
Naruto felt his left eyebrow twitching. " Kakashi-sensei... "
" hum..Naruto? "
" ...YOU'RE FREAKIN' LATE...AGAIN!"
" ... " silence " OH that...yes i,m late well you see i just had a meeting with Asuma, Gai and Kurenai and- "
" -USO! DON'T FREAKIN LIE TO US ! " Both Sakura and Naruto shouted at Kakashi.
"Maa...ma..." Kakashi sighed. ' Really i,m actually telling the truth this time...sigh and yet i'm getting scolded by a orange idiot and a pink haired i-am-a-obsessed-sasuke-fangirl! ' Kakashi found himself sighing again and suddenly felt the urge to feel Iruka's warm arms wrapped around his waist.' That would certainly make him forget about the noisy blonde boy and the girl.
' Ah sweet...sweet Iruka ' He thought.
After a few minutes Kakashi finally snapped out of his fantasy, discovering his three little students staring at him in weird way.
" What...? " He asked
" BHWUAHAHHAAHAHAH! " Both Naruto and Sakura laughter came bursting out. While Sasuke remained the same with his straight
forward looking strict face.
" BHUWHAHAHAHAH, Kakashi-sensei, what the hell were you thinking just now you pervert!" Naruto shouted
Kakashi didn't understand what was so funny. " Sasuke...? " He asked hoping for a answer.
Without changing his facial expression Sasuke slowy pointed at Kakashi's face with his index finger.
" Kakashi...points...drool and...nosebleed... "
" Hnn...? " The genius copy cat finally noticed that he had been nosebleeding and drooling, almost compared to the amount of a sleeping Naruto, meaning alot.
" Hmmm..., must have been the cause when i was thinking about Iruka, hnn... maybe next time i should give the sweetheart a blow jo- "
Kakashi stopped talking. 'ah i was thinking out loud again...oops?'
But is was too late, he noticed three little shocked faces.
Naruto looked pale and almost fainted, Sakura speechless but soon followed by a creepy grin and Sasuke was actually showing a different expression than usual...a rather confused expression. Then Sasuke found himself drooling a bit...and quickly turned around hoping that his pervert sensei didn't see it. (did he?)
" Ah gomen, I was thinking out loud, ma don't tell this to other people okay? Iruka would be pissed if he knew i said something like that in front of you guys.." Kakashi smiled.
Naruto still speechless.
' Wait a minute MY Iruka-sensei and pervert Kakashi-sensei? 'NO FUCKIN WAY! or yes way?' ' But Iruka is like my dad! And Kakashi is my teacher...WRONG JUST SO WRONG! And what does Kakashi-sensei mean by GIVING Iruka-sensei a blow WHAT?'
Naruto wanted to shout out loud but his voice just wouldn't come out. Finally calmed down Naruto thought ' Sheesh...i guess..i have to accept it, i mean i love them, i mean they are both so great, NO NO WAIT i don't LOVE them i just love them in a different way, no wait errrr do i? no no no or yes ye- '
Kakashi chuckled while he observed the confused blonde making funny expressions, while debating with himself. But then he reminded himself to get on with the real business. He waited for Naruto to calm down, which the other two already did. Naruto returned back to normal...well it's just WHAT you can call normal...since you'll never really know what's going on in Naruto's mind which leads him to do very interesting and mostly stupid actions. But at least he calmed down.
" Okay let's get on with our mission! " Kakashi actually said this with a strict face, which made him look more like a freaky sleepy looking one-eyed man.
" So what are we going to do today Kakashi? " Sasuke asked while turning around hoping his sensei didn't saw him drooling earlier.
" Hnnn...todays' misson is..- "
" NANI! NANI! NANI! NANI ! " Naruto already recoverd from the shock has turned into a blue eyed puppy, his tail swinging from left to right. " IS ITa B MISSON a A MISSION OR IS CAN IT BEa Aplus MISSION! NANI! NANI! NANI! NANI ! " Naruto jumped up and down dying of curiosity, begging for a wanted answer. " TELL ME ! TELL ME!NANI NANI NANI NANI? "
"You idiot there is no such thing as a Aplus misson!"
Naruto wanted to shout back at Sasuke but he was just too curious to find out about the misson so he ignored Sasuke's comment.
" AHUM " Kakashi clearing his troat, obviously demanding for some attention.
" Today's mission is-" For the second time Kakashi did not finished his sentence. Which annoyed Sasuke the most.
Kakashi looked to his right " Already here i see...?"
Within a second fiftheen people were standing next to Kakashi.
" What arethey doing here! " Naruto shouted while pointing his index finger at the direction where the 15 people were standing.
