Summary: see chapter one
Disclaimer: see chapter one
A/N: Sorry it took so long the hounds of hell from work would not give me a day off. Any reviews are welcomed
Now to my awesome reviewers!!
Pure Black: Of course he was!
emikae: lol, I am glad it could make you laugh!
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Elwen the Insane Elf: I so loved that line, and I could see her saying it
opal: They seperate at the mall, but the things one can do alone O.o
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athenakitty: he will find out about them just not now, there is a MAJOR prank war in later chappies sev vs sirius
Thanks!!!!!! To all of you for reviewing! I hope I did not wait to long since FF review thing goes down tomorrow night at midnight. ANyway here is the chappie! Hope you enjoy it.
Chapter 20
Remus was muttering of the unfairness as Severus and Harry entered the Great Hall for breakfast. "Albus, why is it I must go along with those two. You know they try to harm each other every chance they get. I usually end up caught in the crossfire from one of their hexes."
"Remus, you know that I need you to keep the peace. Think of Harry." and with this Dumbledore said no more as his eyes told Remus that the two they were talking of were approaching.
"Harry, Severus how did you sleep?" came the all too cheerful voice of Albus Dumbledore. It was met with grumbling from Severus and a smile from Harry. Albus was glad to see that Harry was finally sleeping and that he could smile even after all he had been through. Albus turned to sit down when Hagrid walked in carrying Sirius in his arms.
"Found him outside the pumpkin patch Headmaster. I didn't mean to but, I got scared and kinda knocked him out. I thought he was trying to harm me."
Severus snorted from his place at the table. "Perhaps you knocked some sense into him."
"Come bring him here Hagrid and lay him down."
Hagrid did as he was told and stepped back before Dumbledore produced his wand and pointed it at the unconscious Sirius. "Enervate" he said and Sirius awoke rubbing his head and looking around. "What happened?" he said wondering how he had gotten into the Great Hall.
"It seems you caused Hagrid here to knock you out, for he thought you were someone trying to harm him. What were you doing in the pumpkin patch anyway SIrius?"
Sirius was smart enough to not answer that question, and looked innocently at the Headmaster. "For the life of me I do not remember" he said trying to look confused. Harry came over to Sirius and tugged on his shirt. "Are you well enough to come with us Sirius?"
Sirius did not want to disappoint his godson so he nodded yes. "I wouldn't let something like this keep me from spending a day in this thing you call a mall. By the way what is a mall?" This question was met by shrugs and stares.
"Even I do not know" Harry spoke up. "All I know is it is a store, and that is where teenagers hang out and goof off. I was never allowed to go with Dudley and his friends so it will be the first time for me as well."
Albus waiting for Harry to finish stood up. "I have done some research and have found out some things. I even took the liberty of getting you all some muggle money." he said passing it out amongst them, "I do hope it is enough."
Harry's eyes lit up like it was Christmas day for he had just been handed more muggle money than he had ever seen.
"Well, let us all tuck in and eat so you four can be off." Albus said before sitting down at the table. Everyone sat down and dug in. Harry who normally ate very little filled his plate. After the meal was finished everyone walked over to Dumbledore who was holding the same grungy sock.
Severus rolled his eyes as he held onto Harry's shoulder and they were all whsiked away in seconds. All four of them fell into a heap moments later behind a dumpster in the alleyway. The vagrant sitting by the dumpster should have been shocked, but instead he turned the bottle of whiskey up to his lips and drank. Severus looking at him with disgust shied Harry away from the vagrant and all four walked around the building and stopped outside the Surrey Mall. Remus was studying the door to see if it was magic for it opened whenever one of the muggles would approach it.
"Have these doors been magically enhanced?" he asked his curiosity getting the better of him.
"No Remus, It is not magic it is electronic." Harry said rolling his eyes. He knew there were many more things he would have to explain as the day wore on. Stepping past the doors they all felt the rush of cool air hit them. "Nice this place has climate control as well," Sirius sighed.
"That would be air conditioning" Harry said pulling on Severus' arm. "Can we go in there!" he said pointing to a room full of games. He had never even been allowed to touch Dudley's hand held games much less seen ones this large, and he wanted to play.
"If you wish to go in there we shall. This is your day out."
