"I bet you want the goodies. Bet you thought about em. Lalalalalala. Lookin for the goodies keep on lookin cuz they stay in the jar!" Stanton danced in front of Serena's dresser mirror and put a black bra up to his chest. He was so damn sexy! He turned back to the computer screen as he had been downloading music for the pass hour now. He scanned Serena's room. It was large, cozy, cute, and in the words of Paris Hilton, it was hot. He dropped the bra and ran back over to the computer to see what else he could download when the door suddenly opened.
"You!" a voice exclaimed.
"Dude!" Stanton rose from his seat to see Collin standing in the doorway. "I thought you were like down at the beach like scoping out chicks and whatnot"
"Are you mocking me, man?"
"Yes"
Collin started to turn red.
"Whoa dude!"
"I thought you were supposed to be saving my sister!"
Stanton ran his fingers over the scarlet walls. "You're sister's room is SU kewl"
Collin raised an eyebrow.
"Come inside Collin". Stanton gestured for him to enter. "Don't be afraid!"
"Er… I don't know. Serena never lets me in…"
"Well she's not here is she?" Stanton smirked.
"I guess", he lifted one foot, put it on Serena's soft carpet, and sighed. "Whew…"
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Stanton cackled. "THE ROOM HAS YOU!"
"Is it worth it? Let me work it! I put my thang down flip it and reverse it! Its yer fermaneppavanette!" Collin and Stanton rang in unison.
About two hours had passed now in which they had both used up all of Serena's computer memory on song downloads and apparently all of the alcohol in the fridge.
"Don't I look like a Halle Berry poster!"
"NO DUDE!" Stanton laughed and fell back onto Serena's mattress.
"Dude you totally fucked her mattress up!"
"This isn't the first time"
WHAT?"
"Nothing…" he turned to the computer. "I'm gonna see who else is on". He spotted his new personal favorite. Oh. Fucking. Yeah. He looked at Collin suspiciously before typing the screenname "Hotchica22" into the IM box.
MeStanton- Wassup shorty? Can I hit that?
HotChica22- No. Go away, Stanton.
MeStanton- I'm not Stanton.
HotChica22- Right.
HotChica22- Well, I'm not playin my home girl like that so you best be on your way.
MeStanton- Jimena. Jimenaaaaaaaaaa. You remind me of the West Side Story.
HotChica22- That was Maria.
MeStanton- Oh.
MeStanton- Your name fucking sucks. Did ur mama name you that?
HotChica22- So that's what we on now?
MeStanton- Yeah, that's what we're on, bitch! Why can't you just be like everyone else?
HotChica22- Cuz I can at least trust my boyfriend. That's why!
MeStanton- I guess that's why he's over here right now.
HotChica22- WHAT?
MeStanton- Yep. We've been getting drunk and singin for the pass hours or so… Wanna talk to him?
HotChica22- YEAH!
MeStanton- Okay.
"Yo, Collin!"
Collin stumbled over to the computer, falling apart with laughter for no obvious reason.
MeStanton- fjahgaoighaoefhojefhiojefaoihjfaifjhaioefj :) dsfdjpgjpadfjgpoadfgpo :) asdjaiodfdiert
MeStanton- :)
HotChica22- THAT WAS NOT COLLIN!
MeStanton- Was so.
HotChica22- YOU FUCKING WHORE!
MeStanton- I don't do guys.
MeStanton- On Tuesdays.
HotChica22- It's Wednesday.
MeStanton- …... meheheheheheheh.
HotChica22- I'M COMING OVER THERE!
MeStanton- I knew you couldn't resist me!
HotChica22 has just signed off.
CattyO has just signed on.
CattyO- HI BOO!
MeStanton- Hey! Are you coming over? I'm having an orgy!
CattyO- Won't Serena find out?
MeStanton- Nah. She's out getting possessed.
CattyO- That sounds er… dangerous.
MeStanton- Very dangerous.
CattyO- Could she die?
MeStanton- There's a good chance. Why are you betting on it? I only got a dollar.
MeStanton- Maybe two
CattyO- YOUR SICK!
MeStanton- I'll raise that three!
CattyO- STANTON!
MeStanton- And a Yugioh card!
CattyO has just signed off.
SexyDarkGoddess has just signed on.
SexyDarkGoddess- STANTON!
MeStanton- is aqway
"DAMN!"
MeStanton- is awya
"DAYUM!"
MeStanton- is away
SexyDarkGoddess- Stanton, I know you're not away.
MeStanton- I'm busy now. Can we talk later?
SexyDarkGoddess- YOU DON'T LOVE ME!
MeStanton- Damn straight!