" Now now Naruto you should be more polite to them...after all.. " Kakashi made a evil grin.
" -you'll be spending the next three nights with these people " Kakashi continued, and chuckled.
Naruto just recoverd from the earlier news and started to look a bit pale ...again.
gulp " Ex..Excuse me..? Naruto said this while trying to make it sound extremely polite.
By now Sasuke wanted an answer too so he walked over to Naruto's side to listen to the conversation.
" You heard Naruto-chan "
Naruto suddenly felt a chill going down his back, hearing Kakashi calling him chan in a creepy way.
" We the sensei's all decided, along with Tsunade-sama's permission " Kakashi continued.
" Because of all the hard work lately, that you young shinobi''s have been doing, we wanted to reward you, therefore instead of these upcoming three days of training, we decided to give you youngsters a three days vacation along with some some fellow genin's. " Kakashi smiled
" Fun isn't it?" Kakashi cheerfully asked the students.
" isn't it...? " Kakashi asked again.
" ...We'll play poker and i'll STRIP! "
" ... " total silence
" Fine then Kurenai-sensei will strip instead of me "
"YAAAAAAAAAAAY! " Asuma and Gai shouted.
SMACK " You guys you wanna die? " Kurenai shouted.
" ITAI! Ah joke it's a joke Kurenai hehehe..." Both Gai and Asuma apologised.
Kakashi looked around with his visible eye. 'Ah how can i make these kids to feel more enthousiastic about this...' He wondered. Then he spotted his answer...Naruto.
"Listen up you youngsters since the idea of Kurenai-sensei stripping does not seem to put a smile on your faces then how about...NARUTO STRIPPING instead of me and Kurenai-sensei...how about THAT!" Kakashi grinned
Almost immediatley ALL the boys shouted: " YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! "
sweatdrops 'I can't believe i lost to Naruto in sex appeal' Kurenai sighed
Sasuke foud the whole situation, simply ...stupid. If he could he wanted to run away as far as possible but then he would just be caught in no time with this many people. he sighed. The looked in Kakashi's direction.
" Cheh, I prefer training more over 3 days of doing NOTHING! " Said a very annoyed Sasuke.
" Ma..Sasuke it'll be FUN! " Kakashi smiled, trying to comfort his gloomy student.
Kakashi put his hand on Sasuke's shoulder and leaned forward, his lips less than a inch away from Sasuke's ear and whispered.
" I'll let you sleep in the same room as Naruto " Sasuke pushed Kakashi away and started to blush furiously.
" Sh- SHUT UP! " That's all what the Uchiha heir managed to stammer out.
Kakashi chuckled' hehe bullseye, baka like I wouldn't know who and what my students likes ' Kakashi knew the smallest things, stupid things he knew everything with just ONE eye, he's without a doubt a man to fear.
Suddenly a girl began te scream. " KYAAAAAAA! KYAAAA! SASUKE-KUN BLUSHED!KYAA WERE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER SASUKE-KUN! " Sasuke glared at the girl ' shit it was the evenly annoying girl like Sakura. '
" SHUT UP INO-PIG!SASUKE IS ALREADY TAKEN! THE HELL WITH YOU! " Sakura screamed.
Sasuke slowly retreated from the two arguing girls. The great Uchiha Sasuke was smart enough to not EVER interfere when girls were having a catfight.
" Cheh..who the hell do those girls think they are...Sasuke is not an object...!" Naruto mumbled. While he turned around he could feel a certain stare from a certain person. He could feel the person staring at him like he was about to eat him up. He knew who was staring at him so dangerously. And found himself in his I'M-GETTING-THE-HELL-OUTTA-HERE position. Just as Naruto was ready and set Kakashi grabbed his collar.
"Where the hell do you think you're going Naruto?" Kakashi smiled, while reading his come come violance in one hand and in the other grabbing a wild kicking and screaming blonde boy.
" LET ME GOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA GO PLEASE! " Naruto begged while kicking his feet in the air.
" Hmm? " Kakashi frowned. " But why? You didn't seemed to mind when you heard the news." ' oh wait you did, just a bit'
Naruto calmed down so Kakashi let him go. Naruto took a small step forward and stood behind Kakashi's like he was some sort of human shield.
Kakashi frowned " What are you doing Naruto?"
Naruto slowly pointed his index finger towards a certain person standing in the row, and slowly opened his mouth and began... to shout.
" WHA-WHA-WHY- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GUY DOING HERE! " still pointing
" Hnn..? that guy?...Ow you mean THEM " Kakashi smiled. "
Well Tsunade-sama decided to have a better bond with the Hidden Sand Village, since you guys already know eachother, we just invited them "
Naruto didn't move a inch. " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!YADAAAA! " Naruto went silent mode again...
