12. Truth, Dare, And Die
"I dare you to..." Botan had an evil smile.
"To... what?" Asked Hiei.
"Kiss..."
"Oh no..." Hiei was now regretting his dare choice.
"Kuwabara on the cheek, and then lick the ground." We all laughed, (except Hiei). He didn't move from his seat. "What's wrong, Hiei...chicken?" She let the word sink in.
Being called a chicken busted Hiei from his seat, and made him walk to Kuwabara very slowly. He kissed Kuwabara on both cheeks, then gingerly licked the dirt all the way back to his seat. Spitting, Hiei said, "Father, truth or dare."
Naraku thought for a second, and said, "Dare."
Hiei smirked. "I dare you to let me and Talabinya throw you into something." Talabinya smirked.
"I have a wind tunnel you can throw him in." Miroku piped up, smiling.
"What's a wind tunnel?" Asked Loeyla.
"Something Naraku gave my grandfather to pass down from father to son." Miroku smirked.
"No! Anything but that!" Yelled Naraku.
Talabinya reached her hand into Naraku's jacket and pulled out a handful of shards. "Goodbye, father." she grabbed his arm, Hiei grabbed the other, as Miroku opened his wind tunnel. It started to suck them all in, but Hiei and Talabinya ran right past Miroku and Naraku. The wind tunnel closed.
"Now, back to the game," said Hiei. "Tal, you go now."
"Okay... Inuyasha, truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"What is it with you demons? I dare you to ask Miroku to bear your children." Talabinya laughed as all the color drained from the human Inuyasha's face. Inuyasha walked to the worn out Miroku, opened his mouth and whispered,
"Will you bear my children?"
"We can't hear you!" Cried Loeyla.
"Will you bear my children!" Inuyasha yelled and jumped back to his seat.
All of a sudden a handsome man jumped out from behind a tree, and said in a hot, strong voice, "My name is Senoska, and I'm hot." He ran off as the sun was rising. (Never to be seen in this story again) We all looked at one another tiredly, and went to sleep.
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Author: This is a disclaimer. I do not own Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hahusho. I do own Talabinya and Loeyla. I do not own Senoska or Barney. I do not own (starts to cry) Miroku. I wish I did. (Crying in corner and murmurs to self)
Kurama: "What's with her?"
Miroku: (walks up behind me and grabs my ass) "Will you bear my children?"
Author: (turns and hugs Miroku) I wish I could. (Still hugging Miroku) R&R everyone. That's all for a while.
