OH. MY. GAWD. I am SOOOO sorry about this late update! I feel so bad, especially after how I said in the last chapter, that I'd be posting QUICK updates! Don't hold me to keen promises…I won't make any ANYMORE that I can NOT keep.

I had been grounded from writing on my computer because I'd been spending so much time on it! Responsibility and time management are my goals this year! THAT's undergoing a change!

GOMEN NE! Please, please forgive me…I am not worthy…Hope you enjoy this chapter. I have NOTHING else to say but utterly BEG for your impossible forgiveness of me ..


This is for all of you, especially JAMIE, this chapter is dedicated to YOU.

Duuuude, I understand if you're not reading this anymore, cuz I haven't been updating and if you abandoned me here, okay. I'll wait for your encouraging and correcting reviews anyway:D


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SPECIAL REQUEST

Would everyone please take the time to pray for my timeless reviewer (Jamie)'s brother.

Thank you.

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DISCLAIMER:

Me: Inuyasha. I want him. But I could never have him. He does not belong to me.

Lawyers: That's a good girl (pats me on the head).

Me: (rolls eyes)


GLOSSARY:

Bouzu: Derogatory term for a Buddhist monk.

Gomen ne: I'm sorry

Hanyou: Half-Demon

Houshi: Monk

Ningen: Human

Ookami: Wolf

Taiyoukai: Great Demon; emphasized.

Youkai: Demon


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BY THE WAY, SHOULD I USE JAPANESE IN MY STORIES? IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO, I WON'T. PLEASE TELL ME! BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T MIND WHETHER OR NOT I DO!
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CHAPTER SIX

Mistaken Identity & Coral Pokefest


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: Last Time :

WITH THE GUYS:

"...I was going to ask why you suddenly shivered. Is the temperature too cold for our Inu-baby?" cooed Miroku.

Sesshoumaru, who was maneuvering the car, began to chuckle lightly at his younger brother's embarrassment as Inuyasha turned a fine shade of red and began clobbering Miroku.

"FOR. YOUR. INFORMATION. I. 'SHIVERED.' BECAUSE. BECAUSE…because…uhm…"

"So you WERE cold?" inquired Miroku with a skeptical look at his stuttering friend.

"NO!"

"Then why did you…?"

"SHUT UP!"

WITH THE GIRLS:

"Rin-chan, where exactly are we planning on going after tonight?" Sango inquired.

"I'm not sure."

"NANI!"

"I'm not sure."

"NO, I heard you, but, NANI!"

"I said, I'M NOT SURE."

"RIN!"

"NANI?"

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Sesshoumaru parked the car by a motel in the town they were in. Turning the engine off, he stepped out and surveyed the building.

It read, The Zebra Stripe. Sesshoumaru raised a defined white eyebrow. 'What kind of name is that?'

"Yo, Fluffo! Where are we? What the fuck is The Zebra Stripe!"

Sesshoumaru turned around at his annoying hanyou brother's voice.

'At least we have one thing in common,' thought Sesshoumaru as he rolled his eyes.

"It's a motel, little brother."

Inuyasha bristled. "HALF brother, you mean!"

The elder sibling walked into the motel leaving behind a fuming hanyou, an ookami youkai, and a lecherous ningen.

"Inuyasha."

The white-haired youth glared at the man who had spoken. He was still angry with his older half-brother.

"WHAT, bouzu!" spat Inuyasha.

"Woah, take a chill pill, friend. So is this where we're staying?" asked Miroku, ignoring what Inuyasha had called him.

Inuyasha paid no attention to the question, and stormed into the motel.

Miroku opened his mouth to reprimand his companion about his 'manners,' but then decided against it and closed his mouth.

Kouga watched from the back seat of the car as Inuyasha entered the building. Opening the door and stepping out, he locked the vehicle then walked up to Miroku.

"Someone's not having a good day." Kouga noticed.

"Nice of you to point out the obvious." Miroku countered sarcastically.

Kouga scoffed. "Whatever. Let's just follow them."

Nodding, the both of them went inside The Zebra Stripe and immediately spotted two white-haired heads by the lobby registration desk.

As the two approached, they could hear Sesshoumaru arranging rooms for them with the worker, and Inuyasha muttering something about 'exceptions to respecting your elders.'

"…all? Alrighty then, my silver-haired friend. That comes up to 220 dollars! Now will you be paying in cash or check?" asked the tall, blonde man, waving a hand in the air as he spoke.

Miroku's eyes widened. "200 dollars for ONE NIGHT'S STAY? What kind of service are you running here?"

The worker looked at Miroku and grinned handsomely.

"Why, this place is top of the line! Your adorable friend over here has ordered you all separate rooms. It's 55 dollarsper person, which is already a good price. I was going to charge you 70 bucks per room, which is the original price, but seeing how this lady here," he winked at Sesshoumaru, "is SO amazingly CUTE,"

Sesshoumaru froze and a low growl began to form in his throat.

Inuyasha barely held back a chuckle. His cheeks flushed bright as he tried to hold it in.

