Vanessa ran her hands rapidly over the keyboard as she stared into the bright Microsoft Word page. The metal paperclip flashed her an amicable smile. Exactly how a paperclip could smile, she had no idea. Beaming, she read everything that she had typed over the pass three hours.
Serena Gets Pregnant with a Baby Named Angelo by 2Gorjus4UOnce upon a time there was a Serena. Serena was happy. Happy Serena was. Serena was very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very happy.
Vanessa furrowed her eyebrows. Something was missing. Of course! She snapped her fingers and added a few dozen more "very"s to the mix. Perfect!
The IM sound rang.
IlikeTaffyApplez – Vanessa!
2Gorjus4U – Stanton!
IlikeTaffyApplez – Vanessa!
2Gorjus4U – Stanton!
IlikeTaffyApplez – Stop it.
2Gorjus4U –…
IlikeTaffyApplez – Do I have to?
2Gorjus4U - …
IlikeTaffyApplez – Fine
IlikeTaffyApplez has just signed off
NessasHoe has just signed on
2Gorjus4U – Nessa's hoe?
NessasHoe- What?
2Gorjus4U - Nothing I guess. That's better Hey, I think Serena knows.
NessasHoe- About who?
2Gorjus4U – About your affair.
NessasHoe- With who?
2Gorjus4U – Stanton!
NessasHoe- Which one?
2Gorjus4U – O.O WHAT?
NessasBitch - Nothin…
2Gorjus4U – Between us.
NessasHoe- Oh. Well, duh, Nessa. So what are you going to do?
2Gorjus4U – ME? What about you?
NessasHoe- I'm hot, evil, and I'm good in bed. What's your excuse?
2Gorjus4U – I'm hot!
NessasHoe- And?
2Gorjus4U – I got nothing. Man! This isn't fair!
NessasHoe- Hey, it's not my fault I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
2Gorjus4U – Huh?
NessasHoe- Nothing.
NessasHoe- Oooooooooh! Tianna's on! Damn that bitch is sexy!
2Gorjus4U – WHAT? Since when do you fuck with Tianna like that?
NessasHoe- Since book 12.
2Gorjus4U – I thought she was dead!
NessasHoe- How do I look?
2Gorjus4U – I dunno, dumbass. I'd have to see you first!
NessasHoe- I'm out.
2Gorjus4U – STANTON!
NessasHoe has just signed off.
2Gorjus4U – YO MAMA!
NessasHoe is no longer signed on.
Vanessa groaned and started to type again before adding another "very".
Serena said hi Stanton
Stanton said wazzup
She said lets make out
He said koo
They made out
Serena had a baby
His name was Angelo
Vanessa snickered. Bet they didn't see that coming.
Another IM.
EvillerthanStanton – Hey!
2Gorjus4U – Who dis be?
EvillerthanStanton- Tianna… mwahahahahahahaha!
2Gorjus4U – Dude. No you're not. You're… YOU'RE… WHO ARE YOU?
EvillerthanStanton- Lambert.
2Gorjus4U – Kewl. Whatcha doin?
EvillerthanStanton- Talkin to Stanton (evil smile)
2Gorjus4U – Dude, this is AOL.
EvillerthanStanton- Tlkn 2 Stanton :)
EvillerthanStanton- Mah wizzle
EvillerthanStanton- He thinks I'm Tianna
EvillerthanStanton- Mwahahahahahahaha!
EvillerthanStanton- I think he likes me. See?
EvillerthanStanton- TiannasLoveSlave - Damn you're fine. You're finer than the finest piece of ham.
EvillerthanStanton- TiannasLoveSlave- Wait! I didn't mean that. You're finer than…
EvillerthanStanton- TiannasLoveSlave- You know what I mean…
2Gorjus4U – Whateverz…
SexyDarkGoddess just signed inSexyDarkGoddess – YOU!
2Gorjus4U – Me?
SexyDarkGoddess – Yes, you! Where's Stanton?
2Gorjus4U – Flirting with Lambert
SexyDarkGoddess – WHAT?
2Gorjus4U – Well, he thinks it's Tianna but it's actually Lambert in disguise.
SexyDarkGoddess – Oh…
2Gorjus4U – I'm hella bored.
SexyDarkGoddess – Me too. What u doin?
2Gorjus4U – Writing fanfiction
SexyDarkGoddess – Kewl. What about?
2Gorjus4U – DOTM. Us.
SexyDarkGoddess – Whatevaz… I'm tired of reading that shit. Damn rumors. HEY! Are you writing another steamy sex scene with me and Stanton?
2Gorjus4U – Not this time.
SexyDarkGoddess – Did you start one of those cheesy fics about how we first got together?
2Gorjus4U – Nuh uh.
SexyDarkGoddess – Did you send me forward in time or some shit?
2Gorjus4U – Interesting concept, but no.
SexyDarkGoddess – Hey
SexyDarkGoddess – ARE YOU MAKING ME PREGNANT WOMAN?
SexyDarkGoddess – Vanessa?
SexyDarkGoddess – NESSA!
2Gorjus4U – YO MAMA!
Vanessa clicked the "ignore" button on the window and pressed "X". That was close… She posted her fanfic during the next three minutes when suddenly the IM sound rang.
HerBitchfullness – The bitch is back!
2Gorjus4U – Hey Morgan
HerBitchfullness – Sup?
2Gorjus4U- Waiting for Stanton to stop talking to Lambert/ Tianna
HerBitchfullness – That tramp?
2Gorjus4U – Yep… why?
HerBitchfullness – Oh, nothing. It's just that…
HerBitchfullness – I was with Stanton last night.
2Gorjus4U – I think everyone was…
HerBitchfullness – Even Serena?
2Gorjus4U – Especially Serena
HerBitchfullness – Ew! Germs!
2Gorjus4U – Yo mama.
HerBitchfullness – Well, anyway, I gotta go… get tanned or something. L8rz!
HerBitchfullness has just signed off.
CattyO has just signed on
CattyO – NESSA!
2Gorjus4U – Catty! I just posted my fanfic! Wanna read it?
CattyO – Er…
2Gorjus4U – I'll take that as a yes! Here's the link : – Um… okay.
2Gorjus4U – Well?
2Gorjus4U – WELL?
CattyO – It's er, okay. It's better than the one about me and Jimena. I still have nightmares… Why did you do that anyway?
2Gorjus4U – Ice Cream… I get confused…so you don't like it?
CattyO – Yeah
2Gorjus4U – REALLY?
CattyO – No.
2Gorjus4U - : - (
CattyO – It's :.(
2Gorjus4U – ""
CattyO – Also wrong.
2Gorjus4U - (8(l)
CattyO – I don't know WHAT that was.
2Gorjus4U – Yo goddamn mama
CattyO – Ok… I'm gonna go now…
Vanessa slammed her fist onto the keyboard. They would pay. They'd give her credit for how talented she was. Lessee…
