Authors Note as read by Narfgirl's muse, Zorro the Fox: Greetings fellow narfgirl fans or just lion king fans whatever floats your boat. Narfgirl sent me here to tell you all that this chapter will just be a silly chapter since she has not written any thing for about three weeks and needs to do some practicing to make sure she still has it. So if any of you feel that this will be a waste of your time of just reading a silly chapter with no plot then I suggest you leave right now. Come on I dare ya. Buck, buck buckawk.
(reader leaves)
Narfgirl: Aw thanks Zorro now they will probably never return, please come back guys, this might actually be worth it. (runs off to catch the reader)
Zorro: Any way, if anyone is still here please sit back and relax, there is no eating, drinking, or smoking during this chapter so enjoy this crazy thing for who knows I might just pop in for the hell of it. And oh yeah Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor soporte vacía de las puertas.
Narfgirl: Hmm someone's been riding the monorail too much. And oh yeah I don't own the song Zorro sings later on.
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Ban'ai flew over the savanna making sure everything was in order for Mufasa. All was quiet. The giraffes and zebras were grazing and a few water buffaloes were lounging in the water. Everything seemed perfect except for one strange creature who was running around in circles chasing its tail. The creature was red and looked like a dog, Ban'ai had to investigate further.
The green cuckoo landed on a nearby branch and watched the strange creature for a few seconds before saying something.
"Hello, you there," said Ban'ai.
But the creature continued to run around in circles oblivious to anything else around it.
"Hello down there, I need to talk to you," said Ban'ai.
Still no answer so finally Ban'ai threw a coconut at him. Why he is an African cuckoo after all isn't he. Wait that's a swallow never mind. But the coconut did work and the creature stopped what he was doing and looked up to see what hit him.
"Alright who hit me with a three pound coconut?" asked the creature.
"It was I, that was my only way of getting your attention," said Ban'ai.
"Wait a minute you probably weigh only three ounces but you were still able to lift a three pound coconut, how did you do that?" asked the creature.
"Actually I weigh one pound but it does not matter what I can lift since it is the author's imagination and it does not have to make sense," said Ban'ai.
"Oh I see, so if I stretch my tail out like this then it would not be seen as freaky?" asked the creature who then stretched his tail all the way to the other end of the waterhole and came back with a loud snap.
"Precisely, now please tell me what are you and what are you doing in the pride lands?" asked Ban'ai.
"I am Zorro, I am a fox, and I have worms," said Zorro who then gave a stupid smile.
Ban'ai gave a disgusted look. "Well that's good to know but why are you here?" he asked.
"Narfgirl put me here for some reason," said Zorro.
"Well I hope it's to not give Mufasa worms," said Ban'ai.
"I don't think so, oh now I remember, it's because…….uh….well…..uh……shoot I forgot," said Zorro.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the Dory of the fox world lets all give him a big hand, or paw, or wing," said Ban'ai who was now quite annoyed with the crazy fox.
"Hey, that's not nice, but I can sound like a whale. EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR," said Zorro.
Suddenly for no reason at all or maybe the author thinks that this is not as funny as she wanted it to be, Zazu flies in and runs straight into Zorro's mouth before running back out.
"Ew you taste awful no wonder that jackal did not end up eating you," said Zorro.
"What is the meaning of this, who are you two, and what jackal are you talking about?" asked Zazu.
"Me names Ban'ai and this is Zorro, I am Mufasa advisor," said Ban'ai.
"What do you mean you're the advisor, I am the advisor," said Zazu.
"Not since you died in chapter four, I am your replacement," said Ban'ai.
"What, when did this happen, Narfgirl never told me this," said Zazu.
"Uh about two months ago," said Ban'ai.
"Well then I better get back and see this for myself and make sure you are all telling the truth," said Zazu.
"Okay have fun, oh yeah and I would not read chapter nine if I were you," said Zorro.
"And why not?" asked Zazu.
Ban'ai then put a wing over Zorro's mouth before he could say anything. "Because you're just not in there any more after chapter four and chapter nine is just boring," said Ban'ai.
"Totally," said Zorro getting the point.
"Yes very, nothing to read, nothing said badly about you, nothing at all," said Ban'ai.
Zazu stares at them for a second then flies off to get his laptop. Ban'ai then stares at Zorro angrily.
"You almost got me in trouble for that thing I said about him in chapter nine," said Ban'ai.
"Well he probably will not read it any way, not after what he reads what happened to him, he'll be so shocked he might actually go rigor mortis," said Zorro.
"Okay you know that was wrong and what I said was wrong because some reviewers were not happy with what I said," said Ban'ai.
"Oh really, that's too bad because I thought it was funny," said Zorro.
"That's because you're a looney," said Ban'ai.
"I am not a looney toon, I am a Narfgirl Toon," said Zorro.
"Man how does Narfgirl put up with you?" asked Ban'ai.
"By ignoring me, hey I got an idea, why don't we comment on what some of the reviewers said about this story so far since she has about fifty reviews and thinks that it is going to be hard thanking each one individually by the time this story is over," said Zorro.
