Kurama on the internet

Kurama was doing a report on an author named Yaoloni Fictiontali on the internet. The author liked to use the pen name Yao Fic. Kurama accidently typed in Yaoi fic and Boy did he find something...He began reading outload "hiei walked up to Kurama and..."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Kurama ran out into the park to find Hiei-

"hiei, come quick" said Kurama

" what is ii fox boy ?" asked Hiei

" follow me" said Kurama

They ran toward Kurama's home and went to the site where Kurama had been before. Hiei read outloud "hiei confessed to Kurama that he..."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

They ran to Yusuke's house -

" what is it?" shouted Yusuke from his window

Kurama and Hiei barged into his home, went on his computer to the site Kurama found. Yusuke read aloud " Yusuke did not love Kieko he knew that but he needed to know if he had feelings for...and...oh my"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

They all ran to Kuwabara's house and he didnt have a computer so they went back to Kurama's house and Kuwabara read outloud " Kuwabara did not love Yukina anymore he wanted so much to Kiis Yusuke"

"what does Kiis mean?" asked Kuwabara

" It says Kiss you moron" said Hiei

"oh, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

They sat in Kurama's room not knowing what to do so they asked the girls to come over to help them.

Botan decided the best thing to do was read all they could so they could understand why Yaoi was being posted she read outloud- " Hiei and Kurama shared a passionate kiss while Yusuke and Kuwabara stared in jealousy."

" I cant fucking take it" said Kurama as he threw up

Hiei was shivering in a corner.

Botan continued to read stories of Hiei falling in love with the Kitsune, Kurama getting raped by Karasu and Hiei and YUsuke kissing all the time all of this as Kuwabara stared in Jealusy (in the fics of course). By this time Kurama was in such great fear he was instinctivly in his Youko form.

" I am in my happy place" said Youko in a pale voice

"happy, " said Hiei in a sarcastic tone

Youko started slowly rocking back and forth.

" snap out of it" said Botan as she smacked Youko

Kieko tried to smack Hiei but he kicked her first.

" don't worry guys" said Yukina in a soft voice

Shizuru proceeded in lookining at some "interesting" pictures of the characters. In one particular picture Youko was sitting on Yusuke's lap while Hiei kissed his neck and Kuwabara of course stared in Jealousy.

"THIS ISNT FAIR I WANT TO DO MORE THAN JUST WATCH IN JEALOUSY!" shouted Kuwabara

Everybody stared at him. Soon after the girls left and Kuwabara was on the news the next day, according to the anchorlady his body had been found beaten bruised and dead imagine that.