All Because Of A Bet
Crazy Madness

"Only you can make me feel
And only you can take me there
Only you can make me feel
And only you can take me there

Crazy 'bout the way you feel
I just gotta have you here
And I wanna let you know
I won't ever let you go"

(Ashanti - Only U)


Ok, she may have not forgiven me yet, but she will... sooner or later. And I've already enlisted in the help of my idiotic brothers, plus Gin, and Harry to help. Which certainly explains why a red headed, and one black headed, mob came rushing through the doors of the Three Broomsticks that afternoon.

It took hours, yes. Hours of intense pressure and logic, but alas! I believe we have managed a plan.

And it goes a little something like this:

Phase One - Shower her with lots and lots of gifts that will make her very happy and snog you until Doomsday.

Phase Two - Take her on a moonlight walk where Fred and George will then set off a bunch of fireworks that spell out the words "I Love You" in the sky. And then she will snog you, yet again.

Phase Three - Go out for a picnic by the river behind the Burrow so she will admire the beauty and then thank you over and over... before snogging you senseless.

Phase Four - Invite her out for dinner at her favorite restaurant and actually pay for everything, then on with the snog.

Phase Five - Just find her in an empty hallway and snog her.

Just joking. I don't really have a phase five... we ran out of ideas by then.

But looking at the plan now, it looks like this will certainly work and I can totally trust my brothers (and the rest) on this. Right?

Mental audible gulp of panic here.

I ordered a few more fire whiskeys (Hey! I am of age now!) and preceded on with the girl talk... well you know what I mean... Like us boys talking about girls, not the other girl talk. Gin did get a little angry though. Actually, a little more than just angry. It was crazy madness... well more than that too. It was, whatever comes after crazy madness. Called us - quote - A bunch of insolent, clueless, infuriating prats. - unquote - Guess we won't be talking about our sex lives in front of her ever again! Pff! Women...

You can't understand anything they actually want and not to mention, they don't even give us guys a clue!

But, I guess it would be wise to not talk about women... especially since my fate lies in the hands of a particular angry one right now.


A/N – I know… the last one was short too, but I have this really good idea for the rest of the story, thus causing me to create this short, little, not pointless chapter. Don't worry the next few chapters will be longer than I usually write them, so can't wait to post! I'll have the next chapter (Phase One) by the end of tomorrow, no lie. Hope you aren't disappointed, L and as always, REVIEW!

The Wind