15. Botan Nearly Kills Him
I walked back to camp and climbed a tree. Everyone gathered around the fire, except Botan. She wasn't at the site.
"Do you think Botan will find some food?" Asked Shippo. "I'm sick of instant ramen."
"It's impossible to be sick of instant ramen." Inuyasha hit Shippo on the head. "Stupid brat kid."
"Inuyasha, hit him again... I dare you." Kagome glared at him so hard, he decided not to take the dare.
Miroku got up and walked into the woods. I followed unseen. After walking for a while, Miroku found Botan. Just his luck too. She was bending down to grab her oar when Miroku grabbed her ass. "Will you bear my..." He never finished the question because Botan's oar had turned into a scythe. Miroku must have felt two inches tall at that moment in time.
He began to run for his life (screaming) back to camp.
I laughed so hard I fell from my tree. Good thing Sessho was there to catch me.
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Author: Couldn't help it.
Miroku: "Help what?" (Reading)
Author: My friend asked me to have a near death experience for you, and this is how I chose to do it.
Miroku: (finished reading) "WHAT?"
Author: (smiling, in cheery voice) R&R (breaks out laughing) I could just imagine your face. Hahahahaha!