Harry took off in a run much to their dismay and was inside the arcade, mouth hanging open. Never had he seen so many games all in one place, and he had no idea where to start. He decided he wanted to play the Speedway game first and sat down and placed two quarters in the slot. He then turned to Sirius, "Would you like to place as well?" Sirius looked at the game but decided if he could fly a motorcycle he could play this game. Taking the steering wheel he and Harry raced through valleys and through cities. Sirius had hit every tree and every car, even Harry's a couple of times. Much to Severus' delight Harry won the game and turned around. "Did you see that! It was so cool."
"I did see, and I would like to know how it is you learned to manuever a car like that."
"Well me and Ron kinda took turns driving his dad's car to Hogwarts last year." Harry mumbled. The old Severus would have given him a lecture on the rules for underage wizardry, but Severus merely gave him a look that said we will discuss this later.
Harry took that as a cue to exit the arcade. Maybe they could come back later and play more, but for now he wanted to explore the many stores. They first went into a store called the Disney store. After going through all the racks, and complaining about the girlie stuff on most of them Harry picked out a shirt for Severus. "This suits you Dad," he said handing the saleslady the shirt. Frowning Severus walked out of the store carrying the bag with the Grumpy shirt in it that said "Do I look like I care".
Their next stop was in a store even Sirius was standing outside admiring. This store was called Spencer's and seemed to have many things of interest. As they walked in someone came up to them and asked if they needed any help. With a polite no thank you from Remus they looked at the things on the walls. On one wall was glowing orbs full of electricity. When you touched one the jets of light inside would go to wherever your hand was on the orb. Severus found this interesting and put it in the basket to buy later.
Remus was looking in another part of the store at the glow in the dark stars and moons in the little pack. This was the only moon that glowed that did not awake the creature inside and he sighed with a smile. He would buy this and hang it above his bed to remind him that he was still Remus, and not just the werewolf.
Sirius was looking through the hats display on the other side of the store, and had placed one on his head. He pulled the cord that stated pull me, and the siren on top of the hat went off. Sirius immediately fell to the floor covering his head as the siren still went off. The salesperson calmly came over, looking rather annoyed and turned the hat off. Sirius tried to look sheepish and gingerly returned the hat to the shelf. He wanted to buy something for he had not been inside a store in a long time. He then walked over to the poster section. Thumbing through them he came across one of some girl in nothing more than a yard of material covering her body. The dog inside him began panting, and drooling. He quickly picked out the poster and went to purchase it before anyone could ask questions. He was going to hang this thing above his bed. What a nice vision to wake up to every morning. Smiling he walked, bag in hand to where Harry was.
Harry was on the aisle where the gag things where. In his basket he already had fake dog poo, and the ice cube with the fly in it. These were nothing like the twins gags, but he was sure he could get a few laughs with them. Next he put in "Fire gum have your friends in tears as they chew." An evil smile came across his face as he decided he would leave these for Crabbe and Goyle. Those two dolts were sure to chew them. Harry noticing the time looked up to see Severus working his way over, along with Remus and Sirius. He wanted to look a little more so he went further down the aisle. Harry then came across something called Motion Lotion. "Hey Dad what is this for, Can I have some?"
Severus picked up his pace and finally made it over past the two kids who were fighting over the last SpongeBob teeshirt. "What is it that you have there?" he said as Remus and Sirius came up behind him.
"It says Motion Lotion, and it says it is chocolate flavored. It also says if you place it on you and blow on it it becomes warm. So can I have it?"
Severus took the bottle from Harry and began to read as Sirius and Remus looked over his shoulder. "Just place on any part of your body and blow and instantly it will be warm. Motion Lotion for his and her pleasure." Severus looked again and then it dawned on him.
"O.o they sell that" he exclaimed and dropped the bottle like it was acid. "No Harry you do not need that and shall not for quite some time I pray."
"What was it? It said it would bring pleasure. I wanted to give it to Professor McGonagall for Christmas so she could be warm."
Severus' mouth fell open picturing Minerva and motion lotion, and shook his head trying to rid it of the visions. He looked pleadingly at Remus for help.
"Harry, I am hungry aren't you?" Remus said hoping to change the subject.
Harry wanted to ask what it was, but he decided against it from the looks he was getting. He was about to leave the aisle when he noticed something on the aisle which you could wind up. His curosity taking over Harry grabbed the object and wound it up tight. It started jiggling in his hand and vibrating."Look Dad, this thing can really move"
The other three turned to see what Harry was yelling about. All three gasped as Harry lifted the offensive object high in the air. It was none other than a vibrating part of a female anatomy.
