If you give Tatsuha a Nittle Grasper video

Then he will want Ryuuichi

And if he wants Ryuuichi

Then he will go to his sister

And when his sister turns him down

Then he will go to Tohma

And when Tohma refuses

Then he will go to Shuuichi

And when Shuuichi gets him Ryuuichi

Then Tatsuha will be happy

And when Tatsuha is happy

Then he will want a kiss from Ryuuichi

And when Ryuuichi gives a kiss

Then Tatsuha will want more

And when he wants more

Then Tohma will intervene

And when Tohma intervenes

Then he will take Ryuuichi away

And when Ryuuichi is gone

Then Tatsuha will go back to his Nittle Grasper video

And when he goes back to the video

Then he will want Ryuuichi.