Sorry about our really long vacation – we were just having some fun scouting out the juice. We hope you enjoy, for it IS very funny.
"Come on Seto, you can't miss this event! You're gonna love it!" Exclaimed Kisa.
"Yeah you're gonna love it..." Kiyama said sarcastically. Seto grumbled as he followed the two girls down the hallway, to where he and a few others will be completely and most defiantly going to be embarrassed out of their own wits. Reaching the door at the end, Kisa and Kiyama opened the door politely for Seto to walk in saying, "After you."
As Seto walked in his anger rose with just the sight of Yami Mutou, Yugi Mutou, Katsuya Jounouchi, and last but lot least – Pegasus J. Crawford. But they weren't the only ones in the room – along with them was Anzu Mazaki, Hiroto Honda, Ryou Bakura, Yami Bakura, Mai Kujyaku, Ryuji Otogi, Shizuka Jounouchi and of course Mokuba Kaiba.
"Come on Seto!" Kiyama and Kisa said pushing Seto from behind and making him sit down next to Mokuba. Grumbling cuss words to the two girls as they walked up next to the rather large monitor, Seto crossed his arms.
"I suppose you all may be wondering while you all are here today and-"
"-We would like to present to you the Documentary 'Alone with Hidden Cameras'-"
"-Made by us." Kiyama said smiling. Everyone sweat dropped as the two of them sweetly smiled, evil plots dancing in their heads.
"Well, let's get started." Kisa shouted happily as she popped in the video just below the gigantic monitor. "Our first video is very interesting and rated PG just to be safe." As the video tape started a title came up on the screen which the two girls read together in unison:
"This is the video we like to call 'Lifestyles of the Bras and the Panties'!" They shouted. Soon all the guests in the room all saw Jounouchi dancing in the middle of his room in his underwear and a stuffed bra to a up-beat song by the American band Good Charlotte as you read in Chapter 2.
Jounouchi buried his face in the knees, not looking up for anything. While almost every person in the room wanted to puke except for Pegasus that was laughing so hard he was in tears but he would get his turn.
"Well, sorry Jounouchi but you are a riot." Kiyama giggled.
"On with the next one we like to call, 'Dancing Dreams'!" Kisa shouted as the title came up on the monitor. Everyone briefly looked back at Anzu before turning back to the screen to see something unexpected. Otogi was in a ballerina uniform and dancing around his room. By the end Anzu was the only one clapping for Otogi as he banged his head on the wall calling himself 'Stupid' over and over. Everyone else was laughing out loud, including the previously embarrassed Jounouchi.
"Well, while Otogi tried to get brain damage over there we're going to keep going on with the next one-"
"That we sadly call, 'Bad Hair Day'." Kiyama said, the title appearing on the screen. After seeing the so-called flawless beauty go through he troubles Mai ran her hand through her hair saying that it's a normal thing.
"Everyone can have a bad day ya know." Mai muttered.
"We're sorry Mai, we think you're cool and all but maybe you need a hair cut." Kisa said as she lightly petted Mai on the head that looked read to kill.
"Okay, we should move on but we're going to ask that Mokuba leave for the R rated content contained on the next videos." Kiyama said taking Mokuba by the hand and leading him outside the room. Mokuba pouted for a little before he put his ear against the wall, listening to them.
On the inside the presentation went on.
"This one is called, 'My friend Jimmy." Kiyama giggled as she looked over at Yami. Yami sweat dropped and cursed under his breath knowing that it was his turn for humiliation. Everyone gaped at the monitor as they all saw Yami Mutou having an interesting conversation with his - arousal which he had dubbed "Jimmy" Seto actually left the room briefly to barf and came back pale, wanting to barf again at the sight of Yami.
Yami smiled nervously before he hid behind Yuugi who patted him on the back while completely disturbed by his other half.
"Okay, moving away from the lovely conversation." Kisa said as they continued on. "This next on is what we call 'Fabric Fantasies'"
"Clever, right?" Kiyama said as the title displayed before showing the most disturbing video yet. It was of Anzu and she was being horny with a fabric plushy of her 'stalkee" Yami Mutou. By the end of it Yami was pale and everyone had scooted far, far away from Anzu who they all believe to be mad. Yami began clawing at the door wanting out and away from her.
"Well, let's keep going…" Kisa said as the next title came up and they both read it together.
"'The Ken Replacement'" The audience gasped as the saw Honda, playing with doll of both Shizuka and Isis who were at a one point screwing each by the hands of Honda who also pulled out a 'Ken' doll that looked much like him who made the little "Doll Sex" into a 3-way. Now both and Anzu and Honda were separated from in the room. Jounouchi actually had to be held back from killing Honda.
"Now, for you enjoyment we have one of out personal favorites-"
"-He maybe pretty fly, and IS a white guy – but he's not a good shower singer."
Just hearing this made Seto's eyes grow, into not only embarrassment - but also astonishment.
"We call this segment – 'Behind the Curtain,' " Kiyama giggled, as Seto buried his slightly red face in his hands.
The first thing that they heard was the running of water – and the voice of none other than, Seto Kaiba. Upon the screen there he was – birthday suit and all – dancing in the shower.
"Now we all knew that Seto thought really highly of himself – but this may be a bit ridiculous, eh Mr. Kaiba?" Kisa said giggling.
Everyone else in the room looked at Seto, ready to barf out their insides.
"Well, if you think that was it-"
"-You're very, very wrong," Kisa nodded.
"Last but certainly not least, we have – Mr. Pegasus. In what we like to call – 'What's a stalker to do?" Kiyama said.
With many gasps and 'ews', Seto still buried his face in his hands, heard this phrase – "You must hate being interrupted in your business, eh Kaiba-boy? - Oh, but of course Yugi- boy wouldn't mind as long as he's with you…" – he looked up in disgust.
Almost everyone tried rushing out to get to the many restrooms in the great building – one however had Mokuba, who was puking his lungs out – which just so happens to be the one Seto goes into.
He began questioning Mokuba, on his condition. "Mokuba – why are you here vomiting?"
After everyone let out their own fluids, everyone returned to the room, thoroughly disgusted, sitting far away from – Pe-gay-sus.
"That's all fuckers!" Kisa said enthusiastically, with Kiyama rolling around the on the floor – laughing.
We're sorry if we scared you. We were just having a little too much fun.