"If it ever does finish because she now has a very evil history teacher," said Ban'ai.
"Well I don't think he's evil, he just gave her a lot to do this semester which is good since now narfgirl has an excuse as to why she can't clean the bathroom anytime soon," said Zorro.
"Do you want to go ahead and comment on the reviews?" asked Ban'ai.
"Well first I would like to say that I have thought of a very good theme song for Zazu," said Zorro.
"And what would that be?" asked Ban'ai.
"Well listen up here's the story about a little blue guy that lives in a blue world, and all day and all night everything is blue, like him inside and outside blue his house with the blue little windows and a blue corvet. I'm blue da ba de da ba die, da ba de da ba die...." sang Zorro.
"Okay enough, lets just thank the reviewers," said Ban'ai
"Oh yeah sorry, any way, lets see here. Oh Maliicious, oh I bet I can rhyme with that. Oh Maliicious, you are delicious, um yeah can't think any more," said Zorro.
"Oh good any way, Maliicious that was very nice of you to review," said Ban'ai.
"And you have a good Nuka story," said Zorro.
"Oh a Nuka story, I should read that sometime," said Ban'ai.
"Yes you should. Uh lets see, how about Sunrise19, she said your cool," said Zorro.
"Yay someone likes me, and she told Narfgirl to have fun in Florida," said Ban'ai.
"She did and she went to Epcot and Rafiki kissed her, oh la la," said Zorro.
"Cute, who's next?" asked Ban'ai.
"Uh Kiara32, she likes British accents and the angry beavers," said Zorro.
"I have a British accent wot wot, but who are the angry beavers?" asked Ban'ai.
"You don't know who the angry beavers are, you are such a spoothead, you spooty spoothead. The angry beavers were on Nick for a few years and they had dumb adventures like living with a human family, making friends with a lizard named Bing, and becoming Lipizzaner stallions, you spoothead," said Zorro.
"Well then I hope to see it someday, any way thank you Kiara32, who is next?" asked Ban'ai.
"Gohan is MINE not yours," said Zorro.
"I said who's next, I don't care if he is yours, I don't even know who this jolly Gohan character is," said Ban'ai.
"No that's the name of the author, and Gohan is a character from Lord of the Rings, he owns Rohan," said Zorro (A/N: I know that's not true)
"Gohan of Rohan, interesting. Any way she seems to have liked it, so I am glad she does. Who's next?" asked Ban'ai.
"Uh Sulkenwolfpup, and she's crazy," said Zorro.
"Oh really why is that?" asked Ban'ai.
"Because she started singing Upendi in the review and said you should burn in her evil fires because you ratted out on Zira," said Zorro.
Ban'ai gives a startled look. "Well that's uh…..very….um….nice of you Sulkenwolfpup," he said.
"Hehehe you left him speechless, any way thanks for the silly reviews, those actually made Narfgirls day," said Zorro.
"Next!" said Ban'ai.
"DoppleGanger33, he or she did not like that rigor mortis joke," said Zorro. (A/N: sorry DoppleGanger33, I don't know if you are a boy or a girl)
"Okay I get that message it was a dumb thing to say, leave me alone," said Ban'ai who then started to suck his thumb.
"Ban'ai's a spoothead. Any way thank you for those reviews DoppleGanger33. Any way I better wrap this up before Ban'ai explodes so I would like the thank everyone else and they are everlasting-oranges who has such a cool name, The Dishwasher who has such a cool story, Kovu's-gurl-1992-12-2004 don't tell any one but I think she likes Kovu, alibi girl who likes Mulan, ClearGreenWater who's name sounds very peaceful, XxSwEeTcHiCaXx who likes the unfortunate events series, Lioness who is actually anonymous, Monai who's real name seems to be Paddy's Gurl and is Cajun according to her bio, mmmm…jambalaya, and Lady Mia Starstriker who has really good oreo cookies," said Zorro.
Zorro is then about to tell Ban'ai that everything is done when Zazu flies back looking quite angry.
"I've read what Narfgirl has written so far and I am very angry with what you said about me in chapter nine Ban'ai," said Zazu.
Ban'ai jumps up and tries to explain. "I am so sorry Zazu it actually was not my idea, it was Narfgirls, she put me into this," he said.
"Oh she did, did she?" asked Zazu who then stares evily at Narfgirl.
"Sorry Zazu, I have a sick sense of humor, don't kill me, I'm surprised your not more mad about me forgetting to tell you that I killed you," said Narfgirl.
Zazu then attacks Narfgirl and breaks her fingers, nw se cant wrte, so zoro tks ovr.
Heh well I guess it will not be until Tuesday or Thursday before Narfgirl will be back so, we all hope you liked this really stupid chapter that Narfgirl wrote and if not please do not flame, just don't bother reviewing if you did not like it, she will understand. Any way I am out of here, and I will probably never return so bye bye. Oh yeah Ban'ai's a spoothead. (Zorro leaves while the song Blue plays over)
