Disclaimer- I don't own Inuyasha…to tired to think of anything terribly clever
Chapter 3- Prank gone Amiss
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Kagome had a terrible headache. She groggily opened her eyes…
"AHHHHHHH!!!"
She jumped up at the sight of a half naked girl posing next to a parking meter. It had been so dark last night that she didn't notice any of Miroku's posters…which he seemed to have a lot of. Sango woke up in the same fashion but appeared to be much more upset about it. Luckily Miroku wasn't in the room at the moment; his blankets were empty. And it smelt vaguely of waffles…
"God, this head ache is killing me!"
"Being in this room is killing me, I think I'm going to ralph."
Sango ripped the posters down from the wall one by one crumpling and shredding, making a small pile of paper pieces on Miroku's floor. Miroku came in cheerful but his face fell at Sango's actions.
"My Girls! Summer, Becky, Tenee, Whitney, Brittany…" Miroku looked heartbroken.
"Oh…were those yours?…oops." Sango looked like she couldn't careless.
"You gave them names…that's just creepy…oooh what smells good?!"
"Breakfast, help yourself. I should give them proper funerals."
Sango rolled her eyes as they made their way to the kitchen.
"He's the most pathetic, sick, demented jacka--" She gasped at the little table Miroku set up. He had a checkered tablecloth with a vase of flowers and napkins and everything set up. There was even a little banner that said "Happy Hangover" in rainbow letters. He bought little containers of Advil. Sango smiled to herself.
"How nice!" Kagome knew that Sango wouldn't stand a chance.
Miroku finally joined them and they had a nice breakfast with only one small incident ("Perv!")
Kagome and Sango needed to take showers; there was dried throw up clinging to their hair. Overall they smelled rancid. After making sure Miroku was preoccupied cleaning up, Kagome won rock, paper, scissors and got to take the first shower (poor Sango, always chose scissors). She came out refreshed, billows of steam coming out of the bathroom door with only a towel for cover. Sango quickly scurried in the bathroom and shut the door and locked it. Kagome remembered she left her clothes in the bathroom and started to bang on the door but alas Sango was already too preoccupied. She waited impatiently by the door hoping that Miroku wasn't near finishing cleaning. The doorbell rang.
"That must be the paper boy collecting money, could you get that? The check is on the couch."
"Kagome remembered how the same paper boy had thrown their paper into the gutter twice last week and so she decided to have a little fun."
She left the chain lock on and opened the door three inches and said in her most seductive voice
"Hey there, big boy."
She then closed the door so she could unlock the door and swing the door open again wondering what the paperboy would think of her in a towel.
"I thought you'd never co---" Kagome gasped as she stared at a very uncomfortable hanyou.
"I…umm…you're not the paper boy are you?…god damn Miroku. I'm going to kill him…heh…be right back."
She slammed the door in his face.
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What just happened? Kagome at Miroku's house?! In a towel! What about the paperboy? And did she just try to seduce him? He wasn't exactly use to people slamming the door in his face and quickly recovered from the shock and became pissed off. He came over to compare answers with Miroku on the science packet. He had to get his science grade up.
"Screw this." He started to down the driveway.
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"INUYASHA IS YOUR PAPER BOY!! PAPER BOY MY ASS!!"
"Uh…no, but he's been coming over every Saturday to go over Chem. homework…"
"A detail you conveniently left out!!"
"I take it he's at my door."
"Ya think?!"
Miroku rushed to his front door; he would never get into a good college with a D in science. He flung the door open to find no one there. He walked down his driveway to find Inuyasha a couple yards away walking.
"Wait up!"
"Keh, I can see you're busy."
"It's not what it looks like! Look, they'll be gone pretty soon and you know that comparing answer has been benif--"
"There's more than one!! What, were you having an orgy?!?!"
"I'll explain later, god are you upset I didn't invite you?"
"No!"
"Then what's up?"
Inuyasha didn't exactly want to reenact what happened a few minutes earlier.
"Ok, I'll stay. I'll wait in your room…actually your room disturbs me. I'll be in your backyard."
"So, what did Kagome do anyway?"
"She told me how hot she thinks you are."
"Really?"
"No"
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"Sango!! Get the hell out of there!!" Kagome pounded on the bathroom door, her face still as red as Inuyasha's shirt.
Sango stumbled out a bit annoyed.
