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Chapter 19
Thankfully Harry had fallen asleep from all the excitement of the day, and Severus had not the strength or heart to wake him. He pulled Harry's shoes off and covered him with a blanket and then went to soak in the tub for a very long time. He did not think he could be any more embarrassed than he was today. If either one of the others even mentioned it tomorrow they would seriously regret having been born. Sighing he finally got up and dried off. He was so tired he did not know if he was going to make it to the bed, and truth be told his whole backside hurt from the fall onto the elephant. "How is it Harry has so much energy? Now if I could bottle that it would get me an Order of Merlin first class." The Never Ending Energy potion, he snorted then he closed his eyes and fell into a deep dreamless sleep.
Severus awoke the next morning to someone snorting in his room. As he peeked one eye open he saw Harry laughing so hard he had tears rolling down his face. "What in the world he could be laughing at Severus did not know."
"What is so funny at this hour?" he said rolling over not at all ready to face the day. When he sat up and rubbed the sleep from his eyes he looked down to see he was not in his nightclothes, but instead someone had put a purple gown on him, with bunnies on it."
"Sirius Black you mangy worthless mutt! You are so dead!" he screamed stalking out of the room.
Harry wanted to go after him right away, but he could not stop laughing long enough to even stand. He only wished Ron had been here to see this, well Ron and Neville. Snape the most evil git in all of Hogwarts in a bunny gown. All hopes of getting up died as he was consumed with giggles again.
Severus stormed through the castle catching quite a few looks and even one whistle from Peeves. All of them were met by the same glare, and Peeves was threatened death again. Severus took no time to knock, he merely slammed the door open to Sirius' room hoping to catch the man off guard. He was enraged to see Sirius sitting there on the couch as if he was waiting for him. "You son of a bitch! Explain how amused you are for those will be your last words!"
"Come now Sevie. You know that it was all in good fun." Sirius chuckled "I also think that purple is your color. Why you look just marvelous in that gown."
That was it as Severus turned his wand and pointed it at the laughing mass on the floor. In a flash a purple light erupted from his wand, and on the floor where Sirius was now sat a bunny, a fuzzy purple bunny.
All the commotion and shouting had awoke several people, Minerva being one of them. She was not happy about having to investigate at this hour, but she grabbed her wand and walked towards the shouting, As she opened the door she saw the purple flash coming from the wand and raised hers.
"I do not who you are Madame, but turn around and explain yourself at once!" Minerva said. Severus turned quite startled as he had not heard her come in. When Minerva's eyes finally recognized who it was she had to catch herself to keep from falling from shock. "Why... how Severus, why are you in a gown, and pray tell why are you in a gown that is at least three inches too short?"
"I would say ask Sirius, but he cannot answer at the moment." Severus said while trying to pull the gown down a bit further.
"Listen, I do not know what has transpired here, nor do I really care, just change him back Severus. It is still early and I wish to go back to bed."
Severus was about to protest, but the look on Minerva's face stopped him cold. A woman woken prematurely is worse than facing a dragon. Severus sighed and leaned over to pick up the bunny when a snort was heard from behind him.
"Do try to have some modesty Severus. Bend your knees for God's sake."
Severus bent down and retrieved the bunny and handed it to Minerva who quickly transformed Sirius back. There would have been a fight then and there, but neither man wished to rile the witch any further, so both left her standing muttering about poking her eyes out later.
Severus walked fast back to his room and flung open the door as he was very pissed off. He would call off the whole day if he could, but knew it meant too much to Harry. Harry was sitting on the couch wiping his eyes as Severus walked back into the bedroom. At the sight of him Harry started to giggle again, and Severus walked into the bathroom slamming the door behind him. He returned half an hour later dressed in his normal attire.
Harry looked up at him grinning, but did not dare mention the gown again just yet. "So are you ready to go get Remus and Sirius and leave?"
Severus rolled his eyes, but pointed towards the door." Come on let us get this over with, before I can change my mind." They both left Severus shutting the door behind them. He walked to catch up with Harry who was running down the hallway. "I will get my revenge, and it will be sweet," he mumbled.