"-GORGEOUS, beautiful, irresistibly FINE, attractive, hot, and not to mention super-adorable and yummy…"

He couldn't take it anymore. Removing his clawed hand from his mouth, Inuyasha fell over laughing and soon, Miroku and Kouga joined in as they chortled at Sesshoumaru, The Ice King's, no wait, The Ice Queen's expense.

Sesshoumaru stood, unmoving, and gave an icy glare to the worker who remained oblivious to the death stares he was receiving from whom he was showering with compliments and what he himself thought to be semi-obvious flirts. Yeah right.

"Oh, and by the way," The worker tilted his head upwards and pursed his lips. "Your voice is slightly, what can I say? Masculine…?" He giggled, causing Inuyasha, Miroku, and Kouga to laugh harder. "It makes you that much more SEXY!" exclaimed the man, as he leaned against the counter and gave his victim a seductive smile.

If looks could kill, the clerk would be 6 feet under. Unfortunately, life did not work that way.

It was worse. The poor unsuspecting clerk.

Frozen to the spot, Sesshoumaru did not move. He did not speak. He did not blink. He did not breathe. Okay, minus the last part, but in short, he remained as stoic as possible.

His three companions stood back. When their eldest friend was displeased, he would turn his back and walk away - emotionless. When he was angry, he'd narrow his eyes and threaten the accuser with poisonous claws and icy eyes.

When he was livid, he'd remain as still as a statue. Not giving off any vibes, automatically causing the offending person to feel uncomfortable, afraid, nervous, twitchy and what-not.

Right now, Sesshoumaru was LIVID.

Stupid clerk was too dim-witted to notice.

"So, are you going to pay, my lovely little lady? Oh! I used three L's in a row! Teehee!"

Giving the man a cold stare, Sesshoumaru lowered his chin down and responded quietly, "We will be staying here, so if you don't mind, please restate the price and give us our keys to our rooms."

Amazing how he was able to suppress his anger and remain polite.

Smiling, the man answered, "Why of course. 220 dollars and not a penny less."

Thrusting his Platinum card at the clerk with a slight frown on his face, the clerk scanned it through the computer and handed his customer 4 keys with a flirtatious grin. "There you go, sweet-cheeks. Have a nice stay at The Zebra Stripe." He handed the credit card to Sesshoumaru.

Keeping a firm hold on the four metal keys, Sesshoumaru snatched his card from those trimmed fingernails, and said coolly, "For your information, young man,"

Inuyasha coughed.

"…I am of the male species. I am in NO SUCH WAY," he emphasized those words, "...a female. Get that fact through your thick skull."

Blinking, the clerk's smile widened even more, if possible, as he walked around the counter and passing behind Sesshoumaru, gave him a good pat on the ass.

"Makes no difference to me, darling!"

That was the final straw. Spinning around, Sesshoumaru reached out in front of him and grasped thin air. His fingers shined with his light whip, unreleased, for his victim was not where he was supposed to be.

"Break time!" squealed the clerk, clasping his hands together by the door as he skipped out, leaving a very disturbed foursome.

Amazing how one insanely open man can cause a youkai, ahoushi, and a hanyouto be left with the jawdrop syndrome and one taiyoukai fuming over an accusation of gender confusion.


Sango snored.

Then she snored again.

Kagome was flopped onto a couch and was watching her dear friend sleep.

Giggling, Kagome poked Sango in the ribs. She was lying belly-up on the floor – god knows how she got there.

Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Snore. Poke. Poke. Poke. Snore. Poke. SNORE.

Kagome shook her head in amusement and poked Sango again. This time, HARD.

SNORE.

Sweat-dropping in the background, Kagome gave up and was about to go find something to eat in the mini kitchen when…

"…no…please, don't…no, no, NO! Don't! Don't…" Sango was mumbling in her slumber. When she began thrashing around, Kagome ran back to her and lifted her up by her shoulders and began shaking her.

"SANGO! SANGO, WAKE UP! It's a dream! Wait, what am I talking about! It's just a NIGHTMARE, Sangy-chan! WAKE UP!"

It didn't work. Sango continued to jerk this way and that. Exasperated, Kagome shouted the first thing that came to her mind.

"AHHH! Omigawd, Miroku, what in the WORLD are you doing HERE!"

Sango's eyes sprung open wide and she jumped up in less than a second. Wasting no time to discern her surroundings, she flung her palm backwards and thrust it forwards with all her might.

SLAP!

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...and that's the way it is! Haha! Don't you hate me! ((sniffles))


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Awww you guys are the best. I can only ask for your forgiveness!

I feel so bad for leaving you all but I was seriously considering quitting fanfiction writing for good!

I'm not sure if you remember this but once I DID say that I have no firm plot or anything for this story, mainly I'm just going along as I go but hey, it's working out so far, isn't it? LOL.

So, I hope you all liked this chapter! I know I enjoyed writing about Sesshoumaru's…femininity…D! Oh no offense, fans of Sess, cuz I LOB HIM TOO WIT MI WHOL HART!


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Love is like playing the Piano. First you must learn to play by the rules. Then, you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

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…which I found interestingly cute, since I DO play piano! Haha…though I have no experience in the other…

Please review! Let me know what you think about that, my chapter, and me! (ducks flying cabbages)


NEXT CHAPTER: I should really stop putting this on, since I have no idea! XP


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