"What's the big idea? Don't tell me Mirok--"
"No, nothing like that, I'll explain later…oh god I'm such an idiot!"
Sango shrugged as she watched her friend scramble in the bathroom in search of her clothes. She then jumped at the sight of Miroku and what was his name? Inuyasha? Inuyasha looked just as embarrassed as Kagome; he quickly proceeded through Miroku's backdoor.
"You better not have done anything to Kagome."
"I'm just as in the dark as you are."
"We're leaving as soon as possible."
"You offend me so, Sango. I thought we were having a good time."
Secretly, Sango was very impressed with Miroku , but she hid her feelings well.
"Fuck off, this is the first and last time I ever step inside your house."
Miroku looked hurt. Sango immediately felt guilty. In the process of shielding her feelings she tended to go a bit overboard.
"Well, maybe I could come over for your birthday. March 24...I mean!!…Isn't that when it is?"
Miroku was immediately brightened up…maybe a bit too much.
"PERV!"
"It's a date."
"Who said anything about a da—"
"What's going on?" Kagome came out of the bathroom warily looking around.
"We're leaving."
"Good, thanks for everything Miroku." She spoke softly and quickly, the same way she quickly made her way to the front door. But when she got there she froze. Was he still there? Damn't why didn't Miroku have one of those peep eyehole things?
"Umm…maybe we should go around the back. You know…to be less conspicuous."
"Yeah, I don't want to be seen coming out of a Miroku's house in the morning either."
"Uh…you probably don't want to--"
"No we can't stay longer, sorry but we're leaving." Sango turned back to find Kagome half way through the back door staring up in awe. Then she quickly snapped back and let out a small scream and scrambled out the back grabbing Sango. She didn't stop running until two streets. Sango finally made her stop.
"Look, both our brains are rattled. So how about we go to our houses and settle. Then I'll come over and you can tell me…whatever it is you 're going to tell me."
"Agreed."
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"Mom! I'm home!"
"Did you have a good time at Sango's?"
Kagome winced. She hated lying to her mother, but what could she do?
"We watched some movies and tutored her little brother."
"How nice."
Kagome quickly went to her room before her mother would ask for details. She closed her door pointedly.
"Why me why me why me why me…"
She couldn't believe her idiocracy. I mean she'd never done anything like that before and the one time she decides to be a little adventurous it goes terribly wrong. She groaned in self-pity, but then she slightly calmed remembering what she saw in Miroku's backyard: Inuyasha was doing pull-ups on Miroku's pull-up bar. He was slightly sweaty…incidentally his shirt was off and she had a perfect view at his finely chiseled abs. Only when he stopped and looked at her did she stop staring.
Wait. Eww. Gross, what is wrong with me? Kagome shrugged the image out of her head.
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"Boron, two protons, five electrons, red?"
"Yeah."
"We're finally done!"
Inuyasha was silent. Lost in thought. He could finally think clearly in Miroku's room because someone ripped down all his posters. He was glad; he always felt that freakily undressed women were watching his every move.
After Sango and Kagome left, Miroku found Inuyasha hastily putting his shirt back on. Miroku decided not to ask any questions yet, and they proceeded with comparing answers. But now that they were done…
"So…anything interesting happen today?"
"Your point?"
"What happened with Kagome?!"
"How about you?"
"Huh?"
"The day you get some before me is the day I turn into a full demon."
"I'll tell you, if you tell me."
"Nah, I'm not particularly interested in your love life."
"Aw come on!…no?…I'll just ask Kagome herself then. How should I start? 'Kagome, what happened between you and Inuyasha? And…oh yeah…Inuyasha wants to see you in a towel again'"
"You wouldn't dare."
"We both know just how daring I am."
"I'll tell Sango that you made a move on her mom."
"Can't you just forget about that?"
Inuyasha looked smug as he recognized victory. True, that he didn't do anything wrong or embarrassing, but he didn't want to embarrass Kagome…wait, what was he saying…like he cared; it'd actually be quite amusing.
"So I ring the doorbell and---" he told Miroku the whole story.
"That's so awesome! No wonder she was all embarrassed. And then later when she was looking at you…"
"What? How was she looking at me?"
"Uh…maybe it's not my place."
"TELL ME"
"Like you were a fly in her soup. What did you think?"
"Nothing." Inuyasha couldn't hide his disappointment completely.