Naruto was not the only person who was complaining.
" Ha...how troublesome i just wanted some normal training...very troublesome indeed.." Said a boy with a ponytail who was also the only one wearing a chuunin outfit.
" Yeah i know what you mean Shikamaru, i also wanted normal training instead. " A black longhaired boy with a bit like transparent eyes said.
Gai put his hand on the long blackhaired shoulder and grinned. " NEIJI YOU SHOULD ENJOY YOUR YOUTH MORE! YOU SHOULD FOLLOW MY ADVICE, LEE HAS AND LOOK AT HIM NOW!
everybody sweatdrops
The thick eyebrowed man turned around to Kakashi.
" KAKASHI LET'S HAVE A BET! THE FIRST ONE WHO GETS TO THEIR DESTINATION WINS! WUHAHAH " The man smiled and suddenly a little sparkle appeared on one of his teeth.
" Uhh Kakashi did you hear me...? "
Kakashi stared at Gai.
" Huh...? Did you say something Gai? " Kakashi replied while picking his ears with a extremely dull expression.
"..." Gai blinked his eyes. " KAKASHI YOU ARE INDEED VERY HIP AND COOL! I LIKE YOURE STYLE"
Thumps up!
" uh Kakashi...KAKASHI ARE YOU LISTENING! "
Kakashi stared at Gai again. " Gomen, did you say something? "
" UWAAAAAAAAAA VERY HIP KAKASHI! " Gai cried.
Again Sasuke wondered to himself why he was here. ' Geesh i can't believe i have to stay with these weirdo's for three days! But...hnn i wonder if Kakashi's words were true...sharing a the room with Naruto...no...NO! SHIT WHY THE HELL AM I GETTING EXCITED ABOUT SHARING THE ROOM WITH THE IDIOT! But then again he is cute...with his big babyblue beautiful eyes, soft blond hair, and his silky soft skin, that just makes me want to wrapp my arms around him and kiss him and grab his tight little a-' SHIT WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING! I need to pull myself together and stop thinking about Naruto's soft...I MEAN STUPID BODY. ' Sasuke sighed.
He knew that it was still way to early to make Naruto his. ' He's just too damn innocent!'
Sasuke looked at the fifteen people standing on the other side. ' Lets see uh...the six people from my old school with their 2 sensei's, the creepy thick eyebrow duo, that Byakugan-guy, the girl who's always with him, hnn...then the trio from Sand, the girl with the annoying large fan, the weird purple puppet guy and last the creepy red haired looking guy with a kanji love character on his forehead '
Sasuke rememberd this boy's name just too well since fought during the Chuunin exams a while ago. You just can't forget a freaky looking guy like him. Gaara, Sabaku no Gaara. He hasn't seen the boy for a long time now, to Sasuke Gaara has somehow changed, not sure what but according to Sasuke he did.
Thinking about Gaara, that suddenly reminded him.
' Why was Naruto so afraid of him just now? I mean Naruto has already proven that he is stronger then Gaara! '
Sasuke looked at Naruto who was trying to avoid any contact with Gaara. ' sigh Naruto looks so cute- SHIT I DID I AGAIN! '
Sasuke turned his attention to Gaara who was staring at Naruto like he was undressing him with his bare eye and eat Naruto up. Sasuke glared at Gaara, he could see Gaara stepping forward towards Naruto, while Naruto took two steps back each time Gaare took one step forward.
Then they got closer. And Naruto stopped retreating.
Sasuke wanted to know what they were about to say, so he walked closer so he could hear them talk.
Gaara stared at Naruto, and took another step closer.
" Wha-wh-WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT! I TOLD YOU THAT I NEVER WANTED TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" Naruto shouted.
Gaara was not affected by this at all instead he leaned forward and whisperd:
" We'll be staying together for four days and three nights, please take care of me Na-ru-to"
Naruto immediately stepped backwards and started to blush looking like a red tomato, while Gaara walked away with a evil grin on his face.
Sasuke saw and heard it all. ' Something happened between them...something happened between THEM! ' Why did Naruto blush because of Gaara!'
' WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPEND! ' - inner Sasuke has just snapped.
TBC...
(HAHAH WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN NARU AND GAARA? It's all in Chapter TWO!)
So there it was the edited version...to people who readed the first one you might notice some major difference between them. And now time to type out chapter two
Please review and keep the bloody flames out my reviewbook. I WILL delete them HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH...
(ps. this is my VERY VERY first time to write a REAL fic ONLINE and second I DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH! I only learn it at school and from TV! so if you see some sloppy grammar ...forgive me. I wrote this fic without any help! Hey don't forget my birthday 23th!
