18. "I Won't Let You!"
I walked to the stream, where I thought I'd find Sessho, but I didn't. I just found the stream. I sat there a while, thinking. I didn't hear anyone coming until Sessho lifted me from my seat into a hug.
"You scared me." He whispered.
"It wasn't my fault, I promise."
"I know." He set me down. "It was that knucklehead monk, Miroku."
"I'm sorry I scared the most feared demon in all the lands." I hugged him tight.
"It's okay."
"Promise?" I pulled away.
"Promise." He kissed me.
We ended up keeping 'us' a secret until a demon came to kill Sessho.
"Sesshomiru!" It yelled in a strong voice.
"What?"
"I've come to slay you!"
"Really?" Sessho lifted an eyebrow.
The demon was huge. It was three times bigger than Sessho, and it had a club that had spikes on it. Plus, to Sesshomiru's humiliation, 'it' was a her. A female ogre demon, with a spike club, wanted to kill Sessho. She might have too, if I wasn't a moron and yelled,
"Hey, you fat bitch! You'll have to go through me first!" All eyes moved to me, as I stared the ogre down.
Finally, she said, " I'll kill you, then I'll kill Sesshomiru."
"NO!" Sessho yelled. "I won't let you kill yourself to save me!"
I turned to him and said, "I am Loeyla Karlaya, fox of the forest, and I choose to fight." I turned to the ogre and said, "What's your name?"
"My name is Shela."
"Okay, Shela, let's fight!"
Long story short: I kicked her ass, and she ran home.
"Oh yeah! I'm good!" I yelled before falling to the ground.
"Loeyla, you're hurt!" Sessho came to my side.
"I'll be fine in a couple of days." I smiled at him, and in front of God and everyone, we kissed.
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Author: The end.
Miroku: "The end? What do you mean, 'the end'? It was just getting good!"
Author: I said THE END, okay! (Hits Miroku on the head)
Miroku: "Ouch!"
Room: (roars with laughter)
Miroku: "Okay, everyone, that's enough laughing at me."
Entire room: "READ AND REVIEW!"
THE END
W.W. (WritingWoman)- Hey, hey you! Yes, both you people out there, and you people in here. Get your asses back in here. Who said you could leave? (Everyone points to 'Author', who suddenly changes her name to B.B., short for BlondBitch) Her! And you actually listened! What's wrong with you all! Are you high! ... We'll get to that later. I am barging in on B.B.'s story to tell you all this: THIS IS NOT THE END. She's just fucked up in the head.
B.B.- Hey, stop telling my secrets!
W.W.- Be quiet. I have a mess of paper work to do because of you now. I got to get them all in here!
B.B.- (mumbles to self, but quietly)
W.W.- Yeah, yeah, life sucks, I know. Now, everyone, the story continues, and the next one will be better because, HELLO! I'll be in it! Yay! That automatically makes it better! Aren't I modest? Anyway, it's over there in Inuyasha's part of the woods, because apparently Yusuke and his gang got abducted by aliens when we weren't looking. So, there will be new characters, along with the old ones, and lots of... odd things... can't...tell... more... ruin... story... ack... brain... dying... (Stops trying to ruin next story in series, and becomes immediately better) Ok, the next story's name is 'THE NEWCOMERS'. If I don't see you there, I'll sic B.B. on you! And that can be scary. Got to go pee, bye!
B.B.- (starts singing the pee song) I gotta piss, I gotta piss, I gotta piss, hey hey hey hey!
W.W.- Ok, now you all can go. (They all run away from the crazy real people) Wussies.
