This is for all my fans who liked 'When (Beep) Attacked.' I hope you like this. Thank you my friend who helped me thing of funny one-shots.
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It was an ordinary day at the Sunset Shine. Kagome was sitting on the stairs leading to the shrine, watching the sunset in the west. All of a sudden,………
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The voice can from the house's living room. For a few minutes there was silence. Then…………….
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"IT'S EVIL!"
"IT'S POSSESSED!"
"IT'S MUST DIE!"
"WIND SCAR!"
(Crash)
(Bang)
(Boom)
Kagome sighed, "Oh not again." She stood up and walked into the house.
Meanwhile
"Hey, Mutt face. I dare you to stick your finger in that things mouth," dared Kouga.
"Fine, Flea Breathe," Inuyasha replied as he walked over to the "thing's" mouth. 20 minutes later.
"Ok, nothing happened." Inuyasha concluded.
"No duh, Sherlock." Kouga rolled his eyes at Inuyasha.
"Hey, Flea Breathe. How about you go and feed this black rectangle to it then stick your fingers in it. What are you too CHICKEN!" Inuyasha yelled then starting making clucking noises.
"Fine, Puppy." Kouga put the rectangle into the "thing." Nothing happened.
"So far so good," whispered Kouga as low that Inuyasha couldn't hear. Inch by inch Kouga's fingers can closer and closer to the "thing." Then………
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Both males shouted as black snake sort of ribbon shot out of the mouth of the "thing." Kouga was so shocked by this that he tripped over the ribbons and fell on his back.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Inuyasha laughed and pointed at Kouga. Kouga had finally managed to stand up. Then the ribbon tripped Inuyasha, and Inuyasha brought Kouga down with him.
"IT'S EVIL!" shouted Kouga
"IT'S POSSESSED!" shouted Inuyasha
"IT'S MUST DIE!" yelled Kouga.
Inuyasha grabbed the Tessiaga, "WIND SCAR!"
(Crash)
(Bang)
(Boom)
The "thing" was destroyed. Just then Kagome walked in.
"INUYASHA! KOUGA! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY VCR!"
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Hoped you liked this one. Yes you hear me right. I'll make more stories like this.
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