MeStanton- I mean of course I do!
MeStanton- But
SexyDarkGoddess- REALLY? THEN YOU CAN LISTEN TO ALL MY PROBLEMS?
MeStanton: YOU JUST TOLD ME ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AN HOUR AGO!
SexyDarkGoddess- Well if you don't want to know just say so.
MeStanton- I don't want to know.
SexyDarkGoddess- You're just saying that.
MeStanton- Damn you, woman.
SexyDarkGoddess- Okay first of all I went to the denist today and they said I had a cavity. So I was like A CAVITY? Cuz I've never had a cavity before and I was soooooo pissed.
Stanton groaned and clicked the minimize button on the IM toolbar. "Take that!"
Collin, finally sobering up, walked over to him. "Hey, dude"
"Sup?"
"We didn't…"
"No"
"Who ya talking to?"
"That bi- Serena…"
"Is she okay?"
"Is she ever okay?"
The IM screen popped back up.
SexyDarkGoddess- HELP! I THINK SOMEONES POSESSEDME!
Stanton immediately minimized it.
"Who was that?"
"No one"
"It said SexyDarkGoddess"
"Neeeeeeeeeevah"
"Is Serena in trouble?"
"Why don't you go see"
"I'm not her boyfriend!"
"And a good thing too. That would be wrong on so many levels…"
"Why are you beating around the bush?"
"What bush?"
A new IM popped up.
FatalAttraction- STANTON!
MeStanton- HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING MY SCREENNAME?
FatalAttraction- The author told me.
MeStanton- That asshole…
FatalAttraction- I need to talk to you!
MeStanton- I dun wanna!
FatalAttraction- YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!
MeStanton- FINE! I'll talk to you. BUT ONLY CUZ UR HOT!
FatalAttraction- I know!
MeStanton- You are still hot right?
FatalAttraction- Yea…
MeStanton- Kewl. C ya 2morrow at 5.
He clicked "X" and typed in "HotChica22"
MeStanton- Hola!
HotChica22- What?
MeStanton- Bailamos! Bueno Noches! Livin la vida loca!
HotChica22- WHAT?
MeStanton- Si…
Thousands of years worth of life and he had never bothered to study simple Spanish…
MeStanton- Gasolina! Lacienga! Taco Bell Grande!
HotChica22- WHAT?
MeStanton- Macarena?
HotChica22- You're ass is mine!
MeStanton- And yours mine!
HotChica22- I'm leaving now!
MeStanton- BRING IT!
HotChica22- Oh, it's already been brought!
MeStanton- This isn't a democracy! This is a cheerocracy!
HotChica22- Huh?
MeStanton- Nuttin.
HotChica22- Bye.
MeStanton- Adios, mamacita!
HotChica22 has just signed off.
MeStanton- Oh, you're just gonna play me like that?
HotChica22 is no longer signed on.
Collin gave him a dark look. "I saw that"
"So I'm running games on your girl. And?"
"But you can't- I- we-"
"Video tape us?"
"Sure…"
Another IM.
SexyDarkGoddess- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MeStanton- That's hot. Where'd you learn to laugh like that?
SexyDarkGoddess- MORTAL FOOL!
MeStanton- Immortal.
SexyDarkGoddess- IMMORTAL FOOL! I AM AURA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MeStanton- Aura. Babe. Whats up?
SexyDarkGoddess- I thought I would get more of a reaction than that….
MeStanton- Yeah. But that was four books ago when I actually gave a damn.
SexyDarkGoddess- Oh. lol. You two were so cute!
MeStanton- Uh huh…
SexyDarkGoddess- Shapeshifting
MEStanton- Uh huh.
SexyDarkGoddess- Dancing.
MeStanton- Uh huh.
SexyDarkGoddess- You even gave her your cape.
MeStanton: Cape. Yeah that's niCAPE? I GAVE THAT BITCH MY CAPE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME MAN?
SexyDarkGoddess- Nope. And you can't have it back!
MeStanton- WHERE ARE YOU WOMAN?
SexyDarkGoddess- The new internet café downtown.
MEStanton- I'll be there…
"C'mon, Collin", he grabbed the confused blonde and raced out of the room.
Sigh. Im bored obviously. But really hyper. I just went downtown, pretended I was a tourist, and took a bunch of pics with cute dudes lol
Hey! Who wants write a story about Stanton and Jimena? I'm kind of starting to like the idea. It would be such a cute relationship. I think him and Vanessa would be cute too. But him and Serena are still my fave!
Oh and who likes Missy's song! I found it and been lisnin to it all day! Its yer fermaneppavanette